On her official site, Britney Spears is asking fans to vote on a new album title. She writes:
“You’ll Never See it My Way, Because You’re Not Me”
Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.
Possible Album Titles:
1. OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if hte Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
I’m pretty sure they’re all joke titles, which makes it funny that she lumped ‘Integrity’ and ‘Dignity’ in with ‘OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.’ I mean, yeah, they’re equally laughable to associate with Britney Spears but I didn’t think she knew that. And she left off “I Heart Cheetos” because, well, I guess you can’t put the actual album title up with a bunch of joke ones.
b | June 14, 2007 at 10:40 am
Loves it! Number 1 all the way
Bradley | June 14, 2007 at 10:42 am
So stupid
push my cherry | June 14, 2007 at 10:42 am
FIRST bitches! well vote! wtf: are you waiting for! Britney, is the shit!
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 14, 2007 at 10:42 am
How about, “NOBODY GIVES A FUCK” for an album title. Does that work?
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 14, 2007 at 10:43 am
It’s not like it matters what she calls it because judging by her recent ‘performances’(and her music in general) it’s gonna blow…
ccc | June 14, 2007 at 10:44 am
lol
ER | June 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
“I heart cheetos”……LMAO!!!!
push my cherry | June 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
getyourhandoutmycat, you blow! horse nuts, matter of fact!
Honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
“Bald n Loud.”
S.A.L. | June 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
What’s truly sad is that the Diode doesn’t realize that nobody’s laughing WITH her….and while “Nobody gives a fuck” would be most appropriate, she wouldn’t want to set a bad example for her kids by dropping the “f-bomb”….’cause we all know she’s SOOOO classy like that….
stickykeys | June 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
how about “Blow”? works on so many levels: she blows her rehab workers, she does blow, her music blows, her sense of style blows, she blows vomit chunks…
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 10:56 am
The biggest joke is that picture — she hasn’t looked even remotely like that since the 20th century.
YouRang | June 14, 2007 at 10:58 am
How about “If You Buy This Album You’re Retarded.”
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 14, 2007 at 10:58 am
# 8…given the choice to blow you or the horse i’d pick the horse over your chode anytime :)
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 14, 2007 at 11:02 am
…And it should read ‘You’ll never see it my way, because you’re sane’
ya_rly | June 14, 2007 at 11:04 am
from britney spears’ platninum access fan page:
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Hey, y’all! I’ve got a hot new album coming out this summer – it’s going to sizzle like a hamburger on a hot skillet next to a boiling vat of french fries!
Speaking of hamburgers, you might notice a particular theme in this album – I don’t want to give it away (like so many other things I do), but I’ll give you a hint: what to Jimmy Buffett, Wimpy, and In-N-Out (yum!) have in common?
Here’s the playlist; on the site for “standard access” fans, they get to help pick an album title, but since you’re platinum, you get to see what’s actually going to be on the album!
1. Cheeseburger in Paradise (Cover)
2. Gladly Pay You Tuesday (For a Hamburger Today)
3. Sean Preston [U Gonna Eat All That?]
4. Anything for Extra Cheese
5. Vicodin Express
6. Get Dirty
7. Rehab Interlude
8. Get Dirty II
9. Counselor [Is that a Cheeseburger in Your Pants?]
10. Left My Wallet in Malibu [So Can I Hang Out With U]
11. Thong Song (Cover)
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RichPort | June 14, 2007 at 11:05 am
Let’s name it DIGNITY. Then we can name her remix OXYMORON.
fluxus008 | June 14, 2007 at 11:05 am
how about:
‘i am guilty of false advertising in using 6 yr old photos of me in promotional releases’
i like that.
SQUEEZE MY CANALOPES! | June 14, 2007 at 11:06 am
Britney, rocks, all of you losers…….don’t quite that cubical office job! bitches!
Brock Landers | June 14, 2007 at 11:08 am
Jesus Christ who gives a fuck. Get back into shape, be hot again and then I promise we’ll be into it.
VCHAGZ | June 14, 2007 at 11:14 am
Dignity is Hilary Duff’s album. I guess that’s the joke.
Coco | June 14, 2007 at 11:14 am
is anyone else tempted to sign up to the site just so we can vote for #1? it’s not a hilarious title, but it’s kinda funny…. no?
veggi | June 14, 2007 at 11:16 am
@19- I could tell you were retarded from your post, but then your link sealed the deal.
YouRang | June 14, 2007 at 11:18 am
Jeez #19, You need to learn a little thing called tolerance. There’s no reason for you to come here and be mean.
havoc | June 14, 2007 at 11:18 am
How about
Cue Ball, Ya’ll!
Trainwreck
Flasher
Don’t Trip on My Nipple Slip
.
Bugman4045 | June 14, 2007 at 11:20 am
@11 & 13 LMAO
My suggestions:
1. Smells Like Desperation
2. Wanna Be Your MILF
3. From Disney To Disgusting, My Life so far
Asthma is Sexy | June 14, 2007 at 11:28 am
My vote goes to ‘MY VAGINA’S LIKE A CAR WRECK: YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE IT, BUT YOU CAN’T BRING YOURSELF TO LOOK AWAY’.
It’s guaranteed platinum.
Zoey Lund | June 14, 2007 at 11:29 am
“Jesus Christ who gives a fuck. Get back into shape, be hot again and then I promise we’ll be into it.”
Once one experiences the making of a commercial hot-dog one is loath to consume them ever again.
The same sentiment can be attached here.
PARIS HILTON | June 14, 2007 at 11:30 am
i THINK THAT MAYBE ALL OF YOU NEED SOME HELP, WITH YOU’RE LOVE LIVES, BECAUSE IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE, YOU DON’T GET ANYTHING, BUT A NORMAL BEAT SESSION! SORRY JACKASSES!
Bogdana | June 14, 2007 at 11:35 am
I think we should make up some of our own. I’m not feeling particuarly creative but hey, its a start.
1. Hole-y fishnets is the closest I get to spirituality anymore
2. My vagina looks like something SPF made with gray play dough
3. Brain Slugs would Starve if I had one on my Head
4. I Heart Gillette
5. Please Leave Me Alone No Wait Come Back
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 11:43 am
How about……Fat Girl in a Skinny Girl’s Outfit…..
QueenBuzz | June 14, 2007 at 11:44 am
That is beyond sad. I’m almost lost for words.
Binky | June 14, 2007 at 11:46 am
‘Rehab Baby – One more Chance’ ?
‘ Not Worth the Download ‘ ?
Coco | June 14, 2007 at 11:51 am
@ 30 – creative enough, i’m laughing. any more?
POLLYWANTACRACKER | June 14, 2007 at 11:52 am
I THINK THAT ALL OF YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT MORNING WOOD, OUT OF YOU’RE ASSES!
Megathy | June 14, 2007 at 11:53 am
I think it’s hilarious that she charges $30 to be her fan, and, you know, see her website.
bungoone | June 14, 2007 at 11:54 am
19, by the looks of your spelling and punctuation, i don’t think you should be giving out advice at “quite”-ing anything since you probably dropped out of school in 6th grade.
Coco | June 14, 2007 at 11:56 am
@ 35 (and anyone else who struggles massively with this basic rule of grammar)
You’re = you are
Your = something belonging to you.
Get it? Please dear god tell me you get it…
COCO, YOUR BEATH STINKS! | June 14, 2007 at 12:08 pm
COCO, YOU SUCK DOG NUTS! ARE YOU STILL FOAMING AT THESE BRITNEY SPEARS, SNATCH SHOTS? I THOUGHT SO!
shaitan ????? | June 14, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Guys you don’t have to be so cruel, when talking about her. I think she is very sweet, and charming.
Miserable Bastard | June 14, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Isn’t it hard to record an actual album when you lip-synch everything?
Coco | June 14, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Chillax “your breath stinks” . It’s difficult to take anything you yanks have to say seriously when you can’t even fucking spell
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 12:32 pm
first off: that pic iz not her
body..shez fuckin fat…
herez an idea:
MOMMIEFUCKINDEAREST THINKZ SHEZ
STILL A TEENY POPZTAR…
OR:
MOMMIEDEAREZT HATEZ HER KIDZ!
jus'stupid | June 14, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Or “Oops a flashed it again”
“where’d my drawers go?”
JesusTheEverLovingChrist-IAintNoJewNoMoe-Yo-Yo... | June 14, 2007 at 12:35 pm
#28 – You rang?
I think we need to call her album “Pushing Up Daisys”… And one of you “lambs” needs to go drop that whore with a magnum like the rabbid water buffalo she is… The villagers must be protected… I would send a disciple but you assholes keep locking them up and calling them fucking crazy. You meat puppets are seriously pissing me off… And Dad gave you a soul…. Shit…
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 12:37 pm
#41=haz a good point!
Brittney, U f’n kill me..
I see old people still
singing(for real) and your
above singing for what little
fanz U have..U R a fuckin JOKE!
sea | June 14, 2007 at 12:43 pm
RE: title number 3- Down Boy
Are there any boys still getting up for her?
LL | June 14, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Next, she’ll be asking for help with lyrics (her pea-brained fans couldn’t do any worse, I suppose), then she’ll ask if anyone out there can play the synthesizer, then she’ll need help with the sound engineering. Basically, she’s making this shit in her basement and the subscription fee to view her site (what could possibly be on there the world hasn’t seen already? Her colonoscopy?) is funding her next record.
Like Coco says, “your” is the possessive, “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are.” If you want to defend Britney on this site, you might want to demonstrate some decent English grammar and punctuation, otherwise you just look like a retard, and Britney’s got that one covered.
My vote for a title: If You Buy My Album, I Promise You’ll Never Have To See My Bajingo Again
LL | June 14, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Isn’t it about time for Lohan to run into something with her car, or be seen sloppy drunk in public or expose her naughty bits for the cameras? How about all 3, or, as I like to call it, the Lohan Trifecta?
C’mon, Lindsay. Your public awaits your next move. Britney and Paris are hogging all the limelight.
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 1:14 pm
I think itz funny how she
lip=synch for the house of
bluez…In the old dayz, she
would of been on TV or did
a concert…
No more concertz for thiz bitch..
that can be the title of her next
record label:
No more concertz for thiz bitch!