Britney Spears is driving. We’re all gonna die.

July 30th, 2009 // 31 Comments

Somehow Britney Spears was allowed behind the wheel yesterday where she, naturally, drove to Starbucks for a Frappucino. — I see.

*puts on football helmet*

These things block out vaginas, right?

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Comments (31)

  1. WhiteTrashWhore | July 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    meh…..I’m going to go look at Gemma some more

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  2. Taz | July 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    keep those kids out of the car

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  3. flyingskeleton | July 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    who cares….?

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  4. fetus_mcnuggets | July 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    lol what a shit eating grin :o)

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  5. fetus_mcnuggets | July 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    lol what a shit eating grin :o)

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  6. fetus_mcnuggets | July 30, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    lol whhata shit eating grin

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  7. amoi | July 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Except for the unkempt hair (as usual), she actually looks cute and healthy in these photos. And let it be known that I generally love to despise NitBrit.

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  8. Sport | July 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    sweet – crazy Frapacinno lady is back. Great news for tabloids everywhere and also the Dead Pool.

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  9. Haorld^Sick | July 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Cute smile.

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  10. vito | July 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    The last time I saw Brit with that shit-eating grin was when she was trying to hide a mouthful of my semen from the paps…not very successful then, either.

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  11. joe | July 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Ugly stupid bitch. I hope she gets in a car accident and dies. Soon.

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  12. EB | July 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    What that little curly thing on her front tooth? A hair? Hmmm…..I wonder what (wh) is on the passenger seat,,,,,,

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  13. LBJ | July 30, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    That is the crazy smile. The crazy smile is back. That clenched, forced, ‘look how cute I am’ grimace.
    Good lord she’s useless.

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  14. Gisele | July 30, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Haha–funny! :)

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  15. BodyForWife | July 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    That woman couldn’t drive a sharp stick up a dead dog’s ass.

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  16. Richard McBeef | July 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    That bitch is gonna be bald in 5 years.

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  17. casualencounters.com/blog | July 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    I KNOW WHO THIS IS. KIND OF SHOCKED.

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  18. Feckless the Second | July 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Love mah Britney. Let’s see Superfish make fun of her if she’s holding an umbrella.

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  19. Urbanspaceman | July 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Let the crashing & burning begin!

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  20. Lil | July 30, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Crashing and burning has begun and ended. Leeeeeeeeet me provide you with exhibit A, her love life:

    http://www.ranker.com/list/britney-spears_-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

    Her hair’s grown back, she has some solid hits on the boards, c’mon, she’s going to be alright.

    Her children on the other hand…

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  21. deedee | July 30, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    She has to have the worlds worst nails.

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  22. bleh | July 30, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Is it normal for your teeth to be that big, and show that much? Bitch looks like she has 73 teefs, fercrissakes.

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  23. Kodos | July 31, 2009 at 12:32 am

    those teeth utterly terrify me.

    call the joker; this bitch is trying to steal his look….

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  24. Brooke | July 31, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Wait, did she put diamonds in her teeth like P!nk did!?!?!?

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  25. Bert | July 31, 2009 at 4:04 am

    Look how her teeth turn inward. Primitive bitch!

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  26. ROUGH daddy | July 31, 2009 at 6:47 am

    One of her best features those teefs…good 4her…

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  27. Darth | July 31, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    She wouldn’t do bad in some movies at all.

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  28. Galtacticus | July 31, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    French fries,hamburgers and frappucinos makes her mad from happiness.

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  29. Rhialto | July 31, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    She loves to get ball-gagged with a huge hamburger.While being chained to an enormous caramel frappucino!

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  30. valentines day gifts | January 10, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Hahahah, the title was really hilarious, she looks so excited while driving. Looks so different.

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  31. digital camera memory cards | May 31, 2010 at 3:25 am

    Last time I saw that shit eating grin when he was with the Brit … mouthful of my semen so many paps did not succeed was trying to hide, either.

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