What’s that? Not enough updates about Britney Spears and her VMA performance? Well here’s some more, you greedy bastards. Us reports that after her performance, Britney ran off stage screaming that she looked like a fat pig, and was so awkward during her performance because she could see herself on monitors.
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”
Has she not taken a shower in three years? Or looked in a mirror? What exactly was she expecting to see? It’s not like she had grown a tail and had a robotic arm. “Oh my gah, wuh happened to me? *munch munch munch* Why I look so fat? *munch munch munch* It must be special effects. *munch munch munch* I love Cheetos.”
Terrible.
Ok, that’s enough about Britney for the day, unless you have opportunity to report her tragic death.
I want to eat her. Not eat her out… but eat her bc she looks soo juicy and plump.
Karma Police hahaha
tragic death? PUH-Lease!
She has mirrors at home, but they’re all covered with some type of white powder.
bottom line:
you could lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig!!!!!
put your baby maker away and go back to beating inanimate objects with umbrellas. now that was a performance. give up the dancing and the singing brit your not good at it anymore!! go back to irrational actions like shaving your head and what not. thats the only time i ever found you entertaining anyway!!
my genius idea is still:
CHARM SCHOOL WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
VH1 CALL ME I GOT MORE IDEAS WHERE THAT CAME FROM LIKE:
we could do a mr potao head version of britney vajay vajay
Hmm … she’s been through a lot. I wonder what will be the final embarrassment — that one last thing that will make her suicidal. ‘Cause this landslide just keeps on moving and Britney is too stupid to clean up her act.
Puhleez. There is NO WAY she said that. She’s too busy taking her clothes off, jumping in the ocean in front of the paparazzi and being “desired” by the likes of Monsieur Angel to think that! It’s Britney BITCH!
Curly was fat too.
So was Schemp.
HAHA, I don’t believe she said that, but it’s funny to imagine.
God I have no life. But then I come on this site and suddenly I feel at peace with the world.
A fat pig. Has anyone ever seen an anorexic pig?
Fat pigs of the world unite!
She should try the bulimic pig tactic.
Remélem megdöglik ez a szegény beteg marha …
If you read this you are a fart
The camera adds 10 lbs. She thinks she’s fatter than she really is.
@16————
Brit! Take the food out of your mouth!
We don’t understand what you’re saying!!
She ran off the stage saying she looked like a fat pig. Did she forget about the pig fest she had in her room when she got to Vegas?
Hey Veggi How are you doing today?
if that’s fat, i’m jabba. she’s just not toned that’s all. big deal. now ENOUGH of britney BLOODY SPEARS.
Yikes. I seem to have a troll. Of course I don’t use caps or ! – so I suppose I can go back to sleep.
Next.
You get crap for skinny and curvy. Britney is not fat. Visit the rest of the world for a reality check. This is why so many women out there are starving themselves to death. You do need to get your life straight for your babies, Brit. Keep a thick skin & concentrate on your mental health. the rest will follow!
Somebody spear that pig! Make a good roast! Look at that ripe golden skin! Yum!
Bloating and swelling usually accompany a late night out drinking margaritas and shots (I should know from personal experience)!
I guess you guys were right…she’s complaining that she didn’t do well because she saw pictures of a scary dog!
PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON THEN YOU STUPID REDNECK BITCH!
She’s got a monkey up her butt. *nods sagely*
see, ya’ll, if ah wouldda had on mah brown hair then ah wouldnna look’t so dang fat.
#26–Touche’! ROFL
She didn’t know what her figure looked like because she’s actually blind. Sad but true. It happened when she was hanging out with Parasite and accidentally caught a glimpse of the entrance to hell between Paris’s legs. made her own look like frolicking puppies and kittens
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I don’t think she looks a fat pig, just a TERRIBLE choice of outfit which didn’t flatter her one bit. Women needs guts to wear that.
Talk about slutty.
How can people be so heartless
How can people be so cruel
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold
How can people have no feelings
How can they ignore their friends
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no
And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who care about evil
And social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bleeding crowd?
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend
How can people be so heartless
You know I’m hung up on you
Easy to give in
Easy to help out
And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who say they care about social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bleeding crowd
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend
How can people have no feelings
How can they ignore their friends
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no
Hey now, pigs aren’t fat…they’re just big boned.
LOL, I said “boned”
It was mostly water weight.
She just needs to stop wearing “clothes” built for the old, hot Britney.
27 — Exactly!
The thing I hated most about her performance was her outfit. It was a worthless piece of trash and the only reason she put it on was because she wanted to show off to the world. Less, less, less — that’s what she wanted. She has no style, no class, no substance. She’s worthless, unentertaining, not in the slightest way can she be considered a musical ‘artist’. What a mess.
@33 that is quite possibly the gayest lamest attempt at poetry I have ever witnessed.
23,
She’s not really fat, but she does make terrible clothing choices, considering her current size. She also made a living being the hillbilly that losers most wanted to nail. Live by desire, die by desire, right?
This shit’s gettin’ old. I’d rather hang out with Wally than read another fucking Britney post.
Britney, come back!
I wish she’d embrace her non skinniness (how can one call that fat, unless one is media-fed-distorted ?) and bring on a great show. The “Omg she’s fat” Generation is so fucking boring, no wonder creativity is about rehashing and dumbing down, it’s all that’s left when a brain is full of SHIT.
*clap clap clap clap*
Now will some hot creative gals of all shapes and sizes step up to the plate and end this mindnumbing culturedeath ?
Hay-ell no I ain’t warin’ no cor-set….that’ll cuver me up too much. *turns to “handlers* hey, Ya’ll, dotchy’all thank mah stummick looks good, ya’ll?
It’s time to take the piggy to market.
OMG! Your name is Lola, too #42? THAT is SO wild!
I like to poop in boxes!
@44
Or to the fucking slaughter house.
2 fucking Shitney post in a row, god damn you Fish, please find something other than this bitch.
My dog’s name is Lola …
That must be one excellent looking dog!
@46
Thanks, now I’ve got the theme song from Weeds playing in my head.