Britney Spears is a MILF (I said it.)

Looking surprisingly MILFesque, Britney Spears took her sons to the Pumpkin Patch in Beverly Hills yesterday, and it’s like a touching scene from a Norman Rockwell painting. (Not counting the part where Britney uses Jayden’s head to crack open a pumpkin. “I hope this one’s got Reese’s in it, y’all!”) During their outing, she’ll also learn that gourds are not sex toys, and Sean isn’t pretending to be a scarecrow; you left him in the port-a-potty.

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