Britney Spears is a “hot mom” (her words)
For those of you who haven’t heard the deafening sound of Jesus’ violent sobs:
It’s a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side.
Hmm. An early birth, a secretive early-morning trip to the hospital, a C-section, a distinct possibility of having to lie together in a squalid marital bed with Kevin Federline to conceive a child naturally