Britney Spears is a faker

December 13th, 2007 // 101 Comments

Britney Spears claimed to be too sick to give a deposition yesterday in her custody battle with Kevin Federline. However, Britney was spotted out until two a.m. hitting up various gas stations, according to TMZ:

Cameras caught the popwreck and an assistant leaving her home away from home, the Four Seasons, for her other home away from home — a gas station — last night. Brit didn’t answer when we asked why she missed her extremely important deposition that morning, saying little more than, “It’s cold, y’all.”

After filling up at that station, Britney drove to another one. What is with her and gas stations? The only scenario I can come up with is that her real father is a Squeegee and Britney’s never going to stop searching until she finds him. Even if it means losing her two children, That One and Who’s His Name.

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  1. Wheezer

    Poster #3 is the epitome of the Twitney fan. It’s “obvenus” we’re on a different world (ahem) if we don’t all “sympthighs” with Twitney and her fans.

    (rolls eyes)

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