Britney Spears is an excellent mother

August 1st, 2007 // 72 Comments
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Britney Spears’ mothering skills are coming into question again, this time over her kid’s teeth. Us reports:

The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us. Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.

Not only that, on July 22, Britney Spears took over for several hours a Pacific Palisades home, which was on the market for $6.5 million.

Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller’s nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source says of the home. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

To be fair, yellow teeth are gross. I saw this little baby once and he didn’t have any teeth at all. He was just lying there, like an ugly old baby sucking away on his bottle. I suggested to the mom she go see a dentist, but she slapped me. Hey, lady, I’m just trying to help. I mean, no teeth? That’s gross. He was practically bald too.


  1. shittylips

    I wish this sad speed hump would wake up. She must be delusional, faking her way thru a comeback appearance, every shot of her lately gets skankier, I bet she smells like the dumpster out back of the fish market. What ever crappy outfit she manages to put together, she will gladly take off and exchange with any passer by. I could do with a shot of nitrous every time I see another scary pic of her. And sadly I see the truth in the comment that by the time her boys are old enough, the money will be long gone. Some Australian gossip mag reported her to be pregnant about 3 weeks ago too!

  2. pinchofpink

    britney is definitely in need of a professional help. there’s no one who’s in their “normal” state of mind would do that to their kids.

    on a second thought i have a feeling that she’s all doing this so she will still be famous. because right now she doesnt have any new album or whatsoever so for the meantime she’s making noise by doing those silly stuff.

    tsk.

    WRONG MOVE!!

  3. frenchie

    W-H-A-T? How is this a story??? All I imagine is the faint sound of a banjo playing in the background.

  4. crazy otto

    ……she can crash up in my double wide any time

  5. Nikki

    Please girl brush that wig. And hand over those babies.

  6. Britney is mental. For sure. She isn’t fit for the job of ‘popstar’, nor for being a mother, nor for being a wife, nor for being a friend if you ask me.

  7. jrzmommy

    C’mon….did we ever expect anything different? I mean, seriously………..

  8. Shut Up!

    LMAO at those ugly, toothless, balding babies haha!

    Wait a second, isn’t Brit ugly, toothless and balding?! So where does she get off complaining about her kids appearances?! Grow some fucking hair woman!

    @9, well said! You know those kids can’t be getting an nutrition from those breasts!

  9. Asstrologically Correct

    #26 – sharpeidude

    I think you got it in one. THAT’s what’s making her crazy…that no one in Hollywood or anywhere celeb-like, will touch her.

    She must be lonelier than a night watchman at K-Mart, with only a dog to keep her company because I’m sure the kids cower in the corner of the room when they’re with her, waiting for her to blow up or throw up or throw something…..or something.

    I’ll even bet she talks to herself. Saggitarius…go figure. Great sociable sign, but when they go bad, it’s all they can do to snag some attention, any attention.

  10. ??? I love my Zuperficial???

    ????Thiz iz for MommieDearezt????

    I have the perfect thing, Britney that U could do and do well….
    Make a movie, and U will B the KILLER in it..U can play yourzelf..
    U wouldn’t even have to act..it would B zo eazy and U can drink
    your Red Bull, smoke your cigz, even znort your coke…it all workz

    hard part iz gettin zomeone to finance it…good luck with that one?

  11. Annie Rexia

    I can’t believe it! I am starting to love this crazy trailer park twat. I can’t wait for the day when the bulletin comes in from CNN about how Britney blew her fucking head off (no brain matter shows up on the walls, of course) and took her two little turd burglars with her…..and the little dog too! HeeeHeeHeeHee!

    Her and Lindsay, that crazy drunken Mick. I am so going to win celebrity death watch this year.

  12. OJ Simpson

    #61 Annie Rex

    I don’t think she’ll blow her head off. Not to glamourize suicide, but you have to have some amount of balls and resolution to do that. That’s why I didn’t do it. Britney would go down the mud-slide of humiliation before offing herself.

    Anna Nicole didn’t want to die, you can bet on that. If she comes to stay with me, maybe Brit will have a happy accident. (Mwu-ha-ha-ha)

  13. wedgeone

    Take every crazy Britney act that Fish has posted in the last three months and roll them all together.
    And now we know what K-Earl meant by “Popozao”. What a concept.

    The saga continues ….

  14. I am so stuck on the fact that a 22 month old child is still sucking down a bottle! We all know that she is a crappy parent, trashy, dirty, and well should I mention the lack of talent too…………….But really 22 months and a bottle……..I am floored by that! That is truly one of my pet peeves!!!! Next thing you know she is going to be riding down the street listening to Alba with her nasty feet out the window! That would really make my day!!!
    Sorry listed all of my “makes my skin crawl” moments huh! :0)

  15. Susie

    I live in the Palisades, and upon arriving at the 6.5 million house, her Escalade and a posse of SUV’s stormed thru a neighborhood block party scaring kids and parents alike. Then when the Paparazzi couldn’t snag anymore photos, they hopped in line at the rented In & Out Burger truck to get some free grub. The neighbors chased them away with pitchforks a la Frankenstein. God help the Palisades!

  16. Lexoka

    I don’t quite get the concept of an “old baby”…

  17. Yourmommaspretty..ugly

    @60. Learn how to use(UZE) the letter “s”.

    Oh and btw.
    Britney Spears makes me feel pretty.

  18. Ooba Gooba

    Everyone seems so taken aback by this………..people keep forgetting that the only reason Twitney had those kids was to keep her name in the news. No other reason. That is now all played out now, so the nannies are the ones who are going to raising the kids until they’re old enough to move out on their own. If they live that long.

  19. SORRY I was reffering to Abba not Alba!!!! in ###64…oops!
    I think that #66 was directed to my comment……………….
    22 months is way to old for a bottle period! That is toddler age, children should start being weened off around a year….lots of health risks that come along with it.
    Yes 22 months is an old baby…………..still a baby but an older one!

  20. Indira

    The sad thing is, Child Protective Services will not do anything until one of the children ends up in the hospital because of something she did to them. then they will slap her on the wrist, send her some brochures, and she’ll be on her merry little way. They only way her children will be taken from her is if she feeds them narcotics or alcohol, and gets caught, or if one of them dies at her hands. There is no justice for children who are being mentally abused. I personally think she is trying really hard to lose custody, and she won’t do it voluntarily, because of some bizarre pride she has, or because one day she’ll need her kids to take care of her, and doesn’t want them to resent her.

  21. Patricia

    Nursing bottle caries is pretty common- it can even result if the child falls asleep while breastfeeding. (And has a mouth full of fermentable carbohydrates- breastmilk- exposed to the teeth for long enough/often enough) That said- Britney epitomises “trainwreak”- those poor kids!

  22. nube

    HEY IT IS NOT YOUR BUSISNESS, Let her she lives in peace, what is going to be the next super new, Breatney’s Super Gases, repect the intimicy, she is a human being, STUPIDTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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