Britney Spears’ dating her agent

May 27th, 2008 // 93 Comments

Britney Spears made an appearance at designer Christian Audigiers’s 50th birthday party and brought her agent/new man-toy Jason Trawick. You may remember him as the other gelatinous figure standing next to Britney during her Costa Rican getaway. Take note: This guy got an up close look at Britney Spears in a bikini and went “Hmm. How does one mount such a thing?” Answer: You don’t. It mounts you. ABORT!

Photos: Splash News

  1. Old Old Old (and fat, acned, ugly cootR)

    She is done but for her money and the nostalgia residue.

  2. Maximus

    Pic 9 is just scary. I’m frightened.
    And I’m finding it increasingly difficult to remember that Britney was ever attractive, let alone hot.

  3. No shit!

    #50…Amen my friend, amen.

  4. #50

    I take it you married or date fat whores?

  5. Britney's Dad

    God damn it, must you fuck everybody?

  6. mephime

    …looking at these photos, several questions come to mind:

    -why does she look like she hasnt bathed in 2 weeks?
    -why does she have the cheap lipstick smeared everywhere on her face except her lips?
    -why doesnt someone fix those eyebrows for her?
    …and the most important question: when the eff is her effin hair going to grow back??? I’ve seen that 2-inch long section in the front of her head for about 2 YEARS!!!!!!!

  7. chloe

    umm, doesnt she look like shes covering up a beating?

  8. Sheezaskank

    Wow is she aging rapidly! He browridge is hideous!

  9. FACE

    Seeing her legs always makes me want to crush it

  10. silencio

    she doesn’t age well…

  11. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    she is ssssssssoooooooooo skankalicious!

  12. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    she is ssssssssoooooooooo skankalicious!

  13. jane

    those are definitely hair plugs, there’s no way her hair grew that fast

  14. Fat Women Unite!

    #54

    Neither. She is one. That’s why she hates Asian women.

  15. Prof

    @ 42
    DAMN I forgot she actually use to look that good!

  16. raydurz

    Has anyone in LA not gone out with Spears?

  17. hollywood

    stars always have to give a little to those who decide who become famous; they are always secretly dating rich powerful behind the scenes men (who are not hollywood stars). sure you need talent, but you also need to “do” the right people; or at least have some sort of “in” somehow.

  18. Wicked Wendy

    I feel a bit sorry for this mess. Thank God someone (meaning her family) finally stepped up to try to straighten her out. But what happened to her going to the dance studio and the gym everyday?? I thought she was back to her old workout/treadmill habits. I honestly expected her to be in MUCH better shape by now.; Maybe she needs a nutritionist to get her off all the fried fat she stuffs her gullet with.

    COME ON you CRAZY, SLEAZY SWAMP SLUT! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!

  19. snarky

    Whats next for Britney? Professional body builder? Man, look at those fricken thighs!

  20. britney's weave

    judging by the look on her face in pic ten, she does not seem to be improving. she could easily pass for forty years old.

  21. stephanie

    wow, Break-Out City. Come on, BritBrit.

  22. ella

    two words for you guys: Pizza Face

  23. cici

    I actually feel bad for Britney. Her eyes look so sad and empty.

  24. cici

    I actually feel bad for Britney. Her eyes look so sad and empty.

  25. Harry Ballzack

    @17 – fygu
    Damn – that great big ole rhetorical piece of crap you wrote to me was pretty much wasted, because I could give a fuck what you think “Fat-Ass Dripping Anal 00ze.”
    However, I had to work today so I could’nt sit behind my PC all day, like you, doing research on “The Britney”. But I do so want your approval…… “Chh…”
    Thank you for the attention {{ (_|_) }} “Fat-Ass-Dripping-Anal-00ze”

  26. kati

    god….life has really taken its toll on her….everything about her face looks sad.

  27. MK

    Hi I’m britney spears. The state took my children away from me and my father wipes my ass but i sure look cute!

  28. kikysweety

    She’s a beautiful woman. She’ so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at JSeniorMatch. c om. I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.

  29. ……………………………..SHE NEEDS MONEY?

  30. Denise Brown

    God, she is ugly! On her good day, she looks like I do after a marathon week of drinking and drugging. Ever hear of a dermatologist?

    Her makeup is beyond awful. It looks like the work of an 11 year old who got into her mother’s makeup bag after sniffing 4 bottles of glue.

    And her Nicolas Cage receding hair is beyond embarrassing. STOP WEARING YOUR HAIR OFF YOUR FACE!!! YOU’RE GOING BALD!!! GROW SOME BANGS AND COVER THAT SHIT UP!!!

    For Christ’s sake Britney, hire a fucking stylist! Don’t you realize that you look dirty? And not in a “hot” dirty kind of way, but rather a disgusting “your choochie smells like rotten meat” kind of way.

  31. Elmo

    Sorry, #7, but I think you’re blind. Britney looked way better in her late teenage years. She looks forty at best now and she’s, what, twentysomething?

  32. avocado

    so much better…who else was on suicide watch?

  33. tabby

    I wonder why none of her stylists (she’s gotta have ‘a’ stylist, I’m assuming someone else does her extensions and highlights) doesn’t recommend having some oldschool Britney bangs to cover up her dome? And the black/brown eye makeup smudged all around like that just makes her eyes look muddy.

  34. no name

    wowwww does enyone for sure know that she is accually dating him? and what happend to her and kevin hooking up again…… ??? I haven’t been folowing her latley (in magazines)

  35. no name

    wowwww does enyone for sure know that she is accually dating him? and what happend to her and kevin hooking up again…… ??? I haven’t been folowing her latley (in magazines)

  36. deathstar

    Did anyone else read “Christian Audigiers’s 50th” as “Christina Aguilera’s 50th”?

    Just me then.

  37. renee

    I think she is a nice girl, confused, but sweet. I would love to be her friend

  38. Tori

    Would someone teach Brit how to put on makeup? Okay, she looks rough but putting on her makeup differently would soften things a bit. Tone down the red lips and do a golden tan sort of look with some decent eyeliner on top and maybe some fake lashes. Aw crap why do I care. At least she hasn’t gone for the Winehouse look. ew.

  39. ew.

    ew, she needs her hair, makeup and EYEBROWS done

  40. Reyce

    She looks like such trash.. Definitely needs a makeover and to trash that fucking red lipstick!!

  41. Reyce

    She looks like such trash.. Definitely needs a makeover and to trash that fucking red lipstick!!

  42. Reyce

    She looks like such trash.. Definitely needs a makeover and to trash that fucking red lipstick!!

  43. BB

    He’s hot.

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