Britney Spears is a lady

September 4th, 2007 // 94 Comments
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Comments (94)

  1. meridianwest | September 4, 2007 at 9:59 am

    uh-oh

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  2. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 9:59 am

    What a fucking tramp.

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  3. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 10:01 am

    Her mother shoulda named her Grace.

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  4. Kat | September 4, 2007 at 10:06 am

    I wonder how long it took her to cut that white Glad trash bag into a dress.

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  5. griff mills | September 4, 2007 at 10:06 am

    Who cares about BS, but who is the chick in red with the lovely cans?

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  6. fuphdog | September 4, 2007 at 10:08 am

    I’m soooooo tired of this dirt-neck hill-rod hole…

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  7. Chauncey Gardner | September 4, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Britney must be promoting part of her “Easy Access” line of clothing.

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  8. my comment | September 4, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Looks like sausage legs found a Glad Trash Bag with Handle Ties and wore it as a dress.

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  9. pointandlaugh | September 4, 2007 at 10:13 am

    #7 I agree.

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  10. Joe Millionaire | September 4, 2007 at 10:13 am

    She should just start doing pron!

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  11. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 10:15 am

    ” Hey ya’ll…..don’ hate! If ah set lak this here I kin git sum air up on in mah cooter. Ah’m Britnay bitch!”

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  12. Kate | September 4, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Christ, there’s something so disturbing about the first pic. She looks like Kid Rock, like she’s about to scratch her nuts and burp. I’ve never seen anyone fall harder.

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  13. my comment | September 4, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Looking at the vile creatures at this party, I just have to wonder. ..

    What the hell happened to style?

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  14. mrs.t | September 4, 2007 at 10:26 am

    It’s impossible to look at any one of these pics and focus on Britney alone as the bad apple.

    That’s a room full of bastard people, people.

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  15. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 4, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Main photo………..dude peeking his head in………”Has the tuna boat docked?”

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  16. Lucy | September 4, 2007 at 10:27 am

    SHES STARTING TO LOOK ALOT LIKE COUSIN IT

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  17. mrs.t | September 4, 2007 at 10:28 am

    And good morning to you, Tranny.

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  18. I'm Awesome | September 4, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Enough with this britney shit already!!

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  19. Micky Mc | September 4, 2007 at 10:31 am

    In picture 6 – is the chick in red eating Britney out or what? ewwwww – ewwwww- ewwwww.

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  20. Micky Mc | September 4, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Not six – picture 12.

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  21. ph7 | September 4, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Lady looks like a Dude.

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  22. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Good morning Mrs. T
    Did you have a great long weekend?

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  23. Annie Rexia | September 4, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Nice acne, brit. I geuss you are officially the only person left on the planet earth (that doesn’t carry a clay jar of water on thier head) who doesn’t fucking know what ProActiv is? Don’t know what kind of advice I can give you on those scratchy, red, dripping pustules on your meat flaps hon. Of course, you could always swallow the muzzle of a shotgun and put the entire world out of thier misery.

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  24. Hocky Socky HA | September 4, 2007 at 10:36 am

    I thought she was supposed to be sober? What’s she drinking?

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  25. mrs.t | September 4, 2007 at 10:37 am

    I did. My husband and I both had birthdays and had friends in town so it was extra fun.

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  26. @24 | September 4, 2007 at 10:41 am

    Chris Angel’s herp drippins. Yee Haaw!!! She squeezed ‘em ‘erself!

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  27. MrSemprini | September 4, 2007 at 10:44 am

    Just for fun, I sent this through a translator for blind websurfing. It came back and said, “Run for your life. And, be glad you’re blind, you perv.”

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  28. mywellrehearsedmistake | September 4, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Britney’s so classy and elegant. What a role model.

    Look it up in the dictionary people – she’s the very definition of style and sophistication.

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  29. Ed | September 4, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Who is that girl on the left in the first pic? She looks familiar.

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  30. havoc | September 4, 2007 at 10:49 am

    “Train wreck! Party of one!”

    “Train wreck. Party of one.”

    “Your table’s ready.”

    .

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  31. Joe Millionaire | September 4, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Too rich, too young and too stupid.

    http://testosterone-zone.com

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  32. Barry LeFarge | September 4, 2007 at 10:53 am

    I never thought I’d say this, but I’m getting tired of seeing Britney’s vjay-jay.

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  33. i noticed... | September 4, 2007 at 10:55 am

    “that guy” – far right of pic 1

    LOFL

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  34. doodie | September 4, 2007 at 11:11 am

    “That Guy” kind of looks like a guido version of Kramer. Just look.

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  35. FE | September 4, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Brit’s the reincarnation of Cousin It.

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  36. Michael | September 4, 2007 at 11:16 am

    #29 That’s Carrie Underwood, one of the contestants from American Idol. I love her song “Before He Cheats.” Her music video’s been played a few times on one of those country music cable channels.

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  37. mrs. robinson | September 4, 2007 at 11:24 am

    She appears to be taking a little yellow pill in pic 7. Guess hallucinogenics are how she thinks she can pull off a tent dress and stupid hat at the same time. At least she took off the brown vinyl cowboy boots. And they say she doesn’t know fashion…

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  38. bluejeanbaby | September 4, 2007 at 11:33 am

    #29… do you mean the girl in the black with the scarf? That is so not Carrie Underwood….

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  39. u wish | September 4, 2007 at 11:37 am

    # 29…That is not Carrie Underwood….
    You act like you really knew the answer to that question Dumb Ass

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  40. u wish | September 4, 2007 at 11:38 am

    I meant to # 36… who tried to answer # 29 ? but is only a dumb ass

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  41. sharpeidude | September 4, 2007 at 11:38 am

    BRITNEY, YOU FUCKING STANK ASS CUNT!!!!! GO RAISE YOU KIDS!!!!

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  42. AJ | September 4, 2007 at 11:53 am

    I’m glad everyone failed to notice this is the hottest she’s looked in years.

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  43. @49UPPERCASECRAZYDUDE | September 4, 2007 at 11:53 am

    HELLS YEAH!!!!

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  44. @42 | September 4, 2007 at 11:58 am

    If by “hot”, you mean “ugly-acne-faced-chunky-thighed-street-whore”, then I would definitely have to agree AJ, you little chub chaser, you.

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  45. wedgeone | September 4, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    I love whores, but she’s a terrible mom so I’d reverse the normal way of doing things on purpose, just to be mean (jam a finger up her ass all at once, then pull it out very slowly and stop right before my fingertip was about to come out). I’m pretty sure everybody else was thinking this exact thing.

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  46. Jimbo | September 4, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    I’d wait until she was filled with Cheetos and black men, then squat down facing her (in that top pic) and enjoy every wet ripple of “wind” that came my way.

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  47. ssdd | September 4, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    It looks as though the MindFreak hit it big at the Claires BOGO free special.

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  48. LL | September 4, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    I’d like to stomp on that fucking hat, over and over. With her head still in it, of course.

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  49. erka | September 4, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    uhh yeh- for picture 12 that girl is stupid to have her head that close to britney’s crotch.. i mean come one we all know she doesnt wear underwear .. thats just nasty.

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  50. iburl | September 4, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    “at the opening of LAX” that’s short for Lousiana crotch, right?

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