Britney Spears performed her last Circus concert in Vegas last night (above) which means she’s no longer any use to her dad, so it’s time to release her into the wild. I don’t know about you guys, but now would be a good time to buy stock in KFC, and vagina Bedazzlers.
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firsthearmerawr | September 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
i call a third child on the way!
Dave | September 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
i <3 thesuperficial.com!
secondhearmerawr | September 28, 2009 at 11:33 am
and lots of coke!
tk | September 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
I would throw it in her so hard its not even funny
fourthhearmerawr | September 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
and maybe some twizzlers!
LMA | September 28, 2009 at 11:41 am
Las fotos se ven como el 8=======D
Jeremiah | September 28, 2009 at 11:42 am
She should do herself a huge fucking favor and take her money and move into a log cabin (that gets nickelodeon)*so she will have something to do. And stay there for the rest of her useless life.
Moto Moto | September 28, 2009 at 11:57 am
Chunky, chunky,
I like ‘em big
I like ‘em chunky
I like ‘em big
I like ‘em plumpy
I like ‘em round
With something, something
They Like my sound
They think I’m funky
My name is Moto Moto
You say it double
Say my name
Moto Moto
Say it again
Moto Moto
I am nice and smooth
So nice and sassy
No other Hippos
Don’t wanna get next to me
I like em chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
I like em hippos
That’s in the wild
I like they attitude
I like they style
The way they walk, walk
The way they talk, talk
I like ‘em witta appetite
To eat a shark, shark
And when a dog barks, she’ll eat em too
I love every inch,
Oh yes I do
I like em chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Ain’t nuttin’ wrong
With lovin’ chunky
I like ‘em funny
I like ‘em spunky
I like ‘em witty
I like ‘em smart… with brains
Girl I Like your big…
What you say
Your big ol’ heart
What
Girl you crazy
She drive me crazy
I love my lady
She nice and shapely
She nice and spacey
Take so much space up
Like a big ol’ spaceship
Movin’ so gracious
Yes
It’s all in the way she moves
It’s all in the way she moves
It’s all in the way
It’s all in the way she moves
When she do, what she do
What she do, what she do, what she do, what she do
Get it girl
Chunky
Plumpy
Chunky
Plumpy
Ain’t nuttin’ wrong
Ain’t nuttin’ wrong
Chunky
Plump
whatever | September 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm
porky
Angel | September 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Woohoo Moto Moto #8. Nicely done. LOL
Kim | September 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
You know she’s really not FAT but she’s not exactly thin. And if you are going to parade yourself around in outfits like that you damn well better be thin!
Willie Dixon | September 28, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Lady Gaga in 6 years.
j m | September 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Inferior losers will always be jealous of superior people like Britney.
They know that they will never have her talent,beauty,wealth and success.
We’ll just have to put up with their anger and hate and lack of brains.
Alli Watermelon | September 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Kim, I wasn’t aware there was a RULE as to what you could wear when you have a fit body like hers (you know, since she isn’t “thin” and all). Have you seen this girl in PERSON? I’m a female, and I’m comfortable enough with myself to say that besides her thick neck…her body is pretty freakin’ awesome. So yes, she CAN parade around in that type of attire. It’s her job…and she looks great doing it.
freebie | September 28, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@14 – I wouldn’t exactly say “she looks great doing it”. She looks porky Kim @11 is right – if you are going to parade in public and charge money for people to see you in those kind of outfits, you should be thinner than she is.
Anonymous | September 28, 2009 at 1:00 pm
#13:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
We all know you’re just being sarcastic.
girliegirl18 | September 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm
#13:
i agree with you! go brit. you all are so jealous of her and its funny to read. if you could switch spots with her for a day you would do it in a heartbeat. she looks great and her concert was amazing!!
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm
What a fat, white trash pig. Don’t wear that shit if you can’t keep the rolls from bulging out.
EuropeanGirl | September 28, 2009 at 1:56 pm
It’s incredible how she keeps staying fugly, chubby and totally trashy.
I’m pretty sure she has wooden mirrors all around in her house and dressing rooms.
Her hair, makeup, clothes, all of this woman seems to arrive directly from a trailer park.
Bert | September 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm
God Damn!! That bitch must weight at least 200 lbs!!!
ali | September 28, 2009 at 2:07 pm
those slutty outfits aren’t doing her any justice.
Jenna | September 28, 2009 at 2:08 pm
She wouldn’t be kicked out of most men’s beds looking like that, but as a paid performer – she’s too big to wear those costumes. 11 is right.
I don’t know why they’re pushing her to wear costumes that they damned well know don’t look right on her.
Rosie | September 28, 2009 at 2:48 pm
No matter what she wears or how bad others say she looks BRITNEY is getting paid. Go Brit.
Anon | September 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Yeah where are all the morons now saying she thin? She’s just strapping it all in with girdles, spandex and corsets.
Quadzilla | September 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Toned but thick. Still much better than Jessica-poo.
Randal | September 28, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Congratulations Britney!
You’ve worked so hard and proved so many people wrong who had written you off and here you are, still on top of it all and in VEGAS! Talk about going out in style for your Circus tour.
The fact that your recent album is still on the charts and selling well is a sign of your legacy in the industry. Looking forward to your next big thing.
Randal
crazypants | September 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm
She’s no twig but the cop outift is hot – every straight guy seeing that just got wood and wants to apply that wood to her crazy hillbilly ass for like 48hrs straight.
She can take the hat off, maybe, but the rest of it stays on.
Darth | September 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Looks like she’s been a good girl.And i bet her pockets are loaded again!
Nero | September 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Could still lose a few pounds though.Before going down under.
HerPlasticSurgeon | September 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I see a paycheck for lipo in my near future. Britney don’t have to work out and watch what she eats. She’s got me!
Tim | September 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Wow she really is FAT.
The Rough report | September 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm
lol @ that guy. Now that’s what I call a shirt.
fatney rears | September 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Britney is built like a man. She has a bull neck, linebacker legs, wide shoulders big arms and a big back.
Alli Watermelon | September 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm
LIKE I SAID, until you have seen this chick in person, I think it’s quite unfair to call her FAT. She sure as hell isn’t a skinny or thin female, but I find it hilaaaaaaaaaarious that anyone would dare call her FAT. I hate to sound unoriginal (but I will anyway): I guarantee she has a better body than 90% of the people that come to this site.
shitney sucks | September 28, 2009 at 7:21 pm
She’s not fat; she’s THICK. Thick neck, thick body, thick stubby legs. She’s built like a female gymnast, and god knows how unapplealing that is. Time to let methead shitney have her own way again. I suspect we’ll be seeing pictures of her soon, standing at an intersection naked from the waist down, pissing on herself…
Obvious | September 28, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I heard squatney loves to be f*cked doggy style…
huh | September 28, 2009 at 7:25 pm
shut up fags, your lisps are so loud the whole office can hear them from my computer
cute little face, hot ass.
me | September 28, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Tour is over? Whoa.. here comes the MAJOR weight gain.. and by the way………she looks like a 56 year old woman in pic one.
amy | September 28, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I know girls who sing better, look better, are much thinner, and dance better . . . and they aren’t getting paid a gazillion bucks. Go branding!
h | September 28, 2009 at 8:00 pm
It isn’t her weight that bothers me, it’s the fact that she is really masculine and manly. she looks like she takes steroids.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | September 28, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I bet all the people defending her body, are fat themselves. Only a fat person would get offended by it.
Rasputins Liver | September 28, 2009 at 10:03 pm
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Ha! Twatney Sperms!
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That country-ghetto, trailer trash neadnerbilly should’ve called her lip-synch tour: CHUNKZILLA LIP-SYNCHS TOUR!
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Goddamn that stink footed, stank crotched/ass, ststinkin’ ciggie breathed ho-bag’s one fuckin’ ugly, cankled, porkified pile of shit!
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Guess that’s why so many call her…….SHITNEY!
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KB | September 28, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Whether or not she looks “good” for someone her age who had two kids is not the point here. It is her job as the type of entertainer she is to stay in shape. And she has the money and resources that should allow her to do this.
But no — she is stumpy and over-weight — and she really has no excuse to not be in fantastic shape.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 29, 2009 at 3:27 am
What is looking like a cow, Alex.
estetik | September 29, 2009 at 5:13 am
take a little care..
Fribble | September 29, 2009 at 10:34 am
Hey! It’s the dancing hippo from Fantasia!
“Mommy! Mommy! I’m scared!”
cc | September 29, 2009 at 10:44 am
Actually, I find this more comical than anything. I mean, who the hell other than someone in almost perfect shape would put something like that on and say ‘Yes, this looks good.’
BTW, who the fuck is left out there that pays to see this dimwit? College-aged girls trying to recapture their youth or something?
sunshine | September 29, 2009 at 11:19 am
It ain’t over ’til the Fat Lady sings. . . She just did?? Oh, uh, never mind.
snakecat | October 13, 2009 at 6:34 am
Rare Britney drunk striptease video
http://www.nudebritney.org
Çene Esteti?i | October 17, 2009 at 5:01 am
received some weight .. but still very good.