Britney Spears is a professional?

December 18th, 2007 // 61 Comments

Britney Spears is apparently a pleasure to work with, according to the director of her latest video “Piece of Me.” Wayne Isham had nothing but praise for Britney despite the fact she showed up to the set 12 hours late. People reports:

“On set,” says Isham of Spears, “she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day.”

Britney Spears choreographing? Beautiful? I find this story to be highly suspect. What are they paying you, Isham? Whatever it is, I’ll double it. And by double it, I mean $3 and half a McMuffin.


  1. Lon Chaney

    FIRST!

  2. When did she start doing heroin?

  3. Lon Chaney

    A McMuffin for Britney Spears?

    Sheer poppycock!

  4. I could have been first if all I was gonna write i first. WRITING FIRST IS NOT RELEVANT TO THE POST.

  5. The White Urkele

    When is she going to start doing porno? Anything else I could care less about. I just want to see her take it in the hiney.

    p.s. Global warming my A$$!! I am freezing my balls off here in San Diego!

  6. Gerald_Tarrant

    Hahaha, this guy probably thinks the homeless dude standing at the traffic light is professional if he tucks in his dirty shirt.

  7. p911gt10c

    -shortly after this interview, Wayne was handed a large sack with a dollar sign on side.

    oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  8. grobpilot

    Interesting. Bullshit, but interesting.

  9. BTW

    She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site “MeetRich.com”? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

  10. The White Urkele

    BTW….what pictures? Get a life you retard.

  11. kirsten

    How come all the comments promoting millionaire, bi-racial, and other dating sites are written in broken english? It’s like they have a trained monkey typing them in all day.

  12. mememe

    i didnt know the white girl drunk dance is now being considered “choreography”…whats next, calling fruit roll-ups and pop tarts for breakfast a fine dining experience?

  13. D. Richards (Hands.)

    Homeboy workin’ fo’ Jive records. Of-course he’s going to say happy things about Britney Spears.

    But seriously. Britney is a renowned dance choreographer.

    Here’s a brief list of talent she’s worked with:

    N’sync. Lil’ Wayne. Most of the dancers in the Cash-Money ‘crew’. Ja Rule. While still in the Mickey Mouse Club Britney choreographed TLC. The Spice Girls. She worked extensively with Michael Jackson; finely tuning every step in Jacko’s latest appearance. Kidrock. And Will Smith.

  14. Anexio

    All this does is prove onece and again that brit is the sttar we all know her to be a star. brit should feel vindictived to know that other pros in the buissness know as we know her which is totally a pro. you see, she is totally on the balls like I awsys say she is. take that brit hatters, this prove you wrongs and there is now nothing you can say to take that away because fact is facts.

  15. Balls Johnson

    Britney has absolutely no skill. It’s the media brainwashing all the kids into thinking she is talented. She can’t sing people!!!!!!!

  16. LayDeeBug

    Anexio, your waterhead routine is just boring now. Find a new nome de plume, please and a new act. How abour a gun-toting republican or an anarchist. That would be interesting.

  17. Lowlands

    She must be great to work with.At least you’ve 12 hours long breaks or in the most lucky case even a day off.

  18. Balls Johnson

    1 Question. Do you think Britney would make it past the first round on American Idol? She already is an American Idol(don’t know why Americans would be pround of that), but does anyone see the irony in that?

  19. Ript1&0

    I’m over her. I need to take her off my myspace heroes list. Boring.

    Speaking of Jacko, I saw some wacked shit last night of his face being held together with tape, we should look into that.

    Now that I’ve expressed my opinion, I’m ready to take it in the ass. Just a quickie though, I gotta go….

  20. musicgod

    that’s not even britney spears. it must be her body double, or some other pathetic hollyweirdo posing as her. that person in the video is to prety, and too thin, to be britney.

  21. Splooge

    This is all very interesting but if the fish doesn’t get rid of the ad with the fags in their underwear with the one guy’s mouth headed straight for the other guy’s white underwear encased weiner, I swear I’m going to puke.

  22. musicgod

    that’s not even britney spears. it must be her body double, or some other pathetic hollyweirdo posing as her. that person in the video is to prety, and too thin, to be britney.

  23. Is there any question that Britney blew this director to get him to say those nice thing about her??

  24. Anonymous

    BTW, #9: You truly are a worthless piece of shit. Why don’t you die?

  25. The White Urkele

    Thanks #21! I thought I was the only one who was repulsed by that. Man on man love is the work of the devil. Girl on girl, now that is the lords work!

    Of course the Marines I work with think the add is “hot”.

  26. @25 Don’t ask don’t tell??

  27. Sauron

    Who is this delicate looking nightingale? Is that really Britney?

  28. Texas Tranny

    What about Tranny on Man sex?

    Good one Jimbo, it works for the military………tee hee

  29. Bigheadmike

    She certainly can move. I suppose you could train just about anyone to dance.

  30. BunnyButt

    #11, spelling and grammatical errors are an age old marketing trick because they catch people’s attention. Yeah, you’ll think, “What an idiot,” but you’ll notice and remember the ad/sign … and maybe stop in to see what other errors this idiot is committing, then you’ll look at the merchandise and maybe spend some money. A lot of tourist traps along highways, etc., purposely do the same thing to draw the suckers in.

    As for the video director saying nice things about Brit, he wants to keep working. If he says shit about her, no one is going to hire him for fear he’ll spill the dirt on them, too.

  31. BunnyButt

    #11, spelling and grammatical errors are an age old marketing trick because they catch people’s attention. Yeah, you’ll think, “What an idiot,” but you’ll notice and remember the ad/sign … and maybe stop in to see what other errors this idiot is committing, then you’ll look at the merchandise and maybe spend some money. A lot of tourist traps along highways, etc., purposely do the same thing to draw the suckers in.

    As for the video director saying nice things about Brit, he wants to keep working. If he says shit about her, no one is going to hire him for fear he’ll spill the dirt on them, too.

  32. BunnyButt

    Sorry about the double post!! I got an error message the first time around, so I thought it hadn’t gone up the first time.

  33. MystressJade

    #21 ………. I have seen this pic for several days in my peripherial vision, but didn’t look closely. Now, I can’t STOP looking at it……and laughing.

  34. Texas Tranny

    Hey BunnyButt,
    Thanks for your post in the other thread.

  35. BaconMessiah

    She’s a professional alright. a professional piece of shit.

  36. MystressJade

    #9 – You’re a butt munch.

  37. Texas Tranny

    #33 Mystress Jade,
    I can’t stop looking at it either. Almost gay porn that I can look at work. The guy standing up looks like he has his hand on the back of the other guys head, forcing him to suck his cock. He has a small package in his tightie-whities.

  38. Jerry

    5. The White Urkele…” p.s. Global warming my A$$!! I am freezing my balls off here in San Diego!”

    Sing me a song of who gives a shit …. it’s 33* and snowing its ass off here in cent. WA. whiner

  39. BunnyButt

    You’re welcome, TT. There are few things in this world that I hate more than narrow-minded, bigoted bullies who clearly have no understanding of human nature and don’t want to.

  40. Zach Effron

    Uhmm, is this the “highly talked about video” that included “digital editing” to Britney’s physique?

    Somebody needs to update their Adobe After FX software because this shit needs some serious digital enhancements….we’re talkin’ “Jurassic Park” post-production enhancements………..specifically on dat fat ass.

    Figuratively speaking.

  41. kirsten

    @30

    That’s an interesting technique. Those things drive me crazy though. Perhaps eventually I’ll be irritated enough to check out the site…maybe even post my profile there. Actually, considereing their fishing for clients on this site, probably not! They’d probably match me up with Jimbo or something.

  42. Dozer

    I saw a hot picture of # 9 on the website moronicwebsitespamwithblogswedontcareabout.com

  43. Do you think Britney has “endurance” because she’s a cocaine addict?

  44. Britney please get better! I really want to see you back at the top
    of your game! Here is a special holiday-themed GushyGram I made for you from MushyGushy.com (which anyone can do because it’s so easy)::

    http://www.mushygushy.com/D6WNFU

    LOOOOOVE YOU!!!

  45. Ronaldo

    Hmmmm.. did anyone notice that the camera did not spend more than a half second on any full body shot of Brit? Lots of shots of the hot girls in mirrors, no shots of Britney except waist/neck up…
    The dancing was almost less than she did during the MTV debacle. She’s not back. She’s not even close to back. She’s clinging. Clinging to what she was when she had two dozen handlers to manager her career. She needs to send those folks a bunch of muffin baskets and BEG them to come back to work for her. She doesn’t realize she’s a creation that requires constant upkeep. She can’t do it on her own. No celebrity really can.
    Soon, very soon, her backers are going to realize she’s no longer a sure thing except as tabloid fodder. That’s when you’ll see her start opening malls and shit, referred to as ‘former pop sensation Britney Spears.”

  46. getitoverwith

    @ Giggles – I was beginning to wonder if anyone else thought that? OFCOURSE she had great endurance. She was 12 hours late because she was busy practicing her hoover impersonation!

    ……..I’m sort of jealous……..

  47. censored

    This video is censored. In the original version the ‘derriere’ shown is a bare one, without panties.
    Anyway I think it’s funny that you post this video Superfish. It’s clearly dedicated to you, to your readers, and all the gossip obsessed media and people who won’t leave the poor girl the fuck alone.
    BTW she’s looking good.

  48. lila

    That clip of the video is actually good. There is really no change in her performance from Slave/Toxic to this. She looks the same and sounds the same. Her tummy seems to be going down too. 12 hours late though?? C’mon Brit!

  49. How the FUCK is that a song?

    I mean seriously, who green lights this shit.

  50. starlitaf

    maybe she had an epiphany. then again she was 12 hours late. that musta been one hell of an epiphany…

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