Britney Spears is a lady

She definitely left a snail trail on that seat…

if by “wombat vagina” you mean the entire wombat, then yes, that is easily the best description i have ever heard. see?: http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/12/wombat_wideweb__470x276,0.jpg

#42- I agree she looks a wee bit better than she has in the past 8 months or so, but I think that’s due to the fact that she just does not suit the whole dark hair thing that she was trying to pull off. She has the skin-tone of a natural blonde (a golden undertone) which just suits shades of blonde the best. The shapeless dress with the blob/rose on the back and that old man hat ‘I’m trying to be jaunty/hip-hoppy’ thing is a tad annoying though.

In the main pic, the little girl with the heinous hair, and the multi colored dress looks 14 years old! She’s holding a cigarette! That little kid is creepy!!!!

I have been reading other sites that have been cheering her on re her VMA appearance and that shitty song of hers that apparently is getting airplay. I can’t believe people are still excited about her “comeback”.

Then I came here *sips lunch time martini*, and all is right with the world again.

People give the woman a little credit. That dress is the smartest thing she has done in years. Think about it this way when she passes out in the gutter she will look like all the other trash. It’s like urban camouflage.

I love the way she looks like a demented Jim Henson character in the first pic.

God, SO many things wrong with this picture, so little space to write them all in… First of all, the trash bag thing is right on. Britney, proving for once and for all, she is indeed WHITE TRASH! I love how her legs are spread wide open in the main picture in a skirt all the while holding her cigarette in her hand! Classy!!!! The fucking Michael/Jackson/Justin Timberlake hat thing. Ugh. And what is up with the sunglasses inside thing? WTF? And the Criss (a totally gay spelling of course) Angel guy. What a fucking troll! He is the ugliest mother fucker out there. The only magic I want to see this turd do is make that dumb ho disappear!!! I saw on one of those stupid celebrity shows that the two of them were “sharing a lollipop!” BARF!!!! I’d love to have that thing analyzed for drugs and then shove it up his ass. Dumb asses with way too much time and money on their hands. I have to give Timerlake props for throwing her ass to the curb years ago. Bravo to you JT! Bravo!!!

I guess I will have to accept that Brit will never look as good as she did at the Crossroads UK premiere ever again!!

photo #12 – is someone getting club head there?

To me, the most amazing part of the Britney saga is that I know there is worse and worst still to come.

I know that one day I’ll be seeing in a magazine long-distance lens pictures of her being led by the elbow around the grounds of a long-term care facility by the more dutiful of her two unfortunate sons. She’ll be wearing a bathrobe and shuffling in too-large slippers, staring vacantly at the clouds and absently chewing her lower lip.

I know I’m going to see the “Britney’s Back In Rehab” story several times, and the “Britney’s Broke” story, and the “Britney’s Self-Destructing” story, and then the “Whatever Became Of Britney” story.

Last of all, I know I’m going to see the “What Really Happened To Our Mom” story, by those two poor boys, complete with stories about ten and twelve year-old kids having to help their drunk Mom up off the kitchen floor and into bed, her arms around their shoulders, while she’s spitting at them, “I’m a star! I’m a superstar! I’m Britney frigging Spears and don’t you frigging forget it!”

You can’t help somebody who won’t be helped, I know, but won’t somebody hurry up and get those kids away before she ruins their lives too?

props,#56 LMAO!

fucking ugly! as allways…

Kill it.

she looks lie Cousin It

Anyone who hangs out with this chick is a dumb-ass by association.

It definitely looks like she’s getting eaten out. Look at her head back, her hand pulling her dress to the side. Looks legit to me. I woiuldn’t put it past her.

In pic #12 it really doesn’t look like sex in the club, like a few of you suggested… her face appears to be facing up and she just has her head in b’s lap.

Damn…. what a disaster. She’s like a fucking train wreck…. no, she’s like Hurricane Katrina, except that New Orleans didn’t smell like an unwashed pussy for 10 days after Katrina was gone.

68 … .. No, no you’re right… New Orleans didn’t smell like an unwashed pussy after Katrina…New Orleans smelled like it did before Katrina… and that was like one big huge SHIT. New Orleans is the toliet bowl of the World.

#69: One word for you: India.

That, my friend, is the world’s turd bucket.

dam…im really beginin to feel sorry for her.she looks worse than she sounds now.at least she was pretty before.

two separate posts, jrzmommy. that much smartness required two posts. yes!

Why is she wearing sunglasses?

God is she disgusting. Usually she can fix up and still look decent now and then. I think maybe thats not even the case anymore. Those close ups of her look horrid. I hope her next album and single totally bomb, and the whole VMA show she’s got planned gets f’ed up and she’s the laughing stock of Hollywood and we never have to hear or see from her again. I am sooo sick of her. She just needs to go get her GED, take care of her kids and get out of the spotlight for good. Her time is up.

Could she be more slope-shouldered and flabby and gross?

is her hair really sewn into that hat?

the creeper in the background really makes this picture special.

Call me Britney (crazy) but she doesnt look bad at all here… not going to count her out just yet…

just grotty Brit.

Is she wearing Zac Efron’s way cool hat?

Is “Chris Angel” sucking on a lolli pop? Uhh….yeah…I guess that’s not gay.

Does she or does she not look like a seal from up close? Is it just me or does she need a bucket of fish and a ball?

Shitneys only hope for a comeback is to have the same audience as Criss Angel; an audience that expects no talent, no class, no originality and loooooves UGLY.

Those dogs (brit & criss) deserve eachother. They have the same diseases, all STDs known to science, so theres no spreading of disease. Unless of course you are unfortunate enough to sit on one of the chairs they used for sex.

And that is absolutely NOT Carrie Underwood, hillbilly.

And yes, Nawlins always had a certain foul smell, but it was worse after MardiGras. Like a mixture of rotting food, feces, urine and Brit-Angel drippings.

Will someone please do us all a favor and “accidentally” rid the planet of Brit-Angel. Or send them to Britain in retaliation for sending the disgusting Beckham trash over here. I mean, the guys a pussy. ALWAYS hurting his little dainty foot or something. He wouldn’t last one play in the NFL. Fuckin’ fairy!

And in other news….

Whoopie Goldberg, in her first appearance on The View, defends the lowlife Michael Vick.

Damn, blacks ALWAYS make excuses for the behavior of other blacks in one breath then hold whites, asians and hispanics to a higher standard. How appropriate!

Thanks for showing your true colors Whoop!

she reminds me of cousin It.

Awwww c’mon at least she brushed the freakin wig. Poor thing is about to burst into tears (or flames) at any given moment, you can see it in the close-ups. Someday she will show us all. Oh yeah, we already seen it.
That is Kelly Pickler the other Idol.
Chris Angel=OVERASSESSORIZED!!!!!

NOW she is serving a great purpose!
my 12 yrold daughter does not want kids
she is convinced that is when the previous Brittney dissappeared

Photo #12 absolutely looks like she is getting eaten – - **I just threw up a lot in my mouth** –I really hope that Britney “performs” (because we all know she can’t sing) at the VMA’s & makes a bigger ASS of herself (or in my dreams she gets BOOED off stage (wouldn’t that be hilarious?) because maybe then she will go the hell away.

I’m so sick of seeing her skanky ass in every fricking tabloid. She is the most disgusting ho I’ve ever seen.

MAYBE SHE IS HAVING FUN, YEAH THAT IS RIGHT FUN WITH HER FRIENDS! DAMN SHE CAN’T EVEN BLOW HER NOSE!

wHY IS BRITNEY BLOWING HER NOSE THAT HARD, SHE IS SUCH A LADY, LADIES DON’T BLOW THEIR NOSES THAT HARD….people GET A FUCKING LIFE!

I feel bad for her. Obviously something’s gone wrong. She didn’t used to be this trashy.

88 I’m so glad she’s having fun. Wait doesn’t she have kids? Oh never mind I’m sure someone is looking after them. It’s way more important that Brit have fun, since she works so hard everyday. Besides she’s a fucking linebacker.

Oh, she was ALWAYS this trashy, 89. Just Jules, she was ALWAYS this trashy.

Riddle me this, do you think Criss Angel’s jewelry is all really filled with diamonds? Or do you think those are fakes?

And lastly, you know, Britney looks like one of those kids I went to college with that would always be over at my weed dealers house.

You know, the one that is almost a little retarded technically, but is like, always ‘shrooming, or always on E, and dancing.

Usually this specimen will be wearing a patchwork skirt, smelling of patchouli and of unwashed hair.

You usually don’t get too close to them, but smile and say hello from afar. They usually had a hippie, made-up name, like Carrot, or Tabbie. You always wonder, what it is they “do” and where it is they “go” and sometimes, whatever became of them.

Do they live in a trailer you ponder. Did they move to Mexico to become a peasant, or join the Jim Rose Freak Show and shove swords down their throats?

You know… they just… are a little teched in the head… just a little dumb, the drugs finished off what brain cells they had left…This is what Britney looks like to me. You used to see this kind alot at Raves, in passing. All the while knowing you would never be that totally void of common sense, work habit, or cleanliness.

why doesn’t she just go with the pixie cut instead of that godawful weave ?

and p.s. — her MTV awards performance is going to be the trainwreck of the year, maybe of all time! haven’t watched that crap in 5 years but this one is a must-see – can’t wait.

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the dude in the white dress must be 45