Britney Spears is a great mom

Seriously. This picture could probably send her to jail. No joke.

You need a license to drive but any dumb can have a kid. She is dumber than a box of rocks.

This is more of a necessity. The back is full of K-Fed’s subwoofers.

My jaw is on the floor, next thing you know the kid will be having play dates with wacko jacko. The human gene pool has just been knocked down a full peg, A FULL PEG I TELL YOU!

I hope that photo DOES send her to jail.

What an fucking moron to put her child in danger like that.

She is probably pulling a “Rainman” only driving on the driveway on Sundays. Then I think Rainman burnt his brother with hot water in the tub, which is why he was shipped off to the institution.

I see white trash people do this all the time, pile all the kids in the Chevette, while the kids jump all over the car, driving way over the speed limit with the music blaring, cigarette hanging’ from the side of her mouth and cursing at the kids saying something like, “All of yous better shut up and sit the fuck down while I am driving before I pull this car over and fetch me a switch on your asses!”

I just watched this on the news ,they showed all the photos… This was on a California highway even, not some quiet side street! If this doesnt get her in shit, there is NO justice in the world. In Canada (at least Ontario) a child up to 9 YEARS OLD must be in a proper booster seat…

yes! now i have the proof i need to send this bitch to jail. sorry sean preston.

With all the times we have seen K-Tard going to the MAC machine you would think he would dance his ass over to the nearest Babies”R”Us to purchase a fuckin’ car seat!

She’s got an explanation for it already. She told People magazine that the paparazzi were harrassing her (like, omgwtf!).

She had the kid on her lap while Bodyguard went to get coffee or something. When he got back, the paparazzi were closing in on them, she still had her son on her lap, but felt she needed to get away from there as quickly as possible, for the safety of both her and her son.

Whatever.

she should have pointed at her head last week and said, “Look, it’s filled with No. 2!”

Here in NY a kid is supposed to be in a booster seat until they are 4’9″. She’s an idiot. I really hope someone educates her on the proper care of a child. And I hope she gets arrested. Any moron knows that you have to have your child in a carseat. If she got into an accident that poor baby would fly through the window. Or get squished in between her and her steering wheel.

What you don’t see is that the baby is holding her open can of Pabst…

Leonie,
You should have seen the pics they showed on TV. There is NO WAY that is true, she’s got a huge grin on her face in a couple of them. If she was in such a panic, you’d see it on her face, intead of the dopey “laa de daa, look Sean, you’ll soon be able to drive mommy and daddy around when we get too drunk” look she has in these pics.

Ok, you guys have got it all wrong – she’s got one hand on the steering wheel right, you can’t see her other hand, but I guarantee she’s got a marlboro light in it. She HAD to have the baby in her lap. Who else is going to hold her cheeto’s for her?

Seriously though. She’s a freaking loser. she should go to jail. If she doesn’t, that’s ridiculous. Anyone else would go to jail, or have their kid taken away.

I can not believe she did that.
That is so dangerous!
The babys’ head is kind of slumping forward.

This is her quote from people.com

“Today I had a horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while I was with my baby. Because of a recent incident when I was trapped in my car without my baby by a throng of paparazzi, I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us which were sold to the media. I love my child and would do anything to protect him.”

She’d do ANYTHING to protect him, especially hold him on her lap while she was being chased by photographers. That’s really safe. She could have taken 2 minutes to put him back and REALLY make sure he was safe. She must have rocks for brains.

Stupid people are fun.

Of *course* she’s not going to get in trouble. She’s famous, remember? Famous people get to do anything they want, even endanger their own children, and nothing happens. They’re national treasures. We cannot jeopardize that precious limited resource.

What kills it is that douchebag sitting next to her, not having ANY commen sense either by not securing the baby in a car seat himself in the event the paparazzi following them.

Oh, great. Next, Paris and Lindsey will both have accessory babies to drive around with on their laps.

She is the biggest loser in the universe.

^^which goes to show her story is bs…he’s on the phone (if not secruing the baby, shouldn’t he be holding him rather than the driver?), and she has the window rolled down…people always roll down the window to keep out danger

on a lighter (and perhaps inappropriate) note, if you pretend that britney’s arm is actually the baby’s arm driving the car it’s kind of funny. just a thought.

I don’t care if my hair was on fire and I was being chased by a crazed band of monkeys…my kids would never be allowed to ride in a car without car seats. A minor fender bender and the little baby is toast. This girl is clearly not a responsible parent and isn’t getting the help and support she needs from her husband, family and staff. It’s like Michael Jackson’s dangling the baby over the hotel balcony all over again…

Even a fender bender might make the airbag go off & kill or seriously injure the baby. That poor kid.

Oh, come now. How can we expect her to know that this is wrong?

I mean the WARNING for “death by airbag” for infants and children in the front seat is on the passenger side sun visor, NOT the driver’s side (dumb car companies), plus she’d be required to READ it.

We must remember this is the girl who doesn’t let just “anyone” hold her baby, only her mom and a few others have that privledge. I guess car seats and paid bodyguards aren’t capable of handling the complexities of Sean’s safety.

Obviously, only SuperBrit can do it, drive cars one handed, hold babies in her lap and fend off not only the paparazzi, but airbags and steering wheels. She’s an AMAZING example of how one woman can do it ALL.

Dumb, dumb, dumb…and she was concerned about the damage Kevin would inflict with the ear piercing idea.

Hey Brit, no point in using a nice lap when there’s a fine car roof available with natural air and all.

Can you handle my truth?

Dumb bitch.

i can’t get over this…i agree with number 25, my son’s safety is my first and utmost priority. she better get arrested or some charge brought against her…this is ridiculous!

i can’t get over this…i agree with number 25, my son’s safety is my first and utmost priority. she better get arrested or some charge brought against her…this is ridiculous!

Maybe she doesn’t like this one so much ’cause it cries and stuff and she is using it to protect the bun in the oven?

I hope this does send her to jail. someone should forward this to Child Protective Services. I used to just feel sorry for her – that Kevin was bringing her down with him. Now she is doing it all on her own. I have never seen such white trash in my life! And to think she is going to have another one…..POOR KIDS!!!

What a fucking idiot!

Just when you think she couldn’t be any more stupid, there ya go…..I’m , I’m speechless. Brit, there is a program in California where they give stupid-asses and crackheads 200.00 in exchange for getting their tubes tied. Call them Brit, please…

Some women are born mothers, then others, like this skank, shouldn’t be allowed within a thousand feet of children. Well, at least she isn’t dangling the baby out of a 3rd story window. ;)

Oh yeah! Let’s run from the paparazzi Princess Di style, only lets put the baby in the drivers seat so when the airbag goes off, he get’s suffocated first! That is, if the air bag actually goes off, otherwise is little baby head with be smashed in from the impact of the steering wheel …mmm… baby guts. Great idea! Britney fails at life.

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This is ridiculous *beyond words*.. Just.. I don’t know, I seriously can’t put exactly how I feel into words. This has to be illegal, in fact I’m pretty sure in most states it is, like children under eight or something can’t legally sit up front.. or *in the driver’s seat*!

If her story was true and she was left in the car while paparazzi surrounded, here’s an idea: LOCK THE DOORS AND ROLL UP THE WINDOWS. What are the chances one of them is going to run over to Starbucks, grab a patio chair, and ram it through your window to attack your baby? Seriously? Once the windows and doors are locked, that’s a great oppurtunity to just crawl into the backseat and put your baby in it’s chair (I may be over-estimating her, maybe the maybe does’t have a freaking chair).

The sickening thing is she could be smoking pot on the highway, with the baby on her lap, making quick stops and having the baby slam it’s head into the steering wheel every five seconds, and putting out her joint on the baby’s head, and the world would just smile and nod. Why can celebrities do no wrong? What ever happened to natural selection? The creatures who are the most stupid aren’t supposed to survive..

Eek, I said “(I may be over-estimating her, maybe the maybe does’t have a freaking chair)”.. that should be “maybe the baby doesn’t have a freaking chair”.

looks like she’s going to the piggy wiggly with LL Cool J

She was driving away from the swarms of paparazzi. Why they still bother following her I’ll never know. Oh yeah, because you losers are still interested in disecting every little thing about her and her life. Not that anything you read about her is actually true. She gets hounded and stalked as you sit and comment about every picture taken of her here on Superficial. She was actually protecting her child.

It’s usually the stupid ones who raise kids.

:D

You don’t drive with a baby on your lap. End of story.

“If brains were french fries, Britney couldn’t fill a Happy Meal.”

cuz she would’ve eaten them… damn, that’s girl’s an idiot. I’d get into specifics about why she’s an idiot, but everyone who posted before me already did…

41…you’ve GOT to be joking! I could normally give a rat’s ass about britney, but this baby’s life is in far more danger than if her locked, secured car (with the windows up) is swarmed by photogs while she put the baby in its seat and her bodyguard calls the cops. her story is obviously a cheap lie to cover for her dangerous stupidity. Once away, at least give him the baby…and if she’s scurrying away in escape, why isn’t the window up? isn’t that the first thing you do when you’re trying to keep someone/ something out of your car. She needs to be charged with a crime…at least reckless endangerment.

One of these days she’s going to put the kid on the roof, forget him and drive off. It’s inevitable.

Someone please wake me up when something happens with Bragelina, please, or when Mariah Carey dies or trips or gets any fatter (as if that’s possible)!

I am SO OVER Brit & Kevin and their poor fat hillbilly baby and them making big fat poor decisions. They each shared one brain cell and that died of loneliness a long, long, long time ago. I can’t believe this story comes as any suprise to anyone. They belong together and they are absolute trash. EOS!

Did anyone else notice she isn’t wearing her seatbelt either? And she’s supposedly being chased by photographers? You’d think, since they’re so aggressive, that she would take every precaution to protect everyone. Then again, that would take thinking and we all know she’s uncapable of that. She’s just asking for it.

lol at #41… what if she had gotten into a wreck even if the paparazzi weren’t supposedly chasing her? yeah, she’s really protecting her kid. either way, you don’t drive with a baby in your lap.

I have a kid that age and that little bastard can’t even walk, much less drive a car. How come no one is commenting on how smart this kid is?? Driving at that age? Incredible, absolutely incredible. Brittany should be beaming with pride over this- I know I am. You go Sean Preston. Burn rubber young man. NASCAR is expecting you.