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Britney Spears is reportedly making Kevin Federline get rid of his six pet Australian gray nurse sharks because she thinks they’re risky to have with children in the house.
?Kevin loves those sharks,? a family friend told the mag. ?He even named them. But Brit said there?s no way he?d be keeping them.? K-Fed also says Spears is his toughest musical critic. ?She gives me her real opinions about my tunes,? he said, reports Passim. ?When I get really excited about the songs, she would tell me to slow down.?
Britney Spears being concerned about the safety of her children is like the Hamburgler being concerned about the lack of security at McDonalds. If the kids had a choice they’d probably prefer to be raised by the sharks anyway. At least with the sharks they’re only risk is being eaten. WIth Britney they’ve got to worry about being dropped, tied to the roof of a car, or put in a microwave. And being eaten.
There have been 47 recorded nurse shark attacks globally since 1580, 34 of them were provoked and 10 unprovoked. Not one attack has been fatal. None have them have ever been in a house.
I only know this due to googling for shark fuck and lohan.
I have never ever seen a photo of this kid even close to smiling. He knows more than he’s letting on….
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What a cute baby
Hey guys, let’s all make fun of Why Do You Care?, who obviously has an intellect equal to Britney’s — claims she’s a good mom, that all sharks are dangerous, and claims that everyone else must be keeping sharks in their house and is therefore a bad parent. Oh yes, and wishes death on innocent kids.
Lack of brains, lack of maturity, ignorance, easily excited, and can’t defend her opinions without insulting others — yup, a typical Bratney fan.
And as others have said, nurse sharks are only sharks in the most basic biological sense. You’ll never see “Jaws XII: Nurse Shark,” because they couldn’t maul a hamster, let alone a toddler. He’d be in more danger of Britney dropping him headfirst into the aquarium, and then blaming it on a nurse shark with a camera.
51, thanks for the stats. That doesn’t surprise me at all. SPF is more likely to be killed by his mom constantly “makin mistakes, y’all” than by a shark.
Nice try, Britney. Next time, read up…. forget that, learn to read, and THEN read up on dangerous animals. Maybe you can buy one just so you can publicly get rid of it, to demonstrate what a great mom you are!
Hey guys, let’s all make fun of Why Do You Care?, who obviously has an intellect equal to Britney’s — claims she’s a good mom, that all sharks are dangerous, and claims that everyone else must be keeping sharks in their house and is therefore a bad parent. Oh yes, and wishes death on innocent kids.
Lack of brains, lack of maturity, ignorance, easily excited, and can’t defend her opinions without insulting others — yup, a typical Bratney fan.
And as others have said, nurse sharks are only sharks in the most basic biological sense. You’ll never see “Jaws XII: Nurse Shark,” because they couldn’t maul a hamster, let alone a toddler. He’d be in more danger of Britney dropping him headfirst into the aquarium, and then blaming it on a nurse shark with a camera.
51, thanks for the stats. That doesn’t surprise me at all. SPF is more likely to be killed by his mom constantly “makin mistakes, y’all” than by a shark.
Nice try, Britney. Next time, read up…. forget that, learn to read, and THEN read up on dangerous animals. Maybe you can buy one just so you can publicly get rid of it, to demonstrate what a great mom you are!
Hey guys, let’s all make fun of Why Do You Care?, who obviously has an intellect equal to Britney’s — claims she’s a good mom, that all sharks are dangerous, and claims that everyone else must be keeping sharks in their house and is therefore a bad parent. Oh yes, and wishes death on innocent kids.
Lack of brains, lack of maturity, ignorance, easily excited, and can’t defend her opinions without insulting others — yup, a typical Bratney fan.
And as others have said, nurse sharks are only sharks in the most basic biological sense. You’ll never see “Jaws XII: Nurse Shark,” because they couldn’t maul a hamster, let alone a toddler. He’d be in more danger of Britney dropping him headfirst into the aquarium, and then blaming it on a nurse shark with a camera.
51, thanks for the stats. That doesn’t surprise me at all. SPF is more likely to be killed by his mom constantly “makin mistakes, y’all” than by a shark.
Nice try, Britney. Next time, read up…. forget that, learn to read, and THEN read up on dangerous animals. Maybe you can buy one just so you can publicly get rid of it, to demonstrate what a great mom you are!
Hey guys, let’s all make fun of Why Do You Care?, who obviously has an intellect equal to Britney’s — claims she’s a good mom, that all sharks are dangerous, and claims that everyone else must be keeping sharks in their house and is therefore a bad parent. Oh yes, and wishes death on innocent kids.
Lack of brains, lack of maturity, ignorance, easily excited, and can’t defend her opinions without insulting others — yup, a typical Bratney fan.
And as others have said, nurse sharks are only sharks in the most basic biological sense. You’ll never see “Jaws XII: Nurse Shark,” because they couldn’t maul a hamster, let alone a toddler. He’d be in more danger of Britney dropping him headfirst into the aquarium, and then blaming it on a nurse shark with a camera.
51, thanks for the stats. That doesn’t surprise me at all. SPF is more likely to be killed by his mom constantly “makin mistakes, y’all” than by a shark.
Nice try, Britney. Next time, read up…. forget that, learn to read, and THEN read up on dangerous animals. Maybe you can buy one just so you can publicly get rid of it, to demonstrate what a great mom you are!
#40- nice nerd info and I agree that grey nurses are pretty harmless but they actually grow up to 3.6m or 11.8 feet in length not 4ft
yeah, geez….why’d she let him get those in the first place?!?