Britney Spears made an appearance at designer Christian Audigiers’s 50th birthday party and brought her agent/new man-toy Jason Trawick. You may remember him as the other gelatinous figure standing next to Britney during her Costa Rican getaway. Take note: This guy got an up close look at Britney Spears in a bikini and went “Hmm. How does one mount such a thing?” Answer: You don’t. It mounts you. ABORT!
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It's me Fuckers | May 27, 2008 at 10:58 am
What happened to her boytoy pap?
Barely Stearn | May 27, 2008 at 11:02 am
Bacon!!!! Gotta’ tell ya’ — she’s looking good here! I’m positively moist…
Mel | May 27, 2008 at 11:02 am
She’s looking rough…
Hardeeharhar | May 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
She always looks rough
Jay Fro | May 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
What we all need to remember here is that even though yes she is 30lbs overweight and has a litter of children, she is insanely rich and not horrible looking. Would I date her? Heck yeah I would.. she would probably buy me really nice stuff and after a few beers I would probably want to bang her. And guys, we all know that the crazy chics are awesome in the sack. Then I could update my Facebook status with “is fucking Britney Spears”. How cool wold that be for all your old high-school friends to see? I would definitely try and get her prego as once you have your bun in her oven you are locked in and can’t as easily be cast aside by her daily fancy.
So to summarize.. yes we can make fun of her for her crazy behaviour and losing her good looks. But in a New York second any one of us should jump at the chance to mount that.
tabby | May 27, 2008 at 11:05 am
Is that a L’oreal lipstick that she’s holding?
Harry Ballzack | May 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
Last time she looked this good was about 10 years ago
Barak Obama | May 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
I would mount her in a heart beat! Just dont tell my wife. Because she will not only hate America, she will hate me. And that bitch is crazy!
fygu | May 27, 2008 at 11:08 am
#5 You are right
#7 You are an idiot, and at least partially blind.
Shecky Vegas | May 27, 2008 at 11:10 am
Britney attened the party because she was told Dior was having a traditional Louisiana style seven course meal, a six-pack and a possum.. Ha cha cha cha!
Guy | May 27, 2008 at 11:10 am
She looks so sad
Jumpin_J | May 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
Is she taking tanning lessons from Victoria Beckham? I’ve got a craving for a creamsicle and I can’t figure out why.
ph7 | May 27, 2008 at 11:16 am
Funny looking jew.
Harry Ballzack | May 27, 2008 at 11:17 am
@9 – and you have the brains of a kumquat – but enough about semantics -
Sport | May 27, 2008 at 11:28 am
CHA-CHING.
That’s what he sees between her legs.
veggi | May 27, 2008 at 11:34 am
Is that a print out of a yahooligans maze I see??
You stay sharp Brit!!
fygu | May 27, 2008 at 11:35 am
#7 You think that she looks as good as she did when she was 16 years old (that’s what you get when you subtract ten years–I know you’re slow.) Please go look at some pics of her at that age (I know you can find some with minimal internet research even though that might be challenging for you) and then come back with an informed and intelligent opinion. Kthanxdie.
PunkA | May 27, 2008 at 11:37 am
I guess getting off the drugs can make you fat..go figure. Who knew Meth helped you lose weight????
Seriously, this tub needs to start a diet and get a trainer and bust it for 3 months. Then, she might be back to her fit standard. As of now, she looks like she is on her way to Elizabeth Taylorville. Chicks that were hot and thin when young, but then ate there way to fat-ugly hell.
ToTellTheTruth | May 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
This bitche’s mind is STILL on “vacation”, and right now anyone and everyone is taking advantage of THAT. Wonder what kinda car he’ll dupe her into buying for him…..
Anonymous | May 27, 2008 at 11:46 am
Poor misguided bastard.
dude | May 27, 2008 at 11:48 am
#8…Hey there Barack….very funny. LMAO
Gabs | May 27, 2008 at 11:54 am
This is the downside of the so called ‘American Dream’. I feel a little bad for her…
bugie howser | May 27, 2008 at 11:55 am
The guy looks so enthusiastic about dating her too. I had the same expression the time they cancelled MASH
U.S Treasury Dept | May 27, 2008 at 11:55 am
17 – i think she was at her prime at 19.
U.S Treasury Dept | May 27, 2008 at 11:55 am
17 – i think she was at her prime at 19.
hotness | May 27, 2008 at 11:56 am
and this is important because……………..
bitch is old raged and used lets just turn our backs on her so she can get lost
mimi | May 27, 2008 at 11:56 am
Keep up the good work Britney!
You’re doin’ GREAT!
mimi | May 27, 2008 at 11:56 am
Keep up the good work Britney!
You’re doin’ GREAT!
tips fpr brit | May 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm
britney- lose some eye shadow, add some base ,powder and masacara. Do a side part and wear a stomach girdle, and try a nude lip instead of orange red.
hmmmm | May 27, 2008 at 12:06 pm
christian dior died in the 1950s…i’m confused.
English Bob | May 27, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Did any of you stop to think she may have just come straight from an audition for one of the Lollipop men in the new Wizard of Oz movie???? Yeh, i bet you all feel retarded now, huh!!
Show Me the $ | May 27, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Mounted by Brit? Sign me up!…Them hips, tush and thighs poppin down on me would be ALMOSTTHEAVEN! Luv to be controlled by Brit…Since she definitely cant control herself.
nipolian | May 27, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Bitch needs some Lava soap.
not hot tranny | May 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm
check the nasty deodorant stains on her dress thats what i call classy
(pic 7 and 11)
emma frost | May 27, 2008 at 12:35 pm
8th grade prom from 93 Britt?
Kate Hudson's long gone dignity | May 27, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Lithium, Marlboro lights in a box, and some cheap Revlon lipstick in Camaro Orange.
Jimbo | May 27, 2008 at 12:40 pm
@34 Get a life tranny. How far did you have to blow those pics up before you could see the stains? Dickwad!!
Loser for a Day | May 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Okay, so generally I’m a Britney fan (when she’s looking 1/2 way decent of course) but ya know it amazes me that she is willing to pay upwards of $1,000 for a pair of Christian Louboutin’s but cheaps out on $3.99 lipstick? I’m so dissapointed.
sharpeidude | May 27, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Bad skin, bad teeth, bad hair, smokers breath and a stanky cooter. Oh yeah, let me have somma dat!
Corlyss | May 27, 2008 at 1:26 pm
All evidence pointing to her being “better”? Wiped off the table with these pictures. Isn’t this a party? Why is there only one picture of her smiling in this set? The last one…. you suck at fake smiles, Brit. Just stop pretending and tell Daddy wazamattah?
dude_on_a_wire | May 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Damn has she gone downhill – but at least she’s a wonderful mother and overall great person. I can’t wait for her comeback (no pun intended).
Mos | May 27, 2008 at 1:55 pm
This is exactly why the legal age of consent needs to be lowered to sixteen. For those of you who forget that BS used to be masturbatory material>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edf7xPbPZrc
pigkeepr31 | May 27, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I saw the satins too, the picture was a little close, there was no need to blow it up to see it. But, at least she’s wearing deo.
pigkeepr31 | May 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm
That was supposed to be “Stains”
Quinn | May 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm
dermatologist nightmare
fygu | May 27, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#41 are you really Randal?
Since when is someone a “wonderful mother” when they’ve lost custody of their children?
summer | May 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm
she look ugly. why she is not starting to take care of herself insted of looking for a publisty?
summer | May 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm
she look ugly. why she is not starting to take care of herself insted of looking for a publisty?
Mal Gusto | May 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Looks like Kato Kaitlin.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 27, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Uuuuhhh, “summer”, when your legs look that good despite your weight going up and down more than Lindsay Lohan’s neck in the bathroom stall of a C-List Hollywood party, then I’ll agree with you. And then, and only then, will I ax yu wat da fukk ‘publisty’ meens.