On her official site, Britney Spears is asking fans to vote on a new album title. She writes:
“You’ll Never See it My Way, Because You’re Not Me”
Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.
Possible Album Titles:
1. OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if hte Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
I’m pretty sure they’re all joke titles, which makes it funny that she lumped ‘Integrity’ and ‘Dignity’ in with ‘OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.’ I mean, yeah, they’re equally laughable to associate with Britney Spears but I didn’t think she knew that. And she left off “I Heart Cheetos” because, well, I guess you can’t put the actual album title up with a bunch of joke ones.
If you look at that pic on her website you can see a big chunk missing out of her left side where they did a terrible job of photoshoping her arm, to move it higher? It looks terrible.
Haha! You are hilarious! But I personally think “I <3 Cheetos” should be her big hit, not her album title. And lucky for her, I already wrote it for her! Good thing, because she’s so busy shaving off pieces of her hair she doesn’t have enough time to write songs. Or to put panties on.
Brit’s new hit single:
“(Verse 1:)
It’s sad that you can’t see
Everything inside of me
My hopes, my dreams, my loss, my pain
Will I have to go rehab again?
(Chorus:)
Oh, woah, no no no
Oh, woah, I Heart Cheetos
No, no, can’t believe I’m fatter then J-Lo
Woah, oh, baby I love them Cheetos
(Verse 2:)
K-Fed, my ma, paparazzi
Bringin me down
But as long as I have cheetos
I’ll neva wear a frown!
(Chorus again)
(Verse 3, rapping:)
I know that I’ve done wrong
My fashion sense is gone
But still I ask
Believe in me.
I attack you with umbrellas
And sleep with trashy fellas
But I’m still hot
I watch pornography!”
She should design a soap for Wal-Mart and call it “Washed Up”. Then throw the babies out with the bath water.
#69 Hah!
#96- I think this site mostly exists to make fun of celebrities.
Good album titles. I think she should try rock songs about life being difficult.
“It’s Britney Bitch”. Catch phrase referring to career suicide.
I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!
Looks like she have some serious psychologic issues to deal with, as this behaviour is far from expected from a influential celebrity like her. The recent news are awful, she got in trouble again… again.