Britney Spears is an excellent mother


Britney Spears’ mothering skills are coming into question again, this time over her kid’s teeth. Us reports:

The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us. Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.

Not only that, on July 22, Britney Spears took over for several hours a Pacific Palisades home, which was on the market for $6.5 million.

Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller’s nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source says of the home. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

To be fair, yellow teeth are gross. I saw this little baby once and he didn’t have any teeth at all. He was just lying there, like an ugly old baby sucking away on his bottle. I suggested to the mom she go see a dentist, but she slapped me. Hey, lady, I’m just trying to help. I mean, no teeth? That’s gross. He was practically bald too.