Britney Spears is a great mom

February 7th, 2006 // 174 Comments
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I’m not sure what Britney Spears is doing with her baby in her lap while she’s driving. I assume she’s planning to eat him. Or maybe she’s letting him drive. Which is cute and all, at least until the accident where Britney and the steering wheel combine to turn him into a pancake. If brains were french fries, Britney couldn’t fill a Happy Meal.


  1. ~S.Starr~

    Cisco…I love how you assume that because I said That then I must be ugly…nice try though…enjoy my myspace profile.

    http://www.myspace.com/sandra_starr1

    You said…”I did not accuse anyone of being envious I just threw that out there as a possibility”…same damn thing!!

  2. ~S.Starr~

    sashadblock…”When we were kids there wasn’t car seats”

    Welcome to 2006…where there are LAWS prohibiting this! Maybe it is time YOU grew up.

  3. Wild Rose

    Yes, we’re all envious of an over-paid, under-educated dim-wit who whored herself out for numerous years before suddenly discovering that “fame is like…such a drag!”

    Yeah, that’s it alright.

    She needs to move back home and have her mom look after her.

  4. nbk

    Hey ~S.Starr~, personally I think you are hotter than Brit ;)

  5. Cisco

    S.Starr… that link does not work..

    PS .. I could put up pictures of anyone and say it is me. Even if the link works it proves nothing.

  6. Catherine

    The papparazzi? Seriously? And this day would be different from any other day in the past 2 and half years they’ve been covering her? Uh huh yeah…so then what’s the point in having a FRIGGIN BODYGUARD? If she hadn’t asked him to be run an errand he could have been doing HIS job. PROTECT BRITNEY SPEARS. Whatever… her story is crap, sorta like her career.

  7. HughJorganthethird

    How the hell is Brit supposed to know about child car seats? She never had one in the back of the pick-up her parents tossed her in when it was time to go to the bar and play video poker.

    And yes Cisco I am jealous of Britney. Kevin is just so hot and clean and talented. yum.

  8. ~S.Starr~

    nbk: Thanks doll ;)

    Cisco: “I could put up pictures of anyone and say it is me. Even if the link works it proves nothing.”

    It is a link to my myspace profile that has over 20 pics of me (and not modeling pics…real life pics). They are all me alright…short of coming to your house…that is all you get. Damn…you really just hate to proven wrong…must suck to be you…

  9. SL500gt

    See this cisco:

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/400/brit1.19.jpg

    Thats a picture from the side.

    Look BEYOND brit. The background is BLURRY.

    Its blurry because the car is moving.

    and if she ISNT driving, howd she get to this intersection with the baby in her lap, right there under the steering wheel? With ANOTHER suv behind her?

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/400/brit5.3.jpg

    game over.

  10. cj14mommy

    #89 HYSTERICAL- you made my night :)

  11. mangos

    I love how if you dont like a celebrity, people automatically think you’re jealous. I dont like Britney because she is talentless and disgusting. I’d much rather be me than her, I’m not jealous one bit. At least I’m not miserable living with a greasy deadbeat husband.

    Britney has a lot of growing up to do. Hopefully she’ll learn from this and realize that babies belong in car seats.

  12. ratadechapinero

    The only thing I can come up with is that Britney thinks her son is some sort of toy, like a Cabbage Patch Kid. That would explain why she doesn’t want to ‘lend’ it to anybody, not even the person sitting beside her.

  13. I saw a woman do this once and I called the cops on her ass. It makes me sick to my stomach to think parents put their kids in danger like this every single day.

    Hey Cisco, I have some ocean front property I’d like to sell you out here in Phoenix. You idiot.

  14. irisheyes73

    The comments about being a young mother and her making a “mistake” are BEYOND ridiculous. She’s not some 12 year old who “doesn’t know how” she got knocked up in the first place, she’s in her mid 20′s!!

    BEFORE you leave the hospital, new parents are shown the proper way to restrain a child in a car seat, told the reasons why and they will even GIVE you one for free if you can’t afford to buy one. WHY?? Because its THAT important!!

    So nothing happened THIS time, what if she hit a curb while she was trying to “get away??” What then? Would we be hearing her sob about how it’s everyone’s fault BUT hers that Sean was injured? That she didn’t know it was dangerous?

    If my daughter who doesn’t yet weigh 90 lbs. isn’t supposed to be in the front passenger side because the airbag could seriously injure/kill her, what does Britney think an airbag and steering wheel are going to do to a 12-15 lbs. baby?

    She’s a waste and I hope her mother slaps some sense into her before something bad really does happen to her son.

  15. Alicious

    She needed a buffer in case she got into an accident.

  16. hafaball

    hmmm, i’d rather talk about S.Starr…

    She’s Erectifying! ;D

    But I don;t understand, I mean, we know she shouldn’t be a mom, and Kevin shouldn’t be a dad…why are we still surprised when this crap happens? If anything though it was just a flaw in judgement.

  17. fluku

    in her defense she does have at least one hand on the wheel this time.

  18. ~S.Starr~

    hafaball: Hahaha…thanks!! “Erectifying”…thats a good one…I like it!

    THUS PROVING DEAR CISCO…That you dont have to be ugly to dislike a celebrity…so bite me!

  19. Belle

    The excuse that she is too young to know better is just absolute.. crap. The average babysitter is probably fourteen years old, there is probably no girl who never owned a baby doll at one point or another in their childhood.. and I swear to goodness, they make working strollers and baby car seats just for dolls. Baby dolls wouldn’t sell if females didn’t have natural maternal instincts… Britney riding with her baby on her lap should be ridiculous by anyone’s standards.. The fact anyone could defend her is frightening, I fear for your children! For the record, I’m still young, and the second I saw this picture I was gaping in shock.

    Whoever wants to say that we all are envious or ugly or over-reactive can go ahead, at least our children will have common sense.

  20. Kg

    #123 lol!

    At first I thought it was the baby that was driving, because of the way the arm is positioned

  21. illflux

    Just to follow up on my #19 above, here is this HUGE surprise:

    No Charges Expected in Britney Incident
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060208/ap_en_mu/people_britney_spears

    Would charges be filed if she was a “normal” citizen? Probably.

  22. I think britney is a great mother she just makes mistakes like every 1st time mom dose sure it wasnt such a good idea to put him in the front but dose it matter nothing happend so the only reason things keep happening is because people like yall Stressing her out which she dosnt need right now for the simple fact she is pregnant let her be and raise her child as she sees fit.

  23. “If brains were french fries, Britney couldn’t fill a Happy Meal.”

    HA HA HA HAH HAAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH H AH AHAH HA HA HA H AHA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA

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