Page Six has a long explanation of everything that went wrong with Britney Spears’ performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night, including the fact that she showed up hours late and out of shape to rehearsal, had a drink in hand, and refused to wear MTV’s outfit because she thought it wasn’t sexy enough.
On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, “She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out.”
To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn’t go straight to rehearsals.
“She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas,” the spy said. “She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand.”
When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn’t remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.
“The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them. MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn’t think it was sexy enough.”
Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she’d brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year.
After Spears performed at the VMAs, she allegedly broke down in tears but then partied until 3 a.m. She changed outfits several times and again was photographed by paparazzi wearing no underwear.
To be fair, that other outfit probably would’ve covered Britney up. And how is Britney supposed to show off her sexy body if she’s covered up? God, sometimes people don’t even use their brains. It’d be like covering up the Mona Lisa. Assuming, of course, the Mona Lisa ate a bunch of other paintings, was always asking for bacon, and was planning on shuffling around on stage for three minutes before collapsing out of breath.
NOTE: If you haven’t already seen it, I put up the video of the crying Britney fan that’s been circulating the interweb. And yes, it’s fake. I mean the guy is real, but the stuff he says is not. His name is Chris Crocker and this isn’t the first ridiculous piece of acting he’s done on YouTube.
suckers | September 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
frist suckers..
oh and i don’t care bout that bitch..she can suck my slong
Victor | September 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
i hate this faggot
Victoria | September 11, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Hey Victor. Your name is like mine. Lets be pals! Fish, you didn’t finish your sentence: Britney is a professional…..?What?Prostitute?Babysitter?lipsyncher?bikini model?Runway worker?
eXtasyStef | September 11, 2007 at 7:14 pm
What? You mean she’s a whiny trashy diva with delusions about both her looks and the status of her career?
No way. Next you’ll be saying she’s a crappy mother and shows off her vagina in public.
Mr T | September 11, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Does anybody else want to beat the shit out of this nancy boy?
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Shame on MTV for thinking that apocalyptic torture session could possibly have turned out any other way than it did.
eXtasyStef | September 11, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Would you call him a fanboy or a fangirl?
JOhnny_b_GOODNESS | September 11, 2007 at 7:19 pm
What in gods name…. what? just….. what?… No, Seriously, What?
cookievanderbilt | September 11, 2007 at 7:20 pm
ACTUALLY Britty’s performance was supposed to be a sluggish rendition of a cluster of Pam Anderson’s HEP C cells making their annual viral migration from her crotch to her orange face. (See Pam’s HEP C Arm rash in the post below)
stix | September 11, 2007 at 7:21 pm
PML!!!!! hes a great actor i totally believed it.
peacock | September 11, 2007 at 7:22 pm
That queer motherfucker needs some dick
JoeRod | September 11, 2007 at 7:22 pm
To bad Britney can’t perform as well as this “fan” can act!
Pikachelsea | September 11, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Wow, I couldn’t watch that whole video because it was too annoying. At least now we know what all the idiots who try to rally to Britney’s defense are like (as if she actually cares about any of us plebeians).
Kung-Fu Grip | September 11, 2007 at 7:27 pm
C’mon! She’s still sexy y’all!!
eXtasyStef | September 11, 2007 at 7:29 pm
# 13, I don’t know…a few more performances like the VMAs and she might turn into one of those MySpace trolls who want to friend everyone, and show up on your doorstep and ask if you can come out to play.
Jamie | September 11, 2007 at 7:32 pm
oh I love chris crocker soooo much.
Lady Zombie | September 11, 2007 at 7:39 pm
That’s a guy?!?!
Wow. I thought it was an over-emotional girl with a facial hair problem.
k. | September 11, 2007 at 7:39 pm
whoa – has anyone seen Tarnation by Jonathan Caouette? this totally reminds me of some of the monologues in that…and those were scary as hell.
sea | September 11, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Does this freak always sound like Michael Jackson, or is that part of his “act?”
ksted | September 11, 2007 at 7:47 pm
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Go Chris Crocker!!!! He’s the funniest guy ever. F’real. Thanks for gettin’ him out there!
cookie monsta | September 11, 2007 at 7:47 pm
so who was delusional first, Shitme, or her fans??
hey sucker #1 – should that be SCHLONG??
L dubba | September 11, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Hey Chris, your gay. So what. Your not the first 19 year old to put on lipstick and put videos on the net. Oh, your the “new” Christ huh, wow, you are totally outragous, and I can’t believe somebody would say that. What a dipshit.
Heather | September 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Wait a second. That person was a guy!?!??!! I don’t believe it!
L dubba | September 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Dammit, spelled “you’re” wrong. Dammit, dammit, dammit.
jay | September 11, 2007 at 8:09 pm
so…this is what Aaron Carter is doing now?
Hannah T | September 11, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Was that video even supposed to be funny?…….#8, you actually said it all.
Aryiel | September 11, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Ummmmm, I think it’s just supposed to be a joke guys.
Oh Britney. I remember when she used to have all the energy of a virgin. Now she just looks like one of those strippers you see working part time at a truck stop. They pretty much just march around the stage naked, but at leas tthey’re naked, right?
Wait…..oh right. Britney is a loser.
carly | September 11, 2007 at 8:19 pm
That guy has problems. He needs a job, so he won’t have so much spare time. As for Britney, I think she deserves the rude comments. As much as I hate to say it, it’s really hard to feel bad for someone who seemingly TRIES to screw themself over – repeatedly.
toonkinstein | September 11, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Chris Crocker ROCKS….I feel his/her pain..and I chuckled but at the end well I laughed cos s/he is so fuckin’ real
Chris should have performed at the VMA’s…and told everyone to eat his/her corn jhole…that’s right EAT….MY…CORN…..HOLE!!!!!
cos anything was better then Shitney Spears….
shankyouverymuch | September 11, 2007 at 8:23 pm
I really like the location he/she picked for his/her vid- the secret fort that Nancy-boy fashioned out of bed sheets using the corner of his/her bed to hold the whole thing up … very ingenious indeed! As a 3rd grader me and my sleep-over buddies used to do the same thing, good times, good times …
As for his/her message, come on you guys, can’t you see he/she is going through a really hard time right now, why can’t you just LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
toonkinstein | September 11, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Oooooooo…you wascly wabbit!!!! *rackin frakin rizen rack*
LEAVE SHITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!
*scampering out*
Martina | September 11, 2007 at 8:25 pm
oh my god, that was SO scary!!!!!
combo | September 11, 2007 at 8:28 pm
The funniest thing is that when she showed the crusty old beef curtains again, you could hear crickets…..total indifference. No one cares that she even exists anymore.
mabbo | September 11, 2007 at 8:44 pm
I was talking to a dj at my local radio station about Britney’s new single “Gimme More”. Apparently there has been NO requests for it, and he informed me that he (the radio station) has no plans on playing it at all. He also told me that Ryan Seacrest said that none of the radio stations in the USA are playing it, nor are they getting any requests for it. Seacrest was chatting with Timbaland on air and Timba said that there is no buzz in the industry about her single. Wow! I think she is finished musically, at least for now. Her album drops (perfect word, eh?) November 13th. It will be interesting to see what happens sales wise. Trainwreck. Her music career will be reminiscent of Paula Abdul’s career downfall, which, coincidentally, happened after her disasterous performance of “Vibeology” at the 1992 VMAs.
hgsgangsta | September 11, 2007 at 8:46 pm
okay honestly.. do you really think that britney gives a damn about any of her “fans” she doesn’t give a shit, if she doesn’t care about her kids, what makes you think that she gives a damn about you (her fans)
joekickass | September 11, 2007 at 8:58 pm
that’s a dude? huh…..dude looks like a lady BA ZING!
endoplasmic | September 11, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Britney Fan/Fag should have put the skimpy outfit on and stumbled around on the stage sucking cock, hehe, that would have been a better show than the one britney put on for us, well, it would have been cool if she had puked and or shit herself on stage, yep, that would have been ok.
Infonistacrat | September 11, 2007 at 9:25 pm
At this point, this chica deserves every damn bit of bad press she gets. She is such a joke at this point, she really just needs to buy that double wide, get a couple years supply of ice cream, and call it a day. Oh, I almost forgot….she needs that alcohol too. Wait, what am I talking about? She went to rehab, so she probably doesn’t drink. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
me | September 11, 2007 at 9:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr_RAMPt6GU
It’s a spoof of her interview with Matt about a year ago. Starts slow but picks up toward the middle.
Mike | September 11, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Britney needs help now.
jenny | September 11, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Look at some of CC’s other videos. The boy looks DISTURBINGLY like a blond Julia Roberts.
Scary shit man, scary shit.
beavis | September 11, 2007 at 10:14 pm
dude looks like samantha ronson
Lemmy Caution | September 11, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Let me state for the record, as someone who has studied a great deal of art history; the media, the fans, the critics have all missed the most obvious thing here… BRITNEY IS THE GREATEST CONCEPTUAL ARTIST OF OUR TIME.
Oh, yes.. it’s deliciously true.
Let me break it down for y’all.
First, she goes on stage and displays for the world (or at least the part of the world that gives a rat’s patoot about this garbage) anyhoo, she displays for this world at least that the Emperor Has No Clothes… then (and this is the genius here) goes out later with no panties on, and DRIVES THE MESSAGE HOME.
This is artistic genius at work.
Worship.
FromOutOfNoWhere | September 11, 2007 at 10:27 pm
@43 How you figure K-Fed is the winner and lesser of the 2 evils. He could very well win the custody battle, but I don’t think he’ll be the lesser of the two evils. You have no idea what he will do once he gets the kids. He wasn’t there for them when they were together, bar and club hopping all other the place, spending Briteny’s dough. What makes you think that if the gets the kids he won’t show his real colors. He wanted 50 million for them in the divorce settlement. Britney told him to go SIOOMA. (Suck It Out Of my Ass).
So now he wants to get the kids and use them as a hostage to get more dough. He’ll probably drop them off at the nearest trash dump once he’s done using them to milk her for all the money he can get from her. Those boys are nothing more than a meal ticket to him.
John | September 11, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Ugly Britney should retired.
FRT | September 11, 2007 at 10:48 pm
This is why we have firearms in our society…to put sick freaks like this buffoon out of their misery!
WAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAA!
BANG, BANG YOUR DEAD FREAKOID!
CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH | September 11, 2007 at 10:55 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was HILARIOIUS!!!! The whole time I just couldn’t stop laughing!! Who are his, I mean her, or him, (IDK) parents?? They couldn’t raise him better than this?
Darth Hater | September 11, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Was there any doubt she was going to crash and burn? Maybe they should have marked the spots on stage with some Cheetos, then she could have remembered her steps.
puke | September 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm
THAT’S NOT REAL !!!
DO YOU SEE ANY TEARS, BECAUSE I SURE DON’T.
THAT PANTY-WAIST WAS FAKING THIS.
(and if for some reason that rump-ranger WASN’T faking it, then someone should take him to a mental ward in a butterfly net).
tiad | September 12, 2007 at 12:04 am
this fagget needs to be gay raped by me and beten till he sucks my dick lol
fagget boy