Britney Spears is crazy? Poppycock!

December 26th, 2007 // 65 Comments

Addiction expert Marty Brenner is claiming that Britney Spears is living in “a bubble of illusion” that “could end in suicide.” Her weekend exploits hooking up with a member of the paparazzi and wearing a shirt with no bra are both disturbing attempts to regain attention after Jamie Lynn announced her pregnany, Brenner tells The Sun:

“Britney appears to be crazy.

“She is disconnected from life. She’s losing it now, and she’s going to eventually lose it altogether if she doesn’t get the help she needs.

“She’s exhibiting bipolar signs and she’s clearly fighting depression.”

I think everyone needs to see the big picture here: At least Britney Spears is only flashing her nipples and publicly flaunting her rampant promiscuity. She could be trying to upstage Jamie Lynn by getting pregnant. I think that’s the worst case scenario and God, I hope I didn’t just jinx us all by making that statement. If another child comes out of Britney’s uterus, I’m going to drink myself into a stupor and, in sheer defiance of the laws of science, not yell “Woo!” before I pass out this time.

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  1. #49NeedSAStarbucksEnema

    JIm Morrison was a drug infested loser who masterbated in front of a Miami concert audience.

    Janice Joplin was a drug infested loser who fucked any loser that would have her. She hated herself so much that killing herself was the best thing she could think of to do.

    Kurt Cobain stuck a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. The only positive to that was no way was it an Owen Wilson cry for help.

    Britney speaks for her generation exactly like the aforementioned losers.

  2. itskellybiotch

    At least she could have hooked up with the cute paparazzi guy to the right of her. Instead of Scarface Alibaba Soulpatch

  3. D. Richards (Whore.)

    #51? Right.. You’re like, just so right. I mean when you’re right your right. And you, you’re right. Britney spears speaks for her – - our generation.

    No you’re not. Britney Spears turned to drugs because she was sold-out by her mother as a product for the entertainment industry to mold, and profit from. Spears hates herself because she doesn’t know what she is. In no way does Britney Spears have any goddamn talent.

    Jim Morrison lived in the moment and enjoyed his drugs in excess. He was brilliant. His IQ was just under 150. He wanted to show the world something new; he wanted people to wake up and check themselves before they were consumed by the machine. You say that Jimbo exposed himself. There’s no proof of that. He simulated oral-sex on Robby Krieger, but big fucking deal. And if he did masurbate, so what? The cops were after Morrison because he threatened the bullshit sanctity of the American value; which is get a job, pay, lose your soul, procreate, pay, then die. It’s a shame drugs got the better of Morrison. You’ve obviously never listened to a Door’s album.

    Janice Joplin was ridiculed so heinously as a child that she became needy. She used what fame brought her: ‘friends’. Inside she was dying. She was a sad person and we all know that saddness translates well in to music. Janice sold talent instead of her soul. Hey! Just like Britney’s mother.

    And Kurt Cobain couldn’t deal with his life. The life became bigger than he was and he couldn’t kick his heroin addiction. He was an unhappy person. An artist. There’s nothing wrong with suicide. If you can’t hang, you’ve always got a way out. And that’s okay.

    That’s what seperates these people from Britney Spears. Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were artists. Spears is not. Simple.

    You’re a mother-fucking fool. Your entry was so moronic that I’m sitting here wondering if you were actually puling my leg. I doubt that. You’re just part of the mass pariah. A joke. Now run and hide from life.

  4. DRichardsFuckshisMotherThenWritesHisShit

    What an ass You Are. You actually believe what you write. I haven’t time. D Richards (Incestuous Mother Fucker) believes his own bullshit.

  5. D. Richards (Ten pound man on a five pound jack.)

    #54? You know why I believe, baby? ‘Cause it’s true. It’s the truth.

    You just don’t know enough to put forth a valid arguement; so you tell me that I’m an idiot because that’s all you can do; you can’t type your opinion or show me out to be an honest moron because you don’t have any views of your own. You don’t even give a real name, sweetheart. Why is that?

    You’re my asshole. You’re my bowels. Too Delu.

  6. TakeYourMeds

    Take your meds D Richards. Your writing are part truths embellished with whatever else it takes to make it seem like you know what your talking about. I like not having a name around here. That is the game. I take full advantage of it. Although anyone with a hacker’s savvy could figure me out from my ip address in the Fish’s logs. So I am not really hiding. I hope your New Years is as dysfuntional as your Christmas must have been.

  7. Chris

    Hey, maybe if she starts dating this al-Quaeda-lookin’ dude, he’ll make her wear a veil all the time so we don’t have to look at her face anymore!

    Now, those fat rolls are gonna be a little harder to hide……

    Allahu Ackbar!

  8. D. Richards (prose and verbiage)

    That you actually defended the alleged validity of those aforementioned semi-talented drug-infested suicidalists astounds me. The greatest “talents” are usually unmarketable and never reknowned. I believe Poe in Eureka said that we should look for history’s greatest minds in the dungeons and gallows. Morrison didn’t even play a musical instrument, nor did the others to any appreciable extent.
    They were all just drivel for the vanilla man. (I would imagine that you know this anyway, I am just saying)

  9. D. Richards (IP address.)

    #58? Vocalists aren’t musicians? Kurt Cobain couldn’t play the guitar? Okay.

    And if you would taken the time to read through what I typed, you would have noticed that I never said that Jim Morrison was a musician. He was more of a visionary. As I put it, ‘Future man”. Ahead of his time.

    You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m pleased to see you added one of Poe’s ‘quotes’. That gives you credibility. Fart..

    And #56? Whatever you said, honey. I’m now going to spend my time looking for your ‘IP’ address. Right.

  10. Celebutard Hater

    Shitney = Fat drunk uneducated junkie shit.

    Everybody shits, but you can’t fancy yourself an equal to, say, Einstein or Bruce Lee, just because they shitted like you. Shit as much as you like, but you still won’t comprehend the Theory of Relativity, and you won’t learn any fucking martial arts, just by defecating. You can fuck your 13 year old cousin all you want, but that won’t make you play piano like Jerry Lee Lewis.

    Talent is more than anecdotical coincidences.

    If Shitney dies in a drug and booze binge, you won’t be able to compare her to famous talented musicians who died the same way, because the cause of demise would be the only thing that might relate them. Talent, education, IQ… all those things will place them light years away

  11. CaffeBeotch

    @37… I have the vicodin. You send the scotch, I’ll send the vic, we’ll see how long it takes to work.

  12. me

    STUPID BITCH

  13. Nick

    Sure she’s crazy. You only have to look at comments here or at any other forum for celeb madness like http://www.holyshnikes.com to see that the whole world perceives her that way. Why? Because her actions speak for themselves. This is not a normal person! Nothing to do with her celebrity. There are plenty of celebs who don’t neglect their kids, don’t shave their heads, don’t perform drugged or drunk on national TV, don’t flash their privates at photogs. She fills up her crazy scorecard with no effort at all!

  14. Whoda

    you just have nothing to do but talking about Britney. DAMN man Kim Kardashian never wear a bra and nobody talks about it , it’s just normal for every women to get a bra off day cause you guys never wear those elastic bra that get stucks on your skin. get a life instead of getting rich by talking sh..

  15. classica

    i’ve been rooting for suicide! she’s a waste. she’s actually lived longer than we’ve all bet she would…there’s always hope for 2008.

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