Britney Spears is a great mom

November 11th, 2008 // 50 Comments

Let’s say your toddler just got out of the hospital yesterday after suffering an intense allergic reaction that caused him to have a seizure. You’re probably going to be extra careful with the little tyke and let him recuperate – or you could be like Britney Spears and surround him with alligators. Which is exactly what she did today with two-year-old Jayden James. Although, in Britney’s defense, the reptile farm was her second choice after finding out the shooting range doesn’t serve juice boxes.

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  1. Monty

    First

  2. Jacs1002

    Who said he had a seizure?

  3. Cock

    so what

  4. samantha

    come on go get on tmz and read before you just right of the top of your head… he did not have a seizure…. DUMB ASS… she is a good mom…

  5. samantha

    come on go get on tmz and read before you just right off the top of your head… he did not have a seizure…. DUMB ASS… she is a good mom…

  6. Ella

    Who is to say the little guy doesn’t like alligators? It’s no worse than taking the kids to the zoo.

  7. dork

    Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn… Britney looks sooooo bored. For that matter, so am I.

  8. Ted from LA

    That kid better get used to looking through bars.

  9. Katie

    omg…i go to the college jamie is advertising on her shirt.

    i am so cool.

  10. ListManiac

    Come on. Cut her some slack. She is probably just trying to cheer him up.

  11. Juice boxes. Hahahahaha!!

    Couldn’t it have been gummy worms that the shooting range didn’t serve?

  12. Selma

    The kid was obviously having a great time. This is his first time in Louisiana and he should be experiencing things like that. He should know where his family comes from and a little bit about their culture. You think a little allergic reaction and a seizure is going to keep a two year old down for the count? You obviously don’t have children.

  13. Anon

    Maybe she looks bored because she can’t get drunk, flash her snatch and sleep with any random guy whilst complaining about men being womanisers.

  14. Tawny

    I think it’s sweet – the kid had a horrible time in the hospital so she takes him to do something fun. What kid doesn’t love reptiles?

  15. dew

    Sun gives Vit D, which is healthy. If those boys eat anything like Britney did while Sam was drugging her, they need all the Vit D and other healthy stuff they can get.

    Anyway, do you know what the release orders from the dr for the boy were? If not, it’s a desperate stretch to just assume he can’t be out. It’s not cold during the days on the Coast yet, so maybe it’s not cold in whatever part of LA they’re in.

  16. Britney Spears? She’s cooler than ninjas, and I oughtta know, what with me being a ninja and all..

  17. edamame

    Already wearing a “wifebeater”…nice.
    I hope she stays in Lousy-anna, and keeps those fucked up genes in that cesspool of in-breeding. I don’t even speak to the relatives that I have remaining in that state…hard to even communicate, due to the white trash version of ebonics that they speak. The fact that I was born in Lafayette is one of the greatest shames that I have endured. A “good mom”…I don’t think so, Samantha. The way that you form a “sentence” leads me to believe you live in Louisiana, as well.

  18. deanna

    Awe what kid doesn’t like to see wild animals & nature? I think Britney is being a great mom. Good for her! I think you guys are really stretching this to make her the villain here.

  19. edamame

    #13, Obviously having a good time?! He may be trying to claw his way through
    that cage. He doesn’t appear to even crack a smile!

  20. Randal

    Hi Britney, thanks for sharing these photos with us on your family day. Just wanted to take the time to say what a great inspiration you are to so many of us around the world. You’ve brought tears of joy to many friendly faces since you became the pop princess some 10 years ago that you deserve all the best for you and your family.

    Randal

  21. Tinkey82

    Aw, Jayden looks adorable! I love how little kids get so excited over everyday things… I hope he’s feeling better!!

  22. ummm...yeah

    Randal, go fuck yourself!!!
    Who the fuck cares? It would’ve been more interesting if she dropped the kid into the alligator pit, lol.
    Wait, I better not give the bitch any ideas.

  23. Wow. Tyra Banks on mute??? SCARY SHIT, MAN!!

  24. This is so foul. You guys never hesitate to define your name over and over and over again. This is WAY below superficial, and we’re talking about an innocent child’s life here. Britney do your thing, and don’t listen to what they have to say. After all the paps have put you through it seems you’re a very strong person.

  25. #22, I know!!! Me too! I always get excited at everyday things!!! The garbage truck came this morning. I LOVE THE GARBAGE TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Anon

    What is “wearing a wifebeater”

    English so not used to that phrase.

  27. #25 I agree!!!! I will Sue you..

  28. cassie

    my son got hives from a child vitmin. we took him to the emergency room. we gave him something we were advised by our dr. and he had a bad reaction. he is at the age where you find allergies for the first time and usually they out grow it. she did nothing wrong. give her a break.

  29. cassie

    my son got hives from a child vitmin. we took him to the emergency room. we gave him something we were advised by our dr. and he had a bad reaction. he is at the age where you find allergies for the first time and usually they out grow it. she did nothing wrong. give her a break.

  30. cassie

    my son got hives from a child vitmin. we took him to the emergency room. we gave him something we were advised by our dr. and he had a bad reaction. he is at the age where you find allergies for the first time and usually they out grow it. she did nothing wrong. give her a break.

  31. Jinni

    That’s kinda of a jerk-faced thing to say, especially when it has been confirmed he never had a seizure.

  32. Sport

    You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

  33. simplicity

    i thought they denied it was a seizure.

  34. simplicity

    is she yawning in most of those pictures?

  35. yleine

    She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…

  36. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Just another day in her fucked up redneck life…… take the kid to the petting zoo (that’s what alligator farms are called in rural Louisiana).

  37. mafme

    Gators are hypoallergenic.

  38. Balls McCoy

    honestly the millionaire loving .com spammer is more interesting than whichever superficial “writer” is coming up with this as a news flash.

  39. Noelle

    He is fine now and there is no reason why she shouldn’t have brought him for a fun experience. She was suffering from mental illness when she made poor parenting decisions, but she’s regained her sanity, her life, and has been a good mom to her boys. I know it’s the Superficial, but show a little decency.

  40. This kid has not a single gaze of love for her “mom”.
    He got off her arms just after the photo shoot.
    Sad.

  41. But the “WORST WIFE” you can imagine!!

  42. ishi-san

    Is the photographer IN the alligator cage??????????

  43. dsda

    britney looks ugly in here.imagine how she looks like at age of 50.bahhh.she is 20s and looks like crap

  44. badmomsisters

    where’s her other kid? maybe he fell in the pit w/ Jamie’s kid?

  45. lp

    hahaha these comments rule. BRITNEY’S A GREAT MOM SUCK A TIT! no but in reality, i live in lousiana and all they do here is feed children to alligators, maybe she thought it was part of the medicine treatments.

  46. malicious

    #43 ha ha! yes! The price for a good photo these days, wrestling aligators

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  48. Dana D

    Um, so effing what if she took him to see alligators, thats called being a GOOD mom if you ask me, I would have loved it if my mom took me to see alligators when i was his age, people who say things like “shes a bad mother” are just people who are jealous of her, leave her alone, whats bad about taking your kids out, its bonding, its pathetic how people say bad things about her cuz their bored with their own lives!

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