Presumably by court order, Britney Spears spent nine hours at the salon yesterday returning her hair to it’s original, blonde, ticket-selling color. She then went clubbing that night which is odd considering Jamie forbids anyone from even drinking around her. I bet he kissed her goodnight only to find an entire Thanksgiving dinner under the blankets. “That’s my little angel. Always smelling like gravy- wait, is that cranberry sauce? *lifts up covers* BRITNEY!”
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FUAll | August 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
i hope not not first
miggs | August 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Her left one just located water.
okthen | August 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
whats up with her face
the heckler | August 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
BRIT-NIP!
Adrienne | August 3, 2009 at 3:33 pm
“mah pussy’s a hangin out….”
Taz | August 3, 2009 at 3:36 pm
id suck on those low hangers
RichPort's Ghost | August 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm
She looks like a typical $40 hooker, but I’d still use her thighs for earmuffs…
j | August 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Her face looks like an old oil painting,… better than a finger painting I guess
Kellie | August 3, 2009 at 3:55 pm
She is not aging well one bit. And is always SO SLOPPY looking. Clean it up, bitch.
ishi-san | August 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
white-trash!!!!
Anon | August 3, 2009 at 4:04 pm
She isn’t aging well but she could look so much better if she tried.
It’s not like she doesn’t know how to.
She was once the most desired woman on the planet and always looked perfect. She has the money and contacts to hire make up artist and stylist etc again but she just isn’t interested.
Or maybe in her fucked up head her frsgile ego makes her see herself as that young girl
KK | August 3, 2009 at 4:08 pm
She always looks so haggard.
ewwww | August 3, 2009 at 4:08 pm
she has dog titties
MrGreenGenes | August 3, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Did anyone else notice it looks like she is wearing an engagement ring? Is this the prelude to her popping out a few more (soon to be forgotten) puppies?
MrGreenGenes | August 3, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Did anyone else notice she appears to be wearing an engagement ring?
anon | August 3, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Schloppy is right. She should get a decent haircut and learn how to apply her make-up.
spaceyQQQ | August 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Great, here we go again with the vag shots. And her tits hang to the floor.
me | August 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm
oh just shut up everyone, she looks pretty damn good, Her tit is hanging because she is bending over getting out of the car, real boobs do that!!!!!!
Keep in mind that shes pushing 30 and has two kids she looks better than 99.9% of other women that are in that same situation.
Dob | August 3, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Looks like a bit of hail damage in pix #8
Pablo | August 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Britney should hook up with Jessica Simpson. Now THAT would be hot!!!
Krissy | August 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm
OMG will she ever learn, WEAR A BRA WOMAN!
this site http://www.hilkoo.com has pretty cool stuff too!
Krissy
chris | August 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
she looks like she is tripping on mushrooms
FTheRedSox | August 3, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Dear god those are some saggy ass tits and is that a wig? Hideous. Take it away
Sport | August 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Train wreck. Still and forever.
Delgo | August 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Got caught in #3
Upinya | August 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
She needs clubbing, like a baby seal.
Upinya | August 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm
She’s all crazy and dirty and greasy looking. Ewww
thatdude | August 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Dayum, I love that first shot!!! That is a great looking tit!
I love how dudes say they wouldn’t touch her when they’ve never seen pussy in real life. She’s hotter than anything you have ever touched and you know it
Mikey | August 3, 2009 at 5:55 pm
That banner pic is a fabulous on of her tit. I’d suck on that thing like my life depended on it!!
Annie Loves Anal | August 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Look’s like the crazy train is about to head into the Brit Spears station again! I can’t wait. She was SO much more fun totally nuts and suicidal! I’m wondering if I should put her back on my Celebrity Death Watch list.
Lindsay | August 3, 2009 at 5:57 pm
She looks like she’s unhappy and on drugs. I feel bad for her.
Venom | August 3, 2009 at 6:07 pm
She’s pushing 30 and with two kids… considering that, I say her boobs don’t look bad at all. As for her overall appearance, she has looked far worse, so give the girl a break.
Lindsay is 23, always looks like shit, weighs like 100lbs, and her tits sag lower than Britney’s. Sorry Gollum lovers, but that’s the truth.
angela | August 3, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I’m sorry – I want for her to come back – if for no other reason than I don’t want my high school years to fade away into… that.
But look at pic #8 – and tell me how she could not be aware the back of her legs look like that and still wear that in public. And how could she not know?!?!?!? I mean – come on. I’m pushing 30 myself and by no means overweight – and yeah so mine look like that too –
there gets to be a point where you realize you’re not 18 anymore and genetics is a bitch and it gave you cellulite. not a big deal. you just don’t EVER, EVER wear something that shows it. EVER.
angela | August 3, 2009 at 6:18 pm
PS – she is clearly on something here, whatever it is, prescribed or not – she is tripping her balls off. boo. get back on the wagon, brit. you’ve got kids to take care of that depend on you. for shame.
Venom | August 3, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@ angela: Good point. But a few months ago she was prancing around in bikinis and looked very toned all around. It was the best she’d looked in at least 4 years, so I don’t know what happened…
… maybe she quit dating her personal trainer? Ehh. Either way, she still looks do-able to me.
Superbiggerevil | August 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Back to blond again??? She’s trying to recapture the glory days of her brief career……..BITCH, YOU WE’RE 15 THEN!!!!
Urbanspaceman | August 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Let the crashing & burning begin (anew)!! (It already has).
Alli Watermelon | August 3, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Well…I LOVE her legs.
California Red | August 3, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Put aside her hair style and clothing choices, and her fitness and figure. I would so totally take some of what she is on and get down with the Britney. That chick is on something good in these pics.
Freddo | August 3, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I forget…was the superficial writer ever funny?
pal | August 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm
How can any of you retards say that those are amazing tits???? Those are some of the ugliest tits I’ve ever seen. Small and saggy with nipples pointing at her feet. If it were anyone else you’d call them gross, but you can’t get over that this bitch ain’t hot anymore (it’s debatable that she ever even was.) She’s a nasty average gross bitch with the IQ of a plate of scrambled eggs with zero class or taste in anything.
Chugga Chugga | August 3, 2009 at 7:28 pm
#41:
All things considered, she has pretty nice tits. she’s bending over douche nozzle.
In fact, I’d love to suckle on ol’ lefty right now. I bet it tastes like a frappucinno…
sara | August 3, 2009 at 7:33 pm
NOT PRETTY AT ALL…NOT EVEN REMOTELY PRETTY…
Can we get some…Megan Fox up in here ?
#42: lol
techman | August 3, 2009 at 7:35 pm
There isn’t one guy posting here that wouldn’t give his left nut to bang this bitch. She’d probably be one of the wildest rides you could ever have and you could walk away in the morning and she wouldn’t care or probably even realize you were gone. What more could you ask for?
Hans | August 3, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Your ugly mother f………………………
kevfin | August 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm
looks like she’s going braless again…slut
KatyMakaMeCome | August 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
She looks so unhappy. I kinda feel bad for her…I got something in my pants to make it all better!
KatyMakaMeCome | August 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
She looks so unhappy. I kinda feel bad for her…I got something in my pants to make it all better!
Chuck Nunchuck | August 3, 2009 at 9:46 pm
OMG YES! she got the summertime mix I gave her. (pic 5)
mimi | August 3, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Typical Anglo girl. Pig.