Britney Spears was spotted at a Beverly Hills nails salon getting a French manicure. And as she left, she gave the paparazzi a taste of her ladylike manners. I’d suggest she and Avril Lavigne have a contest to see who’s the most ladylike, but I don’t think the world could handle that much concentrated femininity. Gay people would walk in the room and instantly turn straight.
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piss on my tits | June 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
trashy bitch
p911gt10c | June 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Honestly, is she even worth mentioning without posting a shot of her ass or vaginae?
BaldAsBritney | June 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
You know how you know when your way to fucking fat?
When you have fat fucking shoulders. What a greasy, inbred hog.
Jewel | June 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
THIRDDDDD
Boo-yaH | June 18, 2007 at 3:45 pm
She must have thought this picture would be scratch and sniff.
Jewel | June 18, 2007 at 3:46 pm
avril actually looks 10x better giving the finger… wow.. i can’t believe avril is actually better at doing something other than making canada look bad?
cosmetologist | June 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm
If she didn’t want the paparazzi to take her picture at the nail studio, she could have called and had a manicurist come to her house. She is really cheap! There are manicurist that do this all the time, and they really don’t charge that much more. Even the peasants in LA have them come to their homes all the time.
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I think she is showing the paparazzi she got a little stink finger while she was getting her nails done
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Tiger Lily is more ladylike, even in all her perversity.
Zed | June 18, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Fat arms, messy hair, ugly face. Nope, nothin’ new.
WowJustWow | June 18, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Those French press-on nails are sooooo 20th century.
Superfish | June 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm
wait a second! wasn’t it like…3 mos ago when she was showing off her new “body”? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT! its like all of a sudden, it started blowing itself up again…and when does she do another comeback show? i mean…yea watching her flash her panties and boobs and stuff is cool, but a 15 minute show? man! thats better than that one scene from monster’s ball. even i couln’t pull my pants down for a quick whack-off!
Ms. E | June 18, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Someone seriously needs to hose her down. Just looking at her makes me feel like I haven’t showered in a week.
And what’s up with the man-bod? Nice arms, butch!
Concerned | June 18, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Fish, gays aren’t just male.
Kickin' it old school | June 18, 2007 at 4:02 pm
She could still stick that finger in my butt.
I mean– What?
Superfish | June 18, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I also just wanna know what happened to our pop princess? man…if she sang “hit me baby one more time” i’d do it. and not just a tap on the butt…one SLAP right in the face! and it wouldn’t stop there…oh no, it wouldn’t stop there. i’d beat the bitch until i heard the soft, mellow sounds of weird al yankovich saying “where is the love?” and then i’d look at her, then look at my fist and laugh and say “oops! i did it again!”
WowJustWow | June 18, 2007 at 4:03 pm
** newsflash! **
Britney Ballistic Over Billboards
Singer may sue over radio show’s “nut job” advertisements
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0618071mjshow1.html
ho ho
hee hee
ha ha
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 4:04 pm
@14 Yes they are. Lesbo’s are female. We like lesbo’s
Sasha_Baron_Cohen | June 18, 2007 at 4:06 pm
#16 Superfish, i dont even have a comment funny or dumb enough to top the ones u just posted…there you go! some uplifting for ur ego.
man i’d still do britney. i mean sure, she flashed almost every part of her body. but that’s supposed to be a turn-on…right?
YouRang | June 18, 2007 at 4:07 pm
She really is stupid. Oh, and unattractive.
Superfish | June 18, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Sasha Baron Cohen…Borat sucked.
And even if you DID have a comment to top mine, you wouldn’t post it…u being so worried about my ego and all. dude, i’ll have my wife kick ur ass. and so what if im not married!? ill still pick some random woman off the street and pay her $20 to say she’s my wife and SHE’LL kick ur ass…some UPLIFTING for YOUR ego…or what’s left of it.
Sasha_Baron_Cohen | June 18, 2007 at 4:11 pm
#21 Fish, so you want to play tha bag game? ok…why not post something funny. i dunno, tell us a knock-kcock joke. im sure your 20-dollar-wife would want to hear one right?
WowJustWow | June 18, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Borat was funny.
bungoone | June 18, 2007 at 4:14 pm
she’s one sexy beast, emphasis on beast of course.
Superfish | June 18, 2007 at 4:15 pm
#22 well, since you’re impersonating actors and all…i guess i could use a few “acting” lines of my own. like “Dude! Where’s your dick?” or “Say hello to my ‘little’ friend!” and “little” being literally. i could even go so far as to call you a chick…but im sure that wouldn’t insult you since you’re already a bitch so calling u a “chick” is useless. and let’s not try to go hard on the keyboard today ok? father’s day was yesterday, im still enjoying the wonderful sights of Britney’s nipples and panties. you, should just go pay for sex.
Sasha_Baron_Cohen | June 18, 2007 at 4:17 pm
#25 u know, i tried paying for sex but your sister was already with a client. so i had to wait…i did until your mom came to my rescue! man! older women are the best! especially when they’re 90 like YOUR mom
Sissy Boi | June 18, 2007 at 4:22 pm
@25….I too, always like looking at Britney’s pretty panties.
Reality Check | June 18, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I think people have given Britney too hard of a time. I don’t blame her for flipping the bird at those bastards.
You all are just haters Hey don’t hate the player hate the game.
At least Britney is not an stick bitch like Paris and Nikole.
bungoone | June 18, 2007 at 4:27 pm
wow, 26, your entire post was the most cliche & unoriginal thing i’ve ever read.
give up now, for yourself & for everyone who reads these things.
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Fake Sasha go away. Superfish is funny, you’re not.
Superfish you know those midnight trips she makes to Taco Bell will undo the Lipo eventually. Same thing happened to Janet “butt-mounted-on-her-chest” Jackson.
LL | June 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm
At least she stuck up the right finger.
Yeah, she’s an inspiration to us all… inbred white trash dickweeds.
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Here’s REAL contest for fake Sasha (without trashing our thread) – Make your own website and see how many of us Don’t hit it.
Amber | June 18, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Oh, Britney, I used to love you. I really did. But I’m waiting for you to restore my faith in you. I really have no idea what you’re thinking when you do these things…
Bern | June 18, 2007 at 4:45 pm
I’d rather see Disturbingly Massive Breasts.
yukadoozer | June 18, 2007 at 4:48 pm
squishy. like your fat auntie dahn sauth.
Waffleholic | June 18, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I’d still rather see Brit flipping the bird than Avril anyday. Avril is sorta an angry, tightly wound little kid trying to be a hard ass and completely void of warmth or sexy. Brit’s seen better days, but even all bloated, I still find myself more drawn to her than a lot of the other dumb twats in Hollywood.
Darth Hater | June 18, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Maybe that’s the sign for her gang, Stupid Talentless Whores.
theoriginalmilf | June 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Just me or is Britney looking more and more each day like an aging hillbilly soccer mom?
Wonky | June 18, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Holy thick arms Batman. She just can’t keep it off.
Oh, and nice hair.
lickme | June 18, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I heard the NFL is having tryouts at LB…gooooo Britney!
Excellent restoration of her reputation, her kids and parents must be so proud.
Jewelia | June 18, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I feel sorry for her. Imagine if 100 people with flashing cameras were constantly (CONSTANTLY) following you around, aiming the cameras to get any perverted pic they could and yelling very insulting things at you in order to get a reaction and to sell the pictures.
Superfish | June 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm
#30 wow! that explains it all! and they’re both alike too! nipples popping out, has-beens, oh, the irony of it all. i just with Janet JAckson would have kids and become a bad parent too…that way, the celebrity world will be a better place!!!
Superfish | June 18, 2007 at 6:18 pm
…and by “better place” i mean potentially hell with hitler heading the nazis against abortion…
Jbo | June 18, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I’ll give her one thing… She remembered what finger is used to flip people off – now maybe she could remember how dress straps work.
Dumb HO – and no, I didn’t say I’d make you gumbo!
sea | June 18, 2007 at 6:37 pm
I’m relieved. I was doubting her sincerity when she apologized for acting like a child and wanting to clean up her act. But she must have meant it. You can clearly see that she really is turning into a proper teen’s role model again.
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Fish – Some magazine said Janet DID have a child like 20 years ago and gave him to a relative and refuses to acknowledge him. That sounds like a bad parent to me.
It is getting to where I can’t tell them apart. I will need you to label your posts on them so I can be sure which is which.
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 6:39 pm
and they both fucked Justin Timberlake. Are they even separate people??
Heather | June 18, 2007 at 6:57 pm
What is wrong with giving people the bird? I think Brit is a skank, but nothing wrong with flip’n the finger.
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 18, 2007 at 7:27 pm
French manicure=Trailer trash
FRIST!!! | June 18, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Maybe she has pms