Britney Spears is driving. We’re all gonna die.

July 30th, 2009 // 31 Comments

Somehow Britney Spears was allowed behind the wheel yesterday where she, naturally, drove to Starbucks for a Frappucino. — I see.

*puts on football helmet*

These things block out vaginas, right?

Photos: Flynet, INFdaily

  1. WhiteTrashWhore

    meh…..I’m going to go look at Gemma some more

  2. Taz

    keep those kids out of the car

  3. flyingskeleton

    who cares….?

  4. fetus_mcnuggets

    lol what a shit eating grin :o)

  5. fetus_mcnuggets

    lol what a shit eating grin :o)

  6. fetus_mcnuggets

    lol whhata shit eating grin

  7. amoi

    Except for the unkempt hair (as usual), she actually looks cute and healthy in these photos. And let it be known that I generally love to despise NitBrit.

  8. Sport

    sweet – crazy Frapacinno lady is back. Great news for tabloids everywhere and also the Dead Pool.

  9. Haorld^Sick

    Cute smile.

  10. vito

    The last time I saw Brit with that shit-eating grin was when she was trying to hide a mouthful of my semen from the paps…not very successful then, either.

  11. joe

    Ugly stupid bitch. I hope she gets in a car accident and dies. Soon.

  12. EB

    What that little curly thing on her front tooth? A hair? Hmmm…..I wonder what (wh) is on the passenger seat,,,,,,

  13. LBJ

    That is the crazy smile. The crazy smile is back. That clenched, forced, ‘look how cute I am’ grimace.
    Good lord she’s useless.

  14. Haha–funny! :)

  15. That woman couldn’t drive a sharp stick up a dead dog’s ass.

  16. Richard McBeef

    That bitch is gonna be bald in 5 years.


  18. Feckless the Second

    Love mah Britney. Let’s see Superfish make fun of her if she’s holding an umbrella.

  19. Urbanspaceman

    Let the crashing & burning begin!

  20. Lil

    Crashing and burning has begun and ended. Leeeeeeeeet me provide you with exhibit A, her love life:–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

    Her hair’s grown back, she has some solid hits on the boards, c’mon, she’s going to be alright.

    Her children on the other hand…

  21. deedee

    She has to have the worlds worst nails.

  22. bleh

    Is it normal for your teeth to be that big, and show that much? Bitch looks like she has 73 teefs, fercrissakes.

  23. Kodos

    those teeth utterly terrify me.

    call the joker; this bitch is trying to steal his look….

  24. Wait, did she put diamonds in her teeth like P!nk did!?!?!?

  25. Bert

    Look how her teeth turn inward. Primitive bitch!

  26. One of her best features those teefs…good 4her…

  27. She wouldn’t do bad in some movies at all.

  28. Galtacticus

    French fries,hamburgers and frappucinos makes her mad from happiness.

  29. Rhialto

    She loves to get ball-gagged with a huge hamburger.While being chained to an enormous caramel frappucino!

  30. Hahahah, the title was really hilarious, she looks so excited while driving. Looks so different.

  31. Last time I saw that shit eating grin when he was with the Brit … mouthful of my semen so many paps did not succeed was trying to hide, either.

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