Britney Spears was spotted at Club Winston last Friday and ended up switching clothes with her girlfriend midway through the night. Because that’s the kind of shit you have to deal with when your Britney Spears’ friend. She’s just lucky Britney wasn’t wearing a clown outfit. Because it’s not like you can say no to her. She’d stomp her feet and cry until you said yes. Or at least until you pulled out a shiny object for her to play with. She’d clap her hands excitedly and go, “Oooooh”
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Brock Landers | June 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Doesn’t matter, she still looks like poo. I’d really like to bang her mom though.
hehe | June 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm
FIRST
Anastasia Beaverhausen | June 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm
How much does Spears get paid to change her clothes like that so the paparazzi can claim to have different pictures of her? Is it a flat fee or does she take a cut of the sale price?
Wonky | June 18, 2007 at 2:03 pm
The cellulite is so nasty on that biatch.
justin timberlake | June 18, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I think Britney does this to get her girlfriends naked with her.
Fart Hammer | June 18, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I’d do the both of them. And then…well, Jimbo knows what I’d do next…
Kali | June 18, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Britney probably made her friend change so she could be in the shorter dress for the requisite, nightly crotch shot.
mrs.t | June 18, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Ya’ll….why didn’t nobody tell me my legs don’t show in this dress? Dang, ya’ll. Gimme your’un.
yolatengo | June 18, 2007 at 2:09 pm
poor little Britney, can someone please explain to her that she even if she switches clothes with her friends she’ll still be the ugly one. I dont care how much you polish a turd, it’ll still be a smelly piece of shit.
bigsteamyone | June 18, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Can’t this dumb bitch afford her own clothes ?
Binky | June 18, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I used to wonder why women spent so much time in washrooms.
“We talk over the stalls to each other”
(Yeah right. And..? These two couldn’t even remember which clothes they were wearing.)
A Yak With a Raging Erection | June 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I would rather do the space alien looking big boob bitch from bern’s site.
http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/06/disturbingly-massive-breasts-anyone.html
Don’t say I never did anything for ya Bern. You douche.
Kris | June 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm
She’s just so classy.
techclerk | June 18, 2007 at 2:16 pm
It doesn’t matter what Brit wears. She still lip syncs her queebes.
Meredith | June 18, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Could she be any more plain? She looks like the plainest, average-est girl in the fucking universe. BORING.
Ooba Gooba | June 18, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Twitney’s friend is good looking. Twitney is not.
veggi | June 18, 2007 at 2:21 pm
She’s always fucking pulling people behind her. drag drag drag. She reminds me of the little girl in elementry school that always made up clubs and designated herself as president.
Bern | June 18, 2007 at 2:23 pm
#12 – Wow, Yakman. Touching.
I’m glad my website’s boobs could bring us together like this …
P911GT10C | June 18, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Funny how both outfits looks way better on the other blond.
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Didn’t she kinda do this with Shar Jackson? “Ah lak yo baby daddy….you gonna give ‘em to me, okay?”
YouRang | June 18, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Wow! Britney found a way to look like shit twice in one night. I’m impressed.
Melissa Wade | June 18, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Does she have Down Syndrome?!??….
FRIST!!! | June 18, 2007 at 2:31 pm
The commentary by the author on this site just keep getting funnier and funnier….NOT!!!
MDubs | June 18, 2007 at 2:32 pm
And another note:
Only bring friends that are UGLIER than you when you go out…not prettier.
Sassy | June 18, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Ummm ya I feel sorry for her friend: Look at the shitty, childish outfit she has to end up wearing because Britney couldn’t pick out a decent outfit if it slapped her upside the head.
Eeewww! | June 18, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Do they have a seamstress in the bathroom to be able to get the new outfit let out enough to fit that drunken behemoth?
BLT | June 18, 2007 at 2:34 pm
If I was her friend (and female) I would just wear short skirts with my underwear showing. That way Britney won’t want to switch clothes with me….hmmm…wait.
http://www.backlottalk.com
The movie studio life.
Tammy | June 18, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I think Britney does this just for the attentions, its like she always has to be in the spot light. And to read the article the her mom was interviewed for stating “Britney is coming around”! Yeah Ok that is why she is still partying and switching clothes with her friends. She is such a joke!
WowJustWow | June 18, 2007 at 2:40 pm
She managed to make her friend even better looking.
And how in the hell did she stuff those larded tree-trunks she calls feet into those patent leather maryjanes? How, people, HOW?
bungoone | June 18, 2007 at 2:44 pm
i’m am so deeply disturbed by the fingernails in the last photo. why do people think those look good? they’re almost as classy looking as britney, almost!
it’s a good think the friend got to wear those shorts first because who knows what sort of fluids Britney would leave on those things.
oh_dear | June 18, 2007 at 2:45 pm
she has big ears.
veggi | June 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Next: I like yur hair. Gimmie gimmie gimmie
Dan | June 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm
She ate her friend.
Raquel | June 18, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I was in the women’s bathroom in a club in LA and I heard Britney say to one of her friends “Hey! Jimbo gave you a much better Steamer than me!!! Let’s trade!”
I got out of there as fast as I could.
Danielle | June 18, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Britney is getting old and tired fast for me. She used to be someone that i thought had it all but has nothing but too much money for someone like her to handle. She needs charm school and a lesson in life especially on what a Mother really means!!!!!!!!!
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 2:56 pm
@34 Hey Shack I was wondering where you have been.
schack | June 18, 2007 at 3:02 pm
jim, how many times do i have to tell you that i don’t troll? i’m the only person that i know how to be.
come back to chicago and we’ll work it all out. i’ll even do anal, and anal with a skinny girl is special because we’ll both know you’re hurting me.
you just got a half-chubber, didn’t you?
relish | June 18, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Something tells me she didn’t get that blue tongue (visible in last photo) from drinking bottled water all night.
Clearly she was giving blowjobs to Smurfs.
Chicago Joe | June 18, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I don’t care what you guys say, exchanging clothes with that blonde in a club is HOT! You are all haters or angry females or gay!
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 3:08 pm
@37 Shack – It is funny that when ever some troll talks about a steamer, you pop out of the woodwork.
If you really want me to come back to Chicago, send me an e-mail
Doomhammer | June 18, 2007 at 3:09 pm
It went something like this…
Brit- Hey whats your name, since Ive puked on and got a splooge shot on my dress, and since the paparazzi will be outside to take my picture, and since you are, well, nobody, you give me your dress and you take mine. mmm kay?
Whats her name- ummmm, like, ok?
Brit- Cool! Now you just diappear through the kitchen and act like you dont know me, um okay?
Whats her name- I like Santa.
Brit- Ok, get going bitch.
ed | June 18, 2007 at 3:11 pm
doesn’t she realize she’s now not attractive?
someone should bolt the door on her trailer so she can’t get out.
i wonder if she can make white trash look chic?
jenster | June 18, 2007 at 3:12 pm
can we get just one pick where shes NOT a sweaty fat mess?
Her and that fat slob Brandn the oil heir would make a fantastic couple
SAL | June 18, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Wow, for about a split-second, I felt bad for her friend, since loaning clothing to Kentwood’s fave white trash whore universally means that you’ll never be able to wear it again due to the (well-founded) fear of contracting some incurable disease….then I realized that the poor-man’s Nicky Hilton whose dress she stole, was stupid enough to wear the dress Brit originally had on….supremely stupid, honey….now….go get a prescription for penecillin….quickly….and some anti-retroviral while you’re at it….
Waffleholic | June 18, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Brit looked kinda demure and sexy in the first dress but if brit stayed classy through the night, where on the web would her pics end up?
Crap Tonight | June 18, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Now if I could just get close enough to slap her
P-BRITTY | June 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm
So I have a theory on this phenomenon of the constant changing of clothing with her ‘friends.’ Remember this is not the first time she has done the whole switch-aroo with someone’s clothing. This isn’t one of her friends, this is the nanny to her children – you know, the one that she insists cannot be too close to her children or she will fire them, they have to be hip, and secure with nudeness. When she cannot decide which outfit to wear for the evening she sends the kids off with k-fed and tells the nanny to dress in one outfit and she will wear the other – and when she decides that she doesn’t get enough attention in the outfit she is wearing she tells the nanny to trade. So, what do you think? Maybe my theory is plausable???
cometologist | June 18, 2007 at 3:38 pm
She traded dresses with her friend because she thought if she did this then she might become as attractive as her friend, no such luck. Her friend would still look and smell better even if she were wearing a used diaper pail.
ya_rly | June 18, 2007 at 3:41 pm
scene: club bathroom
[britney] hay bobbi jo!
[friend] bobbi jo was my Louisiana name. I’m Debba now.
[britney] okay! come in here for a sec – i want to try something…
[friend] you tried that at the house. I told you I’m not into that sort of thing.
[britney] no, this is different. I’ll keep my hands to myself this time, i promise!
[friend] okay…eww, ever heard of flushing first? Is that what you brought me in to see?
[britney] huh? oh, whoops, sorry! No, silly, I want to try your dress on.
[friend] uh…do you have to? I’ve got a guy friend out there waiting for me…
[britney] oh, come on! i just want to see if I look as good as you do in it. (ThatandIwanttoseeyounaked) drinks are on me if you do!
[friend] …uh…alright, but just for a sec, kay?
[they change dresses]
[friend] ewww, this one’s greasy! Hey!
[britney] race you back to your guy friend! mua ha ha ha hah ha ah!
[THE END]
jojo | June 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I wonder if they also exchanged their panties