Britney Spears is capable of reflection

October 10th, 2008 // 30 Comments

Britney Spears is opening up about the past two years of her life which friends and family refer to as the “batshit sandwich.” During that time she got a divorce, went to rehab, started habitually flashing her cooch, bombed at the VMAs, lost custody of her children and then thought she was Mary Poppin’s younger sister who likes to make amateur porn until someone put her in the psych ward. For a crazy person, you gotta admit she was productive. The AP reports:

“I sit there and I look back and I’m like, ‘I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?’” Spears said in an interview to air on MTV on Nov. 30, two days before the release of her new album. “I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know.”

“I’m a smart person.” Okay, lying is probably not the best way to start a public confessional, but since you didn’t throw feces at anyone, I’m gonna allow it – just this once.


  1. “Im smart” shes the Fredo of the Spear familly…

    but shes a girl, she gets a pass…

  2. Mr Hobbes

    I want to go back in time and have sex with hit me baby one more time Britney. That was the title of that song right?

  3. havoc

    Bottom line is she got rid of Sam Lufti and the pills…..


  4. Go Away, SwampRat

    “There’s alot people don’t know”

    Well, I’m sure that ‘s true, but she didn’t leave much to the imagination. Cooter flashes, pink wig, awesome fake British accent, telling people to ‘fuck off’ left and right, abusing and neglecting her kids by being a druggie right in front of them and then pretty much only using them for pap-shot props…..
    AND CONSTANTLY being out in public with but hours down time in between days and nightly public displays…. yeah- there’s A LOT we don’t know.
    Her life REVOLVED around getting attention and being a druggie. What else is there to know?

  5. Lana

    She’s improving and getting better. Recovery is really hard! She should be proud of herself for where she is now. GO BRIT!

  6. Grunion

    How can you be sure she didn’t throw feces?

  7. …am I missing something? How did she do an interview on 30 November? Or is it airing on 30 November?

    or have I been that drunk that I missed 6 weeks of fall?

  8. Johnny

    Why does she still have acne? You’d think with all her millions of dollars she’d be able to afford some Proactiv or something.

  9. Anexio

    This sjust goes to show you that theres not brit cannot do wrong. everything she do she is bestest and shows all the latest dance moves and such. brit is always showing the world what we need to do and that obveious. get reedy for brit to break out new moves and pop songs for wich she is queen of. im sure brit is feeling good now that took some time off to work on new moves and pop singing. go brit everyone loves you all of the times.

  10. mimi

    There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Britney!

    Now… who wants to shoot FISH in a barrel?

  11. lulu

    here is a preview of her interview:

  12. Peter

    #9 Your name is spelled Dyslexio

  13. Feather

    Don’t forget the faux British accent. Classic Brit Brit!

  14. Ugly Man (not hung either)

    *sigh* I remember many many years ago (when I was ugly but without the wrinkles and urine dripping peter) I was making out with a girl with bad acne (sorry I could do not better) and during the kissing I felt something sticky and wet on my cheek. Yep. I busted up one of her boils.
    And all I wanted was the starving love that lesser humans desperately crave.

    But why did it have to be me?

  15. Why can’t you people just leave Brittany alone!!???

    Oh, just kidding. Go for it. Though I do hope she gets better the “I’m a smart person” line is a bit of a stretch at this point.

  16. supersex

    Brit will be my next ex wife

  17. The JuRK

    This was a girl who allowed herself to be videotaped while openly wondering if she could get the technology from BACK TO THE FUTURE to transport her back to her teen years so she could re-experience her life again. “They probably really got that, don’t they?”

    For her to be “smart,” she would have to touch a glowing green meteorite from outer space and be taken over by some alien intelligence.

  18. me

    She’s wearing a dishrag as a shirt. I thought she was supposed to be getting better.

  19. missywissy

    “I’m a smart person”

    Yeah honey, you just keep doing whatever they tell ya, okay?

  20. pat

    I don’t think “the batshit years” started with the divorce. I think both her marriages indicate something wrong mentally already. She once was asked, “What is the worst thing you could imageine happening to you now” and her answer was “If Justin and I broke up”.

    And later on they did break up, and after that … the batshit began.

  21. gotmilk?

    why does she insist on doing these “documentaries,” interviews, etc.? oh that’s right, she has to try to keep herself relevant, but then she just wants people to leave her alone. kind of doesn’t make much sense for “a smart person.”

  22. Greasy Weezel

    WTF, Supe … I get one post in the morning and then zip the rest of the day? I’d kick your ass if it wasn’t connected to such a talented writing machine.

  23. I can handle things… I’m schmaaarrt!

  24. ivee

    …I believe she is a smart person. If she wasn’t a smart girl thn she would have not been able to have a successful career and make the righht smart choices. Everyone makes mistakes. MOST OF you ppl are unaware when dealing with ppl’s personal struggles, so instead you decide to judge her. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. A person’s struggles doesn’t define them, they just interfere.

  25. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason

    @24 do go fuck yourself dear, this is a website to bitch about and hate celebs not to idolise an coo over them.

  26. WhoCares!!

    Her bodyguard here is pretty hot, shes probably doing him..

  27. spike

    Anexio, is English not your first language? Are you posting from Paraguay or something? Because your post is barely readable and fucking atrocious!

    That’s an awesome Louis Vitton bag that Brit has, though.

  28. lol

    Lol @ #12 good 1 man, damn she is so modest!!, calling herself smart … oh well then I guess I am a genius…

  29. ktaylorga

    I think ya’ll all need to give her a break. When you’re on drugs and extremely depressed, you don’t think about what you’re doing. You don’t care. All you care about is getting more(drugs and attention). I can tell you from experience, when you’re depressed you have no feelings of self-worth, so you don’t care how bad you look anyway. I can tell by her actions, the way she looks, and her attitude that she really has changed. I believe she is smart when she’s not mentally unstable. I mean look at what she has done before all of this chaos.Give a little credit where credit is due! She ‘ll be back cause she’s got the brains and the talent to do it. And she probably just wants some dick! I mean how many days does a man go without saying he wants some? come on now

  30. terry

    she’s a manufactured pop star. All this shit is part of Jive’s business model for that talentless bitch. And she looks so trailer trash nasty without all that makeup.

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