12:00 – smear picture of Brad Pitt with glazed donuts. 12:01 – Britney Spears bursts into room, sweating and gasping for breath (“me want sweeties! sweeeeetieeesss…*breaks off into garbled snorting, drooling*). Either that or someone let a walrus into the local frame shop. You know what I’d like to frame? Her tongue. I’d put it in a museum where little kids could poke it (“eww, it smells like cheetos and pubes”).
Thanks to Kim for the tip.
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Fatty Boom-Batty | March 14, 2006 at 9:12 am
Angelina is SO going to kick her ass for this one…And frankly, I’d pay to see that fight.
annadisaster | March 14, 2006 at 9:21 am
She looks like she’s laid in the sun and let one side of her face get sunburnt.
Either that, or she just has a bad bruise on her forehead.
booface | March 14, 2006 at 9:30 am
Her tongue smells like pubes??? That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m gagging.
Elikapeka | March 14, 2006 at 9:36 am
Frame the tongue? Why not just frame the pubes stuck between her teeth? “Belonged to the artist formerly know as K-Fed.”
memichelle77 | March 14, 2006 at 9:42 am
That Brad Pitt may be hot, but he’s no K-Fed.
hafaball | March 14, 2006 at 9:42 am
So, she eats pubes? I guess when you’re hungry, grab a pube. And I can’t believe it, well actually I can, but I’m more attracted to Brad Pitt then her…there’s only so much a man can do to keep his straightness.
Spindoc | March 14, 2006 at 9:50 am
Why do you have a picture up of my old Cafeteria Lunch lady licking a poster?
TeamLacheyRools | March 14, 2006 at 9:51 am
anyone notice shes not wearing a wedding ring? Is this because a) her fatness has spread to her fingers and it wont fit or b)(and this is the ne we’re praying for) she has kicked the little termite known as Kfed into touch? What happened Britters? You can take the girl outta the white trash but you cant take the white trash outta the girl. Sad, but true.
c1ndy | March 14, 2006 at 10:00 am
It’s obviously a craving relating to her pregnancy.
xaputa | March 14, 2006 at 10:02 am
Pathetic
I hope she goes nuts like mariah.
blueballs | March 14, 2006 at 10:07 am
What’s up with these scum sucking stars and their fugly Elton John inspired sun glasses. I wish I owned a few trailer parks cuz I’d hire Brittney as my spokeswoman
Grphdesi23 | March 14, 2006 at 10:09 am
These stories becoming more and more boring each day………..
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 10:12 am
Does this not look photo-shopped to anyone else?
LinguisticAnthro | March 14, 2006 at 10:12 am
That looks like it was Photoshopped.
LinguisticAnthro | March 14, 2006 at 10:13 am
#13, great minds think alike. And simultaneously. :)
Fatty Boom-Batty | March 14, 2006 at 10:16 am
Even if it is photoshopped, the fact remains that she made this ridiculous pose…For some reason I find this picture disgustingly erotic.
christee | March 14, 2006 at 10:43 am
i think it’s photoshopped, too. you can see a reflection behind brad, and it ain’t shitney’s.
mamacita | March 14, 2006 at 10:44 am
#1 Fatty
I do believe you’re right. Angelina will do some damn jujitsu on her ass. When she’s done, she’ll be all “Now what???!!! Biyatch!!!”
I saw those pictures on another website-hollywoodrag.com, I think-and there were more than one and there were different poses. I think they’re real. She’s standing outside of a store window and doing that.
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 14, 2006 at 10:58 am
It isn’t photoshopped (and why would someone). You can see the reflection of her shoulder in the glass on the lower right. Furthermore, Bahahahahahaha. “Me want sweeties!”
Lala | March 14, 2006 at 11:00 am
Photoshopped or not, what was Brad thinking when he chose to wear Hammer pants?
christee | March 14, 2006 at 11:01 am
i noticed the shoulder after. time for an optometrist visit!
christee | March 14, 2006 at 11:02 am
maybe licking this poster is her fat-loss secret? doesn’t seem to be working…
aimatcha | March 14, 2006 at 11:16 am
Britney’s a lesbian now? Salivating over a poster of a woman with facial hair.
PKClover | March 14, 2006 at 11:27 am
Not photoshopped. Just being silly our little Brit. Glad to see stars really are just like us. I have the same picture of me doing that to Colin Firth. But it’s really him. And then I was slapped with the restraining order.
Mary45 | March 14, 2006 at 11:35 am
Slap some dark hair on that bitch and she could be Gene Simmons daughter… (SORRY Gene!!)
Swordman | March 14, 2006 at 11:39 am
Hmmm Cow girl or girl cow, you make the call
Swordman | March 14, 2006 at 11:44 am
FROM THE SEA EMERGES… FAT BEACH! SHE COMES FOR YOUR PUMPKIN MIX AND VEGETABLE OIL.
Swordman | March 14, 2006 at 11:55 am
Once a month, the majestic Slothbritney migrates from the bedroom to the bathroom. If you look closely, you can guess its age by counting the fat rings.
ESQ | March 14, 2006 at 12:11 pm
This is the type of behavior you would see from prepubescent teenage girls. Now real women just go home pull out the toys and fantasize about their icons.
Britney it is time to grow up. Chances are your kids will mature faster than you.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 12:12 pm
#2-It does look like a bruise. Maybe someone (or even herself) finally worked up the nerve to slap her silly for marrying that freak of nature.
Tha-Flash | March 14, 2006 at 12:32 pm
She ain’t desperate!
ning_ning | March 14, 2006 at 12:45 pm
FAT Retard
Grphdesi23 | March 14, 2006 at 12:53 pm
If she’s going to drool over Brad Pitt, she should have at least put up a better picture.
Long haired Brad Pitt= skank.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Oh my goodness, you’re right. It isn’t photo-shopped. You can see a reflection of her tank top also in the picture of Brad. *Shutters* That means that someone actually finds him attractive with that crazy hair and those ridiculous pants. Eww.
And by the way, where is Duckboy during the embarrassing pictures of Britney? ;)
ning_ning | March 14, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Mooooooo, this cow is sooo tired.
mamadough | March 14, 2006 at 1:22 pm
God, if i were brad pitt, i’d be feeling pretty embarrassed right now. knowing that a landward sea cow has her tongue anywhere near my non-real-just-a-picture crotch. blah! (cringes)
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 14, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Is there some award for Most Public Retard? I mean, one thing about her is she never fails to amaze with the depths of her moronic behavior. She should take class lessons from that paragon of good taste Kate Moss. You know damn well Britney uses a common silver-plated jimmyjane orgasm-inducer ($225.00 retail, Home Depot), not the limited edition, gold-plated exclusive the posh Ms. Moss rides. Those classy Europeans best us yet again! Oh, to be a European! Why, God, Why?
LoneWolf | March 14, 2006 at 1:38 pm
This particular shot may not be photostopped, but you can bet that a pose like that will be photostopped in the future. We’re going to see pictures of Britney with everything from Cheetos to an ejaculating penis in her mouth.
Every time I think I can’t be any more amazed by her stupidity, she raises the bar. WTF was she thinking?
gogoboots | March 14, 2006 at 1:54 pm
EW! Cheetos and pubes? What will you guys think of next…
PandoraKnight | March 14, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Poor Britney. I feel bad for her. She’s not fat, or disgusting, or a slut or anything else people want to label her. She’s just trying to make it and she let some loser take her down a few pegs. I know many many girls who have done the same in hopes of having Mr. Right but end up with Mr. Retard. And now she’s producing offspring from him. If I had to live with the KFED I would be licking pictures of Brad (ok Angelina) too.
reesestet | March 14, 2006 at 2:00 pm
I believe that picture was taken back in the nineties around the time Brad did Legends of the Fall. Damn he was sooo hot.
I didn’t even notice Brit was in the picture. If I was married to that greasy loser I would be masturbating to Brad Pitt photos, too. Hell, I would be masturbating to Carrot-Top for that matter.
Lala | March 14, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Come to think of it – this is truly a sign she’s done. It’s a total downgrade from when she could pull a still-hot Colin Farrell and could do that to him for real.
asmith | March 14, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Well, duh. That piece of paper is smarter and more useful than her husband…
MeganHarris | March 14, 2006 at 3:02 pm
These people are ON DRUGS. Am i the only one who sees this?
mamadough | March 14, 2006 at 3:17 pm
if cheetos powder were cocaine, britney would be sniffing it off models asses.
Tania | March 14, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Ok, first things first. I’d take Brad even when he looks like this:
http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/brad_pitt_14.jpg
Second: I’m not turning into Kimmie and I’m not Brits #1 fan, but I have to say she’s just being goofy here. She’s made it known for a long time that she loves Brad Pitt. And come on, TONS of people take goofy pictures like this when they visit celebrity wax museums, right? Same basic thing.
DuckBoy | March 14, 2006 at 4:42 pm
she’s such a goof, I love her
Buffy Holt | March 14, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Her tongue scares me.
Evangelia | March 14, 2006 at 6:41 pm
#12..agree :(
cheeto powder
cheeto powder
cheeto powder
can we find something else to say now?
Dee | March 14, 2006 at 7:59 pm
ugh..she is so NOT cute but still better than that crappy pic of bradley….