Britney Spears, a former Pepsi spokeswoman, has become addicted to Coke and allegedly drinks 24 cans of Coca-Cola a day. Additionally, Star reports she’s been a terrible patient in rehab. An insider says:
“Britney has a seriously bad attitude problem. She’s been very demanding; acts like a 12-year-old and throws temper tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants! She refuses to pick up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid! She’s asking for this and that, special food, special everything … and she’s not that nice to anyone.” It’s likely that Spears is acting out, reports that mag, because she feels she doesn’t belong in rehab in the first place. “I heard she keeps saying she is just sick from postpartum depression and that she does not have any real addiction problem, which is a joke. She has an addiction.”
Is it smart for an addiction treatment facility to be giving somebody 24 cans of Coke a day? That’s like going to fat camp and being served fifteen meals of chocolate covered butter a day.
HerpesHilton | March 15, 2007 at 8:41 am
She looks like Princess Buttercup. So pretty…so CLEAN. *sigh*
LotE | March 15, 2007 at 8:44 am
Go go goo :D
Yes, here she looks untypically[for her] clean!
biatcho | March 15, 2007 at 8:45 am
I feel so sorry for her. She’s so young and confused, under so much pressure, and everybody is judging her. Even while she’s working hard to fix her personal problems, uncaring people make harsh comments. I hope she sees how this reflects poorly on them, not her. Go Brit!!! Love you!!!
chickiee2002 | March 15, 2007 at 8:45 am
She looks really great here. Hopefully she will get her act cleaned up and look like this again someday! Clean, and pretty!
Fifth Stooge | March 15, 2007 at 8:47 am
Addictions are the new black.
BarbadoSlim | March 15, 2007 at 8:48 am
Unclean piece of sewer trash Ugh, all that sugar and High Fructose Corn Syrup is gonna balloon her up reeeeal nice.
gossipfiend | March 15, 2007 at 8:49 am
Drinking large amounts of soda makes it alot easier to throw up, especially if you have very little in your system to trow up in the first place. It is probably a trick she learned from years of being bulimic
Fifth Stooge | March 15, 2007 at 8:50 am
#3 biatcho- I’m citing you 1 demerit for plagiarism.
fergernauster | March 15, 2007 at 8:50 am
To me, the most shocking & depressing component of all this Britney Spears fall-from-grace & rehab hoopla is that she does not seem to want her babies.
She is not fighting for her kids.
Perhaps because she is one herself.
Nsomniac | March 15, 2007 at 8:54 am
I believed this story right up until they said she used the word “postpartum”. At that point it lost all credibility. I’m pretty sure if you used that word in a sentence to her, she’d squint one eye, cock her head like a labrador, and reply with “is that like an afterparty or something?”
fergernauster | March 15, 2007 at 8:56 am
Wow. They actually COULD make her pretty at one time…
itspat | March 15, 2007 at 8:57 am
and she thinks “brooke shields” is something you put in your panty on heavy flow days.
PunjabPete | March 15, 2007 at 8:57 am
She is gonna get faaaaaattttt….
Acting like a 12 year old? Shocker!!!
Dean | March 15, 2007 at 8:59 am
Mmm… chocolate covered butter…
TrimSpaBaby | March 15, 2007 at 9:00 am
#9 Nobody ever says “no” to this stupid bitch – she does what she wants and she’s got the money to bankroll whatever her peabrain chooses to do. She can’t believe anyone is gonna cross her on doing what she wants with those kids, either.
She’ll bail out of rehab by Sunday, just wait.
okiedoke | March 15, 2007 at 9:02 am
What an old pic.
whackjob | March 15, 2007 at 9:03 am
pepsi = sweet innocence
coke = whore
Daldianus | March 15, 2007 at 9:04 am
Fatcamp is where she will be heading next if she keeps drinking 24 cans of Coke a day …
Daldianus | March 15, 2007 at 9:05 am
But I’d do the girl on the pic!
Dr.kevinpothead | March 15, 2007 at 9:06 am
“served fifteen meals of chocolate covered butter a day.”
LO-motherfuking-L!!!!!!!!!!!!
shes so hideous, and i dont feel sorry for her at all. i love when she hung out with paris herpes, going out and partying with 2 babies at home, flashin her vajayjay, and says “im sorry i partied so much i just havent had a birthday party in 2 years!” honey, let me tell you something, when you have kids, THEY COME FIRST!!!!!!!!!
worst.mom.EVER.
jrzmommy | March 15, 2007 at 9:09 am
24 cans of coke = 5 lines of coke.
Donkey | March 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
#17
LoL! I see a Pepsi ad coming out of this.
veggi | March 15, 2007 at 9:11 am
if by 12 cans of coke a day, they mean vicodin, hydrocodone, and vallum, then I might believe this story. And I
BarbadoSlim | March 15, 2007 at 9:12 am
@13…hahahaha you mean faaaaaattttt….er…
PunjabPete | March 15, 2007 at 9:14 am
LMAO….
julyper | March 15, 2007 at 9:14 am
24 cans of Coca-Cola a day? Considering she sleeps – at least – 8 hours, she drinks the 24 cans in 16 hours, so, 1.5 cans for hour? WOW.
sick from postpartum my ass, she just wants someone else to take care of her children while she’s “getting better”. Cow.
hiyalewzers | March 15, 2007 at 9:20 am
This story definitely seems real. All the Britney-in-rehab leaked confidential info stories seem real. Look, there’s a unicorn!
MonkeyBrains | March 15, 2007 at 9:20 am
24 cans of coke per day. The carbonation must be seeping from her pores. She must be using this rehab time to develop the ability to burp out the entire alphabet. She might be able to fart out the entire alphabet simultaneously.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 15, 2007 at 9:25 am
No wonder she’s gotten even fatter in rehab. Anyhow, she always seems to just switch one addiction for another.
veggi | March 15, 2007 at 9:30 am
hiyalewzers! bahahahahahah. unicorns. thank you.
guymorgan | March 15, 2007 at 9:36 am
COMMENT ABOUT HER BEING FAT WHEN SHE ISN’T GOES HERE :
lambman | March 15, 2007 at 9:42 am
Um, a can of coke has 155 calories, multiply that by 24 a day and that’s 3,720 calories a day just from Coca-Cola….that’s insane
Also, why is this rehab fascility releasing statements about her conditions, treatment and behavior every day? Isn’t there any sort of patient confidentiality?
TashaVin` | March 15, 2007 at 9:44 am
…which should put in every parents mind that they should smack them around when they need it, or you’ll end up like BS
jrzmommy | March 15, 2007 at 9:47 am
32–yeah, hello!! HIPPA laws? Well, in her case hippO laws. nyuk nyuk
jrzmommy | March 15, 2007 at 9:47 am
but it’s probably another resident or a real jerk off of an employee.
pana1718 | March 15, 2007 at 9:52 am
hopefully she will look like this again!
FRIST!!! | March 15, 2007 at 9:54 am
That’s so funny last night I had this dream that someone gave me this giant box of coke. And I was all like, how much did all this cost, and this dude was like 100 bucks. Wow that’s a lot for 100 bucks. Then I put some on a cookie sheet and stuck it in the oven. I don’t know why. Then I cut a cat’s paw and it turned into a cow. Then it died and I was really sad, because it was my favorite.
monkeyrotica | March 15, 2007 at 10:12 am
That pic is from YEARS ago, before she pooped out her first crotchfruit. Today she looks like the “after” picture.
MrSemprini | March 15, 2007 at 10:15 am
Send her to me. I will straighten this little tramp out and she will be a perfect lady when I get through with her. I do need to borrow a cattle prod, first. And, a kitten. And, a bottle of Vick’s Vap-O-Rub. And, some, uh, uhm, bacon. Mmmm, chewy, smoky bacon. ohhhhhhhh
ch474 | March 15, 2007 at 10:19 am
Deep at heart she’s always been a hillbilly from Louisiana. Soon she’ll just be a toothless hillbilly from Louisiana, birth’n babies like a PEZ dispenser.
GoFigure | March 15, 2007 at 10:28 am
@40 You mean like Mike Hamilton?
HollyJ | March 15, 2007 at 10:29 am
Of COURSE she drinks Coke… She’s from the South.. Southerners drink COKE not Pepsi–because Pepsi sucks blue whale schlong and tastes like the smell that comes out of a septic tank.
If she’s drinking lots of Coke, she’s prob not eating as much. Caffeine’s a known appetite killer.
DrPhowstus | March 15, 2007 at 10:29 am
@6 — Damn! I was gonna say the HFCS would do wonders for her hips you crafty fucker. That’s what I get for working and not doing the important shit.
This bitch must get delerium tremors when she’s away from Coke for more than a few minutes. That’s why she didn’t have a steady grip on that umbrella. Those caramel coated, nicotene laden lungs are really gonna affect her angelic singing voice. I for one am disappointed. And of course by disappointed I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Getting head from a unicorn could be painful.
Missallanpoe | March 15, 2007 at 10:43 am
Ah, I hardly post here anymore. But this…this gave me the lol’s. I can see someone trying to take a can of coke away from her and she trying to scratch their eyes out screaming, “precious!”. Time to switch back to water, Britney lard ass.
Lowlands | March 15, 2007 at 10:45 am
I remember when i got 24 cans in the rehab.Every 2 minutes i had to fill those 24 cans with petfood and then the next 24 etc.
Dr.kevinpothead | March 15, 2007 at 10:47 am
MonkeyBrains on March 15, 2007 9:20 AM
24 cans of coke per day. The carbonation must be seeping from her pores. She must be using this rehab time to develop the ability to burp out the entire alphabet. She might be able to fart out the entire alphabet simultaneously.
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!!!!!!
fucking funny shit, MonkeyBrains!!!!!!
theres a video of her on utube all fucked up, rolling on X and beltching like a linebacker
HollyJ | March 15, 2007 at 10:53 am
maybe they took away her Cheetohs
hilaroushillary | March 15, 2007 at 10:57 am
wow, this pic really looks like what .. taken 30 years ago. Yeah, it’s been so long since she looked like that. stupid bitch.
sea | March 15, 2007 at 11:15 am
Addicts typically crave lots of sweet sugary substances in rehab. It’s their bodies way of trying to adjust without the drugs. Especially if they are coming off of hard drugs like cocaine or heroin. I love how she makes up lies (depression, not needing rehab) and yet the truth always comes back to bite her.
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 15, 2007 at 11:26 am
There’s this Ryan Reynolds flick, “Best Friends”, that’s not too funny however Anna Faris plays this poptart that’s modelled on Britney Spears. When I had the misfortune of watching it, I thought Faris was being intentionally over the top in portraying said poptart as overly possessive, incredibly insecure, and an all around slut/freak. Now I am not so sure. Is there anyone out there who is truly praying for Brit anymore?