Britney Spears has become increasingly concerned with her appearance. Instead of promoting her album or planning a tour to revive her dying career, Britney is gearing up for a slew of plastic surgery, according to OK! Magazine:
“She’s always worrying about what she looks like,” one friend of the “Toxic” songtress reveals to OK!. “She checks pictures of herself on the Internet every night and criticizes every single one.”
Britney had lip injections done in October and her line-up of cosmetic work will reportedly include her second nose job and third boob job:
On her checklist: liposuction of the abdomen, hips and thighs ($18,000); a breast lift with change of silicone implants ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Grand total: $81,000!
Dear Britney,
I’m into writing letters this week. Now that I know you spend every night critiquing pictures of yourself on the Internet, I thought I’d take a minute and extend the proverbial olive branch by recommending an awesome plastic surgeron. The guy’s fantastic. His name is Dr. Jan Adams and he did some amazing work on Kanye West’s mom. I even hear there’s a Starbucks next to his office. You should seriously check him out. Like right now. In fact, I’ll even book the appointment. No need to thank me. It’s what friends do.
Smooches,
The Superficial Writer
She was good when she was young! I ever was one of her fans.. After grown up, she make her life messed up.. many affairs are over there about how she mislead the relationship.. the latest one is the saying about Britney joined the rich women seeking affair online service sugarmommymeet.com with an aim to find a sugar baby! What a fool girl!
She needs eyebrows. Whered they go? Pluck them, trim them, tweeze them, fill them in make them slightly darker…. then shell look less like an alien
did she [dragon mistress (Britney)] slay a poodle to get that coat?
Spammers, please die and take Britney with you.
I enjoy those highly moral beings that are so triumphed over by Ficial’s joke about Kanye-momma. Now, anybody with two brain-cells to slam together knows that “Kanye-momma” death was hilarious. It’s a fact. She deserves to be ridiculed not only because she’s black, but because she’s black, and she died from surgery that she was warned not to get. Most of us get it. The smarter of us get it.
P.S. I could be wrong about Whore being warned not to have the surgery. As a matter-of fact, after I saw that Kani’s mom died I quit reading to double over in histerical laughter.
#156 Why so bitter?. Is it because Kanya knew his mon and your were just a prom night dumpster baby? Or is that just the fetal alchohol syndrome talking?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bDJ8yMtxec
THAT WAS A SICK JOKE U JUST TOLD SOMEONE THEY SHOULD DIE, U MADE FUN OF A WOMEN WHO DIED! IM NOT THE BIGGEST BRITNEY SUPPORTER BUT TELLING SOMEONE THEY SHOULD GO AND DIE IS HIDEOUS AND I HOPE THIS ISNT WHAT ARE SOCIETY HAS COME TO!
#156? Bacon? Are you asking yourself that question? Shouldn’t you know where you come from? Were you? A prom-night mistake? Accidents are fun. Alright!
Wait, you do know that you were #156, right? Because if not, you just completely made yourself look like an asshole.
Ha! Nice try..
#158 I can almost smell the wood burning as your feeble mind starts to chug to life..
Ha ! keep trying…
Please excuse my racist bleatings. I was born without a scrotum and have been pissed about it ever since. And yes , my parents were cousins.
Lots of bullshit Christians on The Super today. Yeah!
#159? Right (Wink-Wink).
I know what you can do, Britney, and it won’t cost you a SINGLE PENNY but, it will make you LOOK A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER… GROW SOME HAIR!!!
LOLOLOL thats so funnyyy
harha fake britneys
nice hair peace
nice hair piece
I’m pretty sorry that she’s gone the way she has, she’s probably among the most prettiest white girls in American entertainment, but she’s obviously not taking the best care of her skin and physique. then again, niether am i, but i say we both have good looking and healthy genes compared to a bunch plain, small featured faces that cover this industry like brown on poo.
I tihnk that if she has that much money on her budy, she MUST have enough money to take parenting classes. She is a bitch and i hope shes reading this.
she is beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. spoil
and support them. what a slur..
Dear Superficial Writer,
I love your writing, but that letter was completely out of line. You want to write (hilarious) commentaries on Britney Spears, that’s fine, but telling her to see a doctor that was very publically responsible for another (semi-)celebrity’s death is not in any way humorous. I know, I can “just not read it” or I can read this as a slight on Dr. Adams, but shame on you for even remotely suggesting that she kill herself.
Sincerely,
An avid reader
Re: 115 & 116 LL,
You hit the nail on the head with your first comment, any woman who would go against the advice of several doctors for the sake of vanity is fair game. It’s too bad that she died but she did have fair warning. This was major elective surgery, not a nip or a tuck.
Your second comment, thanks for that. I can think of a few celeb blogs that would benefit from that message. This is my first time commenting here and it’s quite refreshing to see intelligent comments without a bunch of personal drama and flaming. Nice place you have here.
Wish someone would tell her to wash her hair.
i don’t know what hapend with Britney but look nasty http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl .
What a terrible thing to say!
ohh ger a fuckin gripp on life isi !..
shes onli havin all atht dun b-cause the simple fact is every 1 is talkin about her! no1 leaves the girl alone 4 fuck sake ! she is 1 mint girl i love her soo much ! love u britt ur awsome also buitifull !!
ohh ger a fuckin gripp on life isi !..
shes onli havin all atht dun b-cause the simple fact is every 1 is talkin about her! no1 leaves the girl alone 4 fuck sake ! she is 1 mint girl i love her soo much ! love u britt ur awsome also buitifull !!
ohh ger a fuckin gripp on life isi !..
shes onli havin all atht dun b-cause the simple fact is every 1 is talkin about her! no1 leaves the girl alone 4 fuck sake ! she is 1 mint girl i love her soo much ! love u britt ur awsome also buitifull !!
You guys are sick. To use the death of kanyes mom to make a joke. Karma is a bitch. Now I wil not read your page anymore.
You guys are sick. To use the death of kanyes mom to make a joke. Karma is a bitch. Now I wil not read your page anymore.
Britney looks hot in the birthday pics. Donda West joke was not really that funny, and in fact, it’s really evil to laugh about people who have died. This was a bit too much.
However, I still love The Superficial.
My immatations of Britney in these pics-
Oh are you takeing picturs.. hold on a sec let me ficks my wig.
YAAAAAY! CHOCLATE CAKE NOW I CAN GET FATTER!!!!
Ill Just pull my dress down so they don’t see I relly do have a fat ass.
I hope she’s going to have a brain transplant as well.
You’re right I do read this site! What do you guys suggest I have done to improve my image. What hairstyle do you suggest? A cute pixie cut? I really want a brazillian butt lift and a tummy tuck. I also want vaginal reconstruction done. I need you, my fans, to help me with my makeover. Together we can rebuild my life and career. I am determined to rise from the ashes of my former self. I am not proud of who I have become, and I have done a lot of foolish things. I owe it to you all to change. With you’rs and the Lord’s help, I can once again be Britney Spears. I don’t know the person I have become, but I will take my life back! Peace and Love, Brit
i love her
#184-
How about peace out and hate Brit!