Britney Spears’ pal Sam Lufti called into Ryan Seacrest today to debunk some of the recent rumors about Britney who was apparently taking a shower during the interview. Sam also felt the need to walk into the bathroom while he was on the phone, according to People:
“Get out, I’m naked, get out!” Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during an interview from her house with KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest.
When Lutfi asks why she’s taking a shower, Spears replies: “I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!”
Sam also revealed that the pregnancy test rumor was created by Britney and Adnan:
“I don’t know if they even bought one,” Lutfi said. “I think they were just [expletive] around.”
Lutfi said she doesn’t want to get pregnant. “No, no, no, no, no, no,” he said. “No, not at all.” Asked if she plans to marry Ghalib, Lutfi said: “No, that’s not true.”
Britney Spears showers? Much like the pregnancy test, I’m calling bullshit on this one. Ten bucks says it was Britney running water while slathering herself in bacon. Or chocolate. Or, okay, let’s be realistic, cupcakes.
EDIT: Here’s the audio link. Click on “Sam Lufti/Britney Spears” talk about 2 a.m. shopping spree.
FIRST! God I love her!
She smells like a week old dead carp.
This is news? Who cares?
“I’m naked! Get out!”…….????
That doesn’t sound like the Britney I know……
At least she knows she’s nasty. PROGRESS, people!
I really wish she’d straighten up , she used to be goooood
Man, you’re so HARSH on her. That’s the worst picture of Britney I’ve ever seen. I hope you never look ridiculous in a picture.
Imagine if she is like this forever, the human race will never need another source of entertainment.
The TV networks, theater owners must be nervous. Like the Truman Show, her life should be broadcast 24/7….
#1 you are as lame as Britney!
We know this is bullshit because Brit doesn’t care who sees her naked-suddenly she’s worried about Sam Lufti? Dude lives halfway up her ass-I’m certain there’s little that could shock Mr. Lufti at this point. Brit eating puppies? Whatever, as long as she uses a fork. Fucking in a dressing room? Meh-just hope the next woman doesn’t slip in the splooge left behind.
I’m glad she’s so attuned to her vital needs! At last she seems to be taking care of herself. I’m so happy, I almost want to…sing…
Yeah, that’s Funky (Funky)
Yeah, that’s Funky (Funky)
Yeah, that’s Funky (Funky)
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it’s stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it’s stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it’s stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
Cause nobody’s Funky as us, Cause we keep it Stinky (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
We keep it Stinky, (Stinky)
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky,
The Funk phenomenon, we Funk you on n’ on
There’s no need to hold your nose,
Cause this funk stink like a rose
Big booty Funk, Toe jam Funk,
Underarm Funk, like you headlocking a Skunk’
Reekin’ like diseased athlete’s feet,
The stench didn’t come till after this beat
Smellin’ like droors no weezin no pause
Put your hand up on the speakers get smelly ass paws
You know we was coming before we entered the door
Cause you could smell the rhyme when we was walking down the hall
We bring the Funk worse then a wet dog
Stinkin’ like fat ladies poopin’out Logs
We drop enough poo to keep them toilets clogged
Keep the people jumpin’ like them Bullfrogs
The first one who smelt it ain’t the one who delt it
Black Eyed Peas keep the scent blind like delta
Funky like onions you fryin’(Sure is Funky) girl you ain’t lyin’
Yo’ you Funkin’ with the Funk family
The non fabricated factual faculty’
We formulatin’ up in a factory
Focusin’ on the energid’ of fluid flow free’
We flawless, everything is for free
We florish and we flaunt our flavour freshly, huh’
Can you believe we flip them frequency’s and
Freak MCs they leave all frantically but’
Our intentions are to be friendly but
They fightin’ when we start the freestylin’ frenzy
I funk up ya’ flat till your girlfriend beef
Fillin all anatomy, bringin’ me flatery, huh’
She’ll be diggin these rhymes that ease beats
Like celulite lyrics all flabby
We bring the funk to your festivities
If you think something stank then it must be the peas!
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it’s stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it’s stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
The Funk funk full foul stinky it’s stanky stuff
If it smells like Funk it must be us
Cause nobody’s Funky as us, cause we keep it Stinky
(Funky, Funky, Funky, Funky)
Celulite overweight stankin’ MCs
Stench smells so strong it’s insanitary
Cause you can sense me a mile away so Jinky
With the jungle Funk sound from Serengeti
Meaty, Fat, Nasty like miss Fat booty’s tights
Gettin’ dirty like mudfights and dirtbikes
Turning these droors black they used to be white
And we shittin’ on these tracks that you gonna’ need to wipe
The odor’s so contagious that it shows up in your dream,
Man, you could pick me out like food in between
Your two front teeth cause you be lackin’ the streets
We got beefy ass beats that we bumpin’ in the streets
We so nice n’ sweet like steak box n’ feet
Sour underarm Funk you ain’t washed in a week
And, man, we be reekin’ every day or weekend
We could all bounce to the Funk and the season
Bounce, bounce, bounce…Whoo!
haha haha
Yeah that’s Funky’, Yeah that’s Funky’
If you smellin’ somethin funky
then you know it got to be nobody other than Apl, Will n’ Taboo
Cause if you know that if it smells like Funk then it must be us
If you smellin’ Fat Funk then it must be us
If you smellin’ something Funky
then you know it got to be nobody other than Apl, Will n’ Taboo
Cause you know that if it smells like Funk than it must be us
If you smellin’ elephants than it must be us
If you smellin’ somethin Funky
then you know it got to be nobody other than Apl, Will n’ Taboo
Cause you know that if it smells like Funk then it must be us
If you smellin’ elephant poo it must be us
Unfitney taking a shower. LOL. Good one.
@ 6 Boo friggity hoo. SFTU already. She deserves it. Plus, “HARSH”? Seriously? Are you a hippie?
Damn you, #1!!! One day, I swear, I’m gonna be quick enough to get that “FIRST” slot!
This is pretty lame. By now, for a story like this, we expect an audio clip of the phone conversation, where you can hear Britney in the background laughing hysterically while having a massive diarrhea attack.
How can you deny the resemblance to Princess Di?
Jesus Christ….can you imagine the smegma between those legs.
I bet she leaves a snail trail on every seat she uses.
Gah…….
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#14 -yeah, with Sam in the foreground yelling “Not on the floor! Not on the floor!”
“It’s not truuuu dat meth can give yuuuuu a stroke”
You know who’s even worse than Britney? It’s that fucking weasel Lufti. He thinks he’s so close to her that it’s cool for him just to walk in while The Fucktard showers. I’m glad she kicked out of the bathroom. At least I hope it’s a bathroom; she might have been hosing herself outside. Regardless her creepy little Renfield is just hoping to get a glance at the goods. I’m sure he’s secretly hoping that one day Britney will bestow her favors on him. The thing is, he’ll be last guy to get a go at her. Fucking pathetic toadie. Anyone else want to kick the living shit out of him?
Remember when Britney was still a ‘virgin’ and she went to some chocolate factory in Germany, and there was a big stir because she said the chocolate she ate was ‘orgasmic’? The media went nuts, and the imaginations – and boners – of men the world over were on fire. (‘Oh my god – good little Britney’s had ORGASMS!’)
Now look at her. It’s easy to imagine Britney just sitting around all day drinking and doing drugs, masturbating and sucking cocks in front of her kids. Add to that an overused, rank-smelling twat, and probably a lot of queefing and farting. It’s hard to look at her and remember what she used to be. And, nigh impossible to get one up while looking at her.
I like her much better this way. That whole plastic Barbie-princess phase, when she was supposedly the hottest thing ever, was designed to appeal to guys who are afraid of girls. Apparently there are lots of those. Here she is now, literally warts and all. A real woman. Deal with it, wussies. (but of course you can’t)
Is that a seatbelt for a tie?
I’m so everone these days is finally seeing what kind of person she really is.
He music sucked and now she has nothing to do but act stupid for attention.
I wish the best for her kids, they need to stay away from anything that is directly related to being a celebrity in the public eye. It’s all vanity, anyway.
Sorry…i meant to say Her music, not He music.
Dummy.
I don’t know where you’re from, Patricia, but everywhere I’ve been, “real women” don’t look that derranged.
*deranged, sorry.
Just a gentle reminder…
Non-judgmental – accepting – all embracing love is the essence of
the gospel message: it lies behind such statements as:
“Do not judge others lest you be judged – for the judgment
you give will be the judgment you receive”
and it is at the root of what has happened whenever we find Jesus
being criticized by the scribes and pharisees for the company
that he keeps.
Jesus accepts and embraces those whom others find wanting
He loves those who seem unlovable – to others – and to
themselves.
Can people stop putting stupid fucking lyrics up as comments? They are not comments. I don’t even read them. My finger is tired of having to scroll.
Why is there a fucking dog whining in the hallway of this office building? Weird, there better be a blind person nearby..
Serious question, does anyone know what that thing is in the corner of her mouth?
@26 Is it true the love you take is equal to the love you make? I can’t remember who said that. Was it St. Paul, St. John, or St. Ringo?
#28: a gap of her mouth with a bit of (ridicolously white) veneers showing
I’ve reaching that point — I’m running out of shit to say about Britney. And I’m sad about it.
FRIST don’t lie, you’re finger isnt tired from scrolling
The most sensible guess is that it’s a clot of dried semen in the corner of her mouth.
#26 Jesus just called. he thinks Brits a pig too.
Frist, since you insisted, here’s one especially for you…
I don’t know just where I’m going
But I’m gonna try for the kingdom if I can
‘Cause it makes me feel like I’m a man
When I put a spike into my vein
Then I tell you things aren’t quite the same
When I’m rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus’ son
And I guess that I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know
I have made the big decision
I’m gonna try to nullify my life
‘Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper’s neck
When I’m closing in on death
And you can’t help me, not you guys
Or all you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I’d sailed the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
On a sailor’s suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man cannot be free
Of all the evils of this town
And of himself and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know
Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it’s my wife and it’s my life, ha-ha
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I’m better off than dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don’t care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And all the politicians making crazy sounds
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds
‘Cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don’t care anymore
Ah, when that heroin is in my blood
And the blood is in my head
Man thank God that I’m as good as dead
And thank your God that I’m not aware
And thank God that I just don’t care
And I guess that I just don’t know
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know
I’m with Frist, enough of the fucking lyrics. Still that’s a good tune, end on that please.
#35, nope, didn’t even read it. But kudos, for knowing how to copy and paste!!!
I look forward to seeing this picture on the cover of many magazines next week.
I’d rather read the lyrics to a good song than all of these same-old same-old comments. For example: Frist, don’t tell me, let me guess – you’re going to go have a drink, right? Good one! Hahahahahazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
#34 – Awesome.
so mean! look at her picture, apparently she has had a stroke and needs help….
at least, I THINK.
#26? You fuck your husband with those thoughts? Poor guy, you know he’s unsatisfied.
And, yeah, the Holy-ghost, he can suck my cock, the faggot.
Hey #26, Trust me – Jesus hates you too.
#21 Patricia, if you think this is a good example of a “real woman” then none of us EVER want to see your skanky ass!
Hey #39 Nancy! When have I EVER said I was going to get a drink??? I mean, what are you implying here?
Just for that, you owe me a drink..
OMG HER UNCLE SAID SHE IS GOING TO DIE SOON!!
http://snagwiremedia.com/wickedyouth/2008/01/britney-spears-uncle-she-didnt.html
wow that is some picture… she kind of looks like the scarecrow from the wizard of oz?… maybe? i dont know. either way, that’s a bad picture.
Rock N’ Roll Animal is a great fucking album.
Why am I not surprised that the same day this photo get published a report comes out stating kids are afraid of clowns.
Just call her The Joker.
LOL – click on my name, and you’ll see that the AP has already written a obituary for Brit they are ready to file…
I feel bad for Britney Spears. I really do. She’s never had a chance to have any meaning in her life. Sure she’s had some moments of pure exhilaration that most will never reach but she paid a huge cost for that. And what more… She never really had a choice. She was whored out by her awful parents since she was a tiny girl.