Britney Spears, a former Pepsi spokeswoman, has become addicted to Coke and allegedly drinks 24 cans of Coca-Cola a day. Additionally, Star reports she’s been a terrible patient in rehab. An insider says:
“Britney has a seriously bad attitude problem. She’s been very demanding; acts like a 12-year-old and throws temper tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants! She refuses to pick up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid! She’s asking for this and that, special food, special everything … and she’s not that nice to anyone.” It’s likely that Spears is acting out, reports that mag, because she feels she doesn’t belong in rehab in the first place. “I heard she keeps saying she is just sick from postpartum depression and that she does not have any real addiction problem, which is a joke. She has an addiction.”
Is it smart for an addiction treatment facility to be giving somebody 24 cans of Coke a day? That’s like going to fat camp and being served fifteen meals of chocolate covered butter a day.
#3 biatcho,
Please explain to me how it is you think that “she’s working hard to fix her personal problems”
I wouldn’t call, having a bad attitude in rehab, denying that she has a problem, ignoring her kids etc… working hard to fix her problems. If by working hard you mean being a spoiled, ridiculous, pathetic, stain on humanity then I guess I could see your point.
She has a wig on in this picture-why? Did we ever see
her real hair-did we ever see the real Britney? Kissing
Madonna was the start of the down-slide for her.
Sad comment on fame.
she looks like ashlee simpson in that photo
So not only is this trailor park rose screwing up her own body with coca cola but she reportedly had been feeding it to Sean Preston in a sippy cup.
HAHAHAHA Holy Freakin GOD I thought even the most bumpkin Hicks knew better than to do that. WTF did she fall on her fool head while practicing crappy dance routines for disney? Seriously…What the hell.
Oh and I’m sure this has been said already but #2…Please Kill Yourself
#7 1.. that’s why I’m surprised they’re letting her do that. I’ve never been in rehab but I have been hospitalized for depression and there were people in there who were in there for drug problems and eating disorders, and because of that none of us were allowed to have anything caffeinated except for one cup of coffee with breakfast.
Well Coke’s new ad slogan is “Thanks for drinking.” Maybe she’s hoping to get a campaign of her own going, with them. I just thought they were all about being the “All American Drink,” not the all “American Addict!” Guess they’re changing their demographics to the rehab scene. It seems to be working!
A friend of mine and I made a bet about 4 years ago that Britney would completely self-destruct into trailer-park oblivion within 10 years. Lo and behold, she accomplishes this in half the time.
I think she’ll be lucky to make it to 35 without ending up either incarcerated, broke and homeless, a religious fanatic, or dead.
I can just imagine superfishs glee when he thought he could finally get the chance to make a update with this title. Oh the disapointment people are going to suffer when the actuall read.
I like how back then, she at least wore her wig kind of low on her forehead. It makes her forehead seem a lot smaller.
#50- that movie was pretty funny. I liked it.
Okay, kids! Let’s do the math on this one:
A twelve ounce can of Coca Cola has 150 calories. 24 cans of the stuff comes to 3600 calories a day. 3500 calories equals one pound of weight. Since one can safely assume Brit is also eating food on top of drinking soda, she is consuming liquid calories at a rate that will ensure she will gain a minimum of 1 pound a day.
Bear this in mind as well: An inactive woman needs about 13 calories per pound of body weight to sustain her weight. 3600 calories a day sustains a 277 pound woman.
And just as an aside, a $100,000 rehab stay that just replaces one stupid habit with another is just plain dumb. For half that I would be willing to lock the girl in my bathroom, feed her normal food and threaten to shoot her if she tries to get out and score any drugs. Hell, I’d threaten to shoot her just to threaten to shoot her. But I wouldn’t give her 3600 calories a day in soda. My cruelty knows some bounds.
#51 Spindoc, that’s a troll. That post was lifted from the other Britney thread. Good thing is, it only makes you hurl once.
It’s 24 lines of coke not cans. Sheesh.
Acting like a 12 year old? Not news.
She’s been frozen in her actions since 12.
I found one similarity between “b4″ and “after” Britney pictures… They both wear a wig!
ahha seriously
uhm, the addiction treatment facility didn’t give britney spears 24 cans of coke a day. she made the desicion to do so.
Maybe she’s enough empty cans by now to make a nice coca-cola necklet.The ringpullers she can wear as a ring.
Wow, Britney was pretty in the 1960′s.
Britney never really grew up. She was already really spoiled.
I think she now realizes what an enormous mistake it was to be involved with Kevin. Now she is stuck in her own misery.
I can only extend sympathy to someone who is clearly depressed but willing to honestly help themselves. Britney doesn’t seem to really want to help herself.
Soda is a natural replacement for anti-depressants.
Haha, love the Tate-LaBianca pre-trial look.
maybe she just needs multiple daily semen colonics to clean out her system
She must be a super human nobody can drink that much Coke in a day. I couldn’t even drink as much water as she is drinking Coke in a day.
new shitney posts on my blog!!!
hugs and poops,
mr poopillo
#61 TrimSpaBaby
Thanks! I didn’t realize that. Love the name by the way.
Oh, and I almost forgot, Tom Cruise sucks ALMOST as many cocks a day as Miss Spears Drinks Cokes.
my moms a nurse and she says that only the attending nurse and physicians have sinfo on patient. SO it must be some random nurse sneaking in or the attending is go nna get shit the underlings do what theyre told they get no info
in about one year, i’m sure britney will have cleaned up and shit and she’ll come back with a new album that’ll top the charts, win a few grammys and she’ll be all skinny and super secksy and shit like that and she’ll be on the cover of vanity fair and be all like “i was having a hard time, i was surrounded by fake people, blablabla” and it’ll be like mariah carey’s comeback where everyone is gonna love her and even the stupid press (which is now tearing her apart)will worshipping her.
extra points if she adds a nickname to her stupid little rehab act
I Love Britney Spears I from Brazil and lovely her. I wait that she come in Brazil for one tourne!
of course, she wants things her way! SHE IS BRITNEY SPEARS. she has been well-known since she was a pre-teen. she is a super star. she is on the same level as Marilyn Monroe… Marilyn did not show up for things, too. plus there are plenty of other famous people who ask for everything to be special…. duh.