Britney Spears steals her friend’s clothes

June 18th, 2007 // 90 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted at Club Winston last Friday and ended up switching clothes with her girlfriend midway through the night. Because that’s the kind of shit you have to deal with when your Britney Spears’ friend. She’s just lucky Britney wasn’t wearing a clown outfit. Because it’s not like you can say no to her. She’d stomp her feet and cry until you said yes. Or at least until you pulled out a shiny object for her to play with. She’d clap her hands excitedly and go, “Oooooh”

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  1. schack

    jim, how many times do i have to tell you that i don’t troll? i’m the only person that i know how to be.

    come back to chicago and we’ll work it all out. i’ll even do anal, and anal with a skinny girl is special because we’ll both know you’re hurting me.

    you just got a half-chubber, didn’t you?

  2. relish

    Something tells me she didn’t get that blue tongue (visible in last photo) from drinking bottled water all night.

    Clearly she was giving blowjobs to Smurfs.

  3. Chicago Joe

    I don’t care what you guys say, exchanging clothes with that blonde in a club is HOT! You are all haters or angry females or gay!

  4. Jimbo

    @37 Shack – It is funny that when ever some troll talks about a steamer, you pop out of the woodwork.

    If you really want me to come back to Chicago, send me an e-mail

  5. Doomhammer

    It went something like this…

    Brit- Hey whats your name, since Ive puked on and got a splooge shot on my dress, and since the paparazzi will be outside to take my picture, and since you are, well, nobody, you give me your dress and you take mine. mmm kay?

    Whats her name- ummmm, like, ok?

    Brit- Cool! Now you just diappear through the kitchen and act like you dont know me, um okay?

    Whats her name- I like Santa.

    Brit- Ok, get going bitch.

  6. ed

    doesn’t she realize she’s now not attractive?
    someone should bolt the door on her trailer so she can’t get out.
    i wonder if she can make white trash look chic?

  7. jenster

    can we get just one pick where shes NOT a sweaty fat mess?
    Her and that fat slob Brandn the oil heir would make a fantastic couple

  8. SAL

    Wow, for about a split-second, I felt bad for her friend, since loaning clothing to Kentwood’s fave white trash whore universally means that you’ll never be able to wear it again due to the (well-founded) fear of contracting some incurable disease….then I realized that the poor-man’s Nicky Hilton whose dress she stole, was stupid enough to wear the dress Brit originally had on….supremely stupid, honey….now….go get a prescription for penecillin….quickly….and some anti-retroviral while you’re at it….

  9. Waffleholic

    Brit looked kinda demure and sexy in the first dress but if brit stayed classy through the night, where on the web would her pics end up?

  10. Crap Tonight

    Now if I could just get close enough to slap her

  11. P-BRITTY

    So I have a theory on this phenomenon of the constant changing of clothing with her ‘friends.’ Remember this is not the first time she has done the whole switch-aroo with someone’s clothing. This isn’t one of her friends, this is the nanny to her children – you know, the one that she insists cannot be too close to her children or she will fire them, they have to be hip, and secure with nudeness. When she cannot decide which outfit to wear for the evening she sends the kids off with k-fed and tells the nanny to dress in one outfit and she will wear the other – and when she decides that she doesn’t get enough attention in the outfit she is wearing she tells the nanny to trade. So, what do you think? Maybe my theory is plausable???

  12. cometologist

    She traded dresses with her friend because she thought if she did this then she might become as attractive as her friend, no such luck. Her friend would still look and smell better even if she were wearing a used diaper pail.

  13. ya_rly

    scene: club bathroom

    [britney] hay bobbi jo!

    [friend] bobbi jo was my Louisiana name. I’m Debba now.

    [britney] okay! come in here for a sec – i want to try something…

    [friend] you tried that at the house. I told you I’m not into that sort of thing.

    [britney] no, this is different. I’ll keep my hands to myself this time, i promise!

    [friend] okay…eww, ever heard of flushing first? Is that what you brought me in to see?

    [britney] huh? oh, whoops, sorry! No, silly, I want to try your dress on.

    [friend] uh…do you have to? I’ve got a guy friend out there waiting for me…

    [britney] oh, come on! i just want to see if I look as good as you do in it. (ThatandIwanttoseeyounaked) drinks are on me if you do!

    [friend] …uh…alright, but just for a sec, kay?

    [they change dresses]

    [friend] ewww, this one’s greasy! Hey!

    [britney] race you back to your guy friend! mua ha ha ha hah ha ah!

    [THE END]

  14. jojo

    I wonder if they also exchanged their panties

  15. BaldAsBritney

    Looks like she may have stolen a few of her friends meals too.

    Fucking hiefer

  16. BaldAsBritney

    Nice skin too. hey Brit ever heard of soap?

  17. Sissy Boi

    @50.. I bet they DID exchange pretty panties.

  18. B Locs

    aaahahahahaha poor girl. Home girl ROCKS both the outfits so much better. Probably because she doesn’t look like she just gave birth to a buffalo. ewwwww and Brit’s cellulite is there, it’s not, it’s there, it’s not…. ITS THERE.a

    WHO IS HOMEGIRL?!?! let’s figure that one out!!

  19. grobpilot

    I got something shiny for her. I polish it all the time.

  20. Gaspi

    Look at the last picture ! Seems like nobody told her not to eat her make-up !

  21. woodhorse

    #35 Amen. I was kind of making excuses for her a bit since she’s stupid and mentally ill (I have a soft spot for the mentally ill) but after she treated her Mom so bad, wow – she really sucks. And she dissed her Mom in public – kind of makes Sarah Silverstein embarrasing Paris look mild-mannered in comparison.

  22. Darth Hater

    Alot of women look good w/o make-up. Unfortunately, Brit is not one of them. Maybe she should have gotten her friend to put some make-up on her instead of switching outfits since both outfits are equally hideous. She also would have been better off in her original outfit because it shows less of her.

  23. that girl

    @29.

    I was wondering the same thing. I can hear the leather groaning in protest.

  24. theoriginalmilf

    Damn, that girl is fucking hawt. And I sure as hell ain’t talking about Britney.

    Britney is a butch lebso who pays that girl to pose as her friend. She must be REALLY hard up for cash.

  25. sea

    That silver dress looks far better on the friend than on Brit. Because of a lack of photos, I’ll just assume the black dress also does.

  26. woodhorse

    Didn’t anyone notice the BOOTS ARE GONE?? The 100th time her handler told her the boots were ugly was the time it finally sunk in – but only because she wasn’t chewing gum at the time.

  27. Chrissy

    she has 2 kids…she should be at home raising them not paying someone else to do it while she goes out and whores around.

  28. swan

    Wait, I totally agree with how gross those nasty french manicures are!!! SO NASTY! Why do girls think it’s hot. SO trashy.

    Also, their style is PORN STYLE. Fine for porn stars who are viewed in private and are hot because they’re trashy but in Brit’s case, what the fuck actually is she shooting for? She and her entourage all have tree trunk schwarzenegger thighs. LAY OFF the Squats!

    I can see her watching a pay per view porn at a swanky hotel and saying to herself,’HMMMM now those girls have STYLE!!”

  29. kelsey

    I love how she supposedly shaved her head because she was sick of her hair extensions and now she has even nastier extensions that she always covers with a scarf or hat. What an idiot.

  30. kelsey

    I love how she supposedly shaved her head because she was sick of her hair extensions and now she has even nastier extensions that she always covers with a scarf or hat. What an idiot.

  31. kelsey

    I love how she supposedly shaved her head because she was sick of her hair extensions and now she has even nastier extensions that she always covers with a scarf or hat. What an idiot.

  32. Blah Blah

    I would soooo love to lick my cum off of the soles of her feet. I love her!!!! I could suck her toes for the rest of my life!!!

  33. MommieDearezt:
    Pleaze tell uz Y U R A
    fuckin Skanky Ho..Your
    fake hair lookz zo fucked
    up..did U juzt get off of
    a motorcycle?
    And yea, thiz drezz zwitch
    iz old zhit..u learn it from
    Madonna, when zhe waz with
    Dick Tracy in that reztraunt.
    God, U can’t even come up with
    your own zhit..U R such a lozer!

  34. MommieDearezt:
    Pleaze tell uz Y U R A
    fuckin Skanky Ho..Your
    fake hair lookz zo fucked
    up..did U juzt get off of
    a motorcycle?
    And yea, thiz drezz zwitch
    iz old zhit..u learn it from
    Madonna, when zhe waz with
    Dick Tracy in that reztraunt.
    God, U can’t even come up with
    your own zhit..U R such a lozer!

  35. Umbrella Bird

    UM I can’t believe this woman was every man and boy’s fantasy just a few years ago.

    She needs to stop shopping at Forever 21.

    Side note: EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP SHOPPING AT FOREVER 21. But especially people with money.

  36. Tina

    I thought she was supposed to be getting into shape…She’s fat and ugly!

  37. PassiveAggressive

    Irony is that her first dress is actually much nicer.
    I suspect the change of dress is just to distract everyone from the fact that she’s wasted. Not really working tho.

  38. anonymous bastard

    That ‘girlfriend’ looks like some porn actress.

    I just can not remember the name – but the face… I am sure to have seen it in a couple of movies.

  39. francesca

    #21, why does she look like shit? Honestly, if Britney was anyone else, nothing bad would be said. She looks fine.

  40. chloethoma

    Maybe Britney thinks she’s James Bond. Ya’ll, nobody will recognize ( pronounce that re-cog-ni-size) me once we change. Now she’s off to catch Osama.

  41. star69

    #33
    LMAO you owe me a new keyboard!!

    #29
    so true those larded hoofs are fuckin nasty

    #42
    ” someone should bolt the door on her trailer so she can’t get out.”
    BEST LINE OF THE DAY!

    How bad does this piece of turd want to be someone else huh? I mean how much can someone HATE themselves to do everything she does all the time? I think Kevin seriously did a huge number on her self esteem. I’m sure it was a piece of cake to manipulate her and make her hate herself with a vengeance but I never thought she’d lose herself this bad.
    She’s completely gone.
    Yeah she was always white trash and on the stupid side, but she was never a complete lunatic.
    It’s Shitney’s body and it’s alive but the person inside has been killed by Kevin.
    She’s like a headless body running around…
    Nothing left of her that’s worth anything.
    Gone.

  42. jus'stupid

    She just changed into the babydoll nighty knowing some slime ball is about to hoser at their place, and it saves time changing. Little does she know, that they would rather pull a long dress over her head so they don’t have to look at her.

  43. captain obvious

    Yeeeech, she must be paying that “friend” alot of money to be willing to swap clothes w/ her. I would seriously fear for my health if I did that (which I wouldn’t). The short dress is really cute though.

  44. Default

    Too bad you spelled “you’re” incorrectly. It would be “you’re Britney’s friend” not “your Britney’s friend.”

  45. Snatchit

    I don’t know which is worse, being raised by Britney or Kevin Federline…??? Damn I feel for those kids. Must be nice being able to drop all parenting responsibilities and go out every hour of the day drinking and showing off your skank.

  46. frenchie

    WHO GIVES A FUCK! I know personally that all of you wore your best friends thongs last night! Hypocrtites!

  47. frenchie, why don’t you learn how to spell or go back to the second grade. Hello, the word “hypocrite” is spelled like this.

  48. Frenchie

    WHO CARES WOOD HORSE, THAT NAME IS FITTING OF YOU, BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY HAD THAT STUCK UP YOUR ASS FOR THE LONGEST! BITCH! I still think that you had on your best friend’s thongs!

  49. Lizzy O

    The sad thing is: Her friend still looks better than her, even after changing into that disgusting dress.

  50. Kate

    ummm i don’t see any cellulite?
    she looks great

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