Britney Spears is a sexual harasser

June 9th, 2010 // 60 Comments

Seen here knocking back her hourly quota of Starbucks and Subway, Britney Spears allegedly sexually harassed one of her bodyguards who finally quit after getting tired of trying to make her wear underwear. The Sun reports:

“She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.
“She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.”
The last straw came when Britney’s dad JAMIE – who is in legal control of her and can hire and fire staff – kicked off after she left her Los Angeles home without underwear.
“Jamie went mental when he saw the pictures and Fernando was made the fall guy. He was not fired but told he was to blame. He had had enough.”

So basically guarding Britney Spears is like babysitting a nympho toddler who keeps trying to bang you. I just assumed that was a given.

UPDATE: This just in…

Dear Internet Website The Superficial,

Your last paragraph was the most elegant combination of words to fall upon this director’s eyes. I do believe I have what you young people refer to as “a boner.”

Bestest Regards,

Roman Polanski

That’s just disturbing.

Photos: Fame
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  1. paula
    Commented on this photo:

    Britneyyyyy ♥_♥

  2. IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Where can I get an application???

  3. Lana

    Did anyone else notice the dollar hanging out of her pocket? Guess Daddy is letting her get her allowance.

  4. Jose

    Oh geez, I just know the usual onslaught of white trash insults that will no doubt follow this post. Especially with the $1 bill sticking out of her pocket. Y’all are ridiculous really, venting all of your highschool hate gossip every time you see a Britney post. Hey im not the Whacko who went on youtube.com crying LEAVE BRITNEY ALONNNE WAAAAH, but seriously yall disgust me far more than a Britney without perfect makeup or perfect clothing. The fact is, she just doesnt give a shit what all you little nothings think. And i love her for it. To all you little scamps that cant wait to get on here and bash her for this or that.. GET A LIFE.

  5. Why is she an insane bitch for buying Subway? I don’t get it. Wow, don’t ever look my way. I put my money in my pocket too.

  6. Jon

    Britney is sooooo coooooool.

    Muahahahahah.

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