Page Six has a long explanation of everything that went wrong with Britney Spears’ performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night, including the fact that she showed up hours late and out of shape to rehearsal, had a drink in hand, and refused to wear MTV’s outfit because she thought it wasn’t sexy enough.
On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, “She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out.”
To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn’t go straight to rehearsals.
“She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas,” the spy said. “She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand.”
When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn’t remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.
“The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them. MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn’t think it was sexy enough.”
Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she’d brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year.
After Spears performed at the VMAs, she allegedly broke down in tears but then partied until 3 a.m. She changed outfits several times and again was photographed by paparazzi wearing no underwear.
To be fair, that other outfit probably would’ve covered Britney up. And how is Britney supposed to show off her sexy body if she’s covered up? God, sometimes people don’t even use their brains. It’d be like covering up the Mona Lisa. Assuming, of course, the Mona Lisa ate a bunch of other paintings, was always asking for bacon, and was planning on shuffling around on stage for three minutes before collapsing out of breath.
NOTE: If you haven’t already seen it, I put up the video of the crying Britney fan that’s been circulating the interweb. And yes, it’s fake. I mean the guy is real, but the stuff he says is not. His name is Chris Crocker and this isn’t the first ridiculous piece of acting he’s done on YouTube.
omg!!! ok he is a fan of b.spears but in this video he is a phsyco !!!!!!!
That gay guy is fucking hilarious…. i love how retarded this is. love it. What a social commentary…
And, you know what? If Brit Brit wants to be loved, she really SHOULD go and work at one of those truck stop strip clubs. Seriously… Think about how much more appreciated she would be there. She could hob-nob with her kind, eat bugles and cheetos from the vending machine, dance lifelessly while she ingests thorazine and valium, and everyone would LOVE her and tell her stuff like, “I’ve always loved you, Britney Spears… wanna go back to my truck? I have a sleeper in there, and i could show you how much I can worship your body.”
It would be friggin AWESOME!
Great acting cause I was fooled also …
PLus hes loks so cute :D
Damn he loks better than me and I’m a chick .. he got them green eyes
God there´s someone crazyerrrrrrrrr!!!! than Britney Spears!!!!!!
That shemale is a way better performer than Brit.
This is whats wrong with America! This fag is sick I say.
this guy or girl ….or what ever this person is, is in fact the biggest ZERO i have ever seen on the internet…..this individual should not be seen anywhere in public cause if somone recognizes this loser then this loser will definitely get the sh*t kicked out of him/her or what ever this idiot is……..
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Britney, you know you are in trouble when Chis Crocker is worried about your mental health. And, no, this isn’t a joke, he IS serious. Anyone who thinks he isn’t is going to have to go through ME!!!
Check out Seth Green’s version of this. Hilarious!!!
Oh poor boy, I think britney is standing behind the curtain with a gun pointed at his head, cos really no one cries that much for someone they don’t even know, I wonder if he would cry for his mom or dad as much if they were troubled I guess no, he need some serious help.
This guy seriously looks like Avril Lavigne more than once during this clip.
Chris Crocker is the ultimate example of a woman trapped in a man’s body.
ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!
ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!
ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!
ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!