Britney Spears is under investigation for possible child abuse. According to TMZ:
An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney’s lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court. We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we’re told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation. A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today’s appearance.
Sadly, this had to be the easiest case to put together. All investigators had to do is follow her to McDonald’s and watch her set the kids under the French fry lamp. She usually returns to get them after a couple of days. It’s kind of cute actually. They help make the milkshakes, and fall asleep in the lap of the Ronald McDonald statue. Yeah, they might get burnt by grease every now and then, but goddamn if they aren’t safe for once. Poor little scamps.
havoc | August 27, 2007 at 3:30 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!
No wait a minute. I still don’t give a shit……
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Edan | August 27, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Hurrah!
veggo | August 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm
look! I”m this many!
Malffy Hernandes | August 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm
What’s to investigate; anyone who even watches the 10 o’clock news regulary knows this bitch is guilty.
Ooba Gooba | August 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Those kids are doomed because they will never take them away from her. She has $$$$$, and that’s all that matters in her case. They will be making headlines in about 18 years for alcohol, drugs, fighting, and car chases.
Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I love the Big Lots wig she is wearing.
foreverbetterthandee. | August 27, 2007 at 3:39 pm
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20053226,00.html
If you’re bored, you can check this site out. 25 biggest hollywood scandals since 1982…..you know, if you’re sick of looking at the finger that was stuck up kevins ass.
Mike | August 27, 2007 at 3:39 pm
#3 Hey Veggo, you talk to Jimbo in e-mail? If so, ask him for my e-mail.
JayJay | August 27, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Well, the poor little Yorkie has a broken leg so who knows what the hell happened to the kids.
Donson | August 27, 2007 at 3:41 pm
This is what happens to you when you marry Kevin Federline.
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Don’t do it veggi, all he does is ask for nekked pics of you!!!
Chauncey Gardner | August 27, 2007 at 3:43 pm
What’s with that photo? Is she the new Bride of Chucky?
*** | August 27, 2007 at 3:43 pm
god she’s so stupid
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Britney sure needs some more airbrushin. Why does she look so greasy all the time these days?
4 words: Cover Girl pressed powder
Duchess of Dork | August 27, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Oh, I hope they take those children from her for good. It would be the best thing for everyone.
sane-o | August 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Big props to the first poster for not shouting “first”. It is an infintely classier move that makes us respect you so much more than any hobo that does announce “first” as if it’s some sort of accomplishment
Texas Tranny | August 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Damn that’s a long ass finger. I bet that would feel good up my ass.
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 3:47 pm
She should be investigated. Remember the footage of her and Jayden when she was on the phone and holding the baby and smoking the cigarette and then she puts her thumb in his head to make an ashtray and then just drops him and walks off??? That was CRAZY!!!
jrzmommy | August 27, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Q: Hey, Britney, how many chromosomes are each of your kids missing?
Mike | August 27, 2007 at 3:51 pm
#11, damn that was harsh. I didn’t just ask for naked pictures. I was so nice to you. I used to e-mail you, and loved talking to you, until you didn’t reply to me anymore. I didn’t ask for more pictures, but darn, don’t have to put me down so bad. I am a half decent guy.
Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 3:51 pm
@14 I think she just needs a paper bag to put over her head.
And what is wrong with “nekked pics”?:)
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I was only teasing Mike!!! That’s what I do!!!
Texas Tranny | August 27, 2007 at 3:56 pm
@21
I agree, I send mine all the time. To anybody that wants to see. (and of legal age)
Mike | August 27, 2007 at 3:57 pm
#21 Thanks Bite Me! But don’t say that, don’t lose your friendship with her, she is great. I see I already screwed up, and I wish I hadn’t, FRIST was or is still a great person and very sweet.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | August 27, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I knew she was in trouble when she took the kids to Mike Vicks place to “play with the puppies”
Mike | August 27, 2007 at 3:58 pm
#22 Kari, if you are just teasing, why haven’t you e-mailed me back then? Been like a week.
Donson | August 27, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I bet if I could go back in time and destroy Kevin Federline…..I could preserve Britney’s hotness.
candycorn | August 27, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Fish, can you PLEASE do another post on Zac Efron? I don’t mean like every day, but occasionally. I’m in love with him! And no I’m not a 15 year old girl-I’m 17. :) And I hate High School Musical, but I love Hairspray! And I hate his girlfriend. >:(
Anyway, please do more posts on him!! I know you’d get a LOT more visitors if you did.
lambman | August 27, 2007 at 4:02 pm
so they made some allegations, but we don’t know what they are or whether or not they’re true.
awesome,
my comment | August 27, 2007 at 4:03 pm
What I learned from this site:
CELEBRITIES AND ATHLETES ARE STUPID FU(CKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big | August 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm
So very sad.
ok I am over my weak moment
Naked pictures?
Binky | August 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Looks like she’s doin a bit of deep fishin’ with that index finger.
(The other finger is likely a diversion)
JP | August 27, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but why the hell does she have to sit so close to the steering wheel? Who is she, Mr. Magoo? If the airbag went off, it’s going to inflate directly into her nostrils and her head will explode. That is all.
LL | August 27, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Not that I think Britney should be in charge of anybody, including herself, obviously, but this seems like a pretty transparent effort on K-Fed’s part to squeeze more money outta Britney. And I salute him for it.
Christian | August 27, 2007 at 4:09 pm
She looks like Divine from John Waters’s old films…
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Mike, I did!
bob | August 27, 2007 at 4:14 pm
pssst #28 there isn’t much of an age difference between a 15 and a 17 year old. it’s quite evident by what you wrote in your post.
shouldn’t you be in daycare?
woodhorse | August 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm
10 POUNDS OF SHIT IN A 5 POUND BAG.
THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT HER FOR NOW.
bob | August 27, 2007 at 4:19 pm
33, she’s sitting on the passenger’s side. because it’s britney, i’m sure everyone can mistake her hand for the hairy dude’s hand that is on the steering wheel.
Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 4:19 pm
@36 So did I!!! Youv’e got mail
hotty chef | August 27, 2007 at 4:19 pm
K Fed and Britney should both be sterilized.
@33 What’s more likely to happen should the airbags deploy is the convertable behind her being savagly accosted by her dime store hair peice.
candycorn | August 27, 2007 at 4:20 pm
37, I don’t understand how my post intimates I’m immature or whatever. Because I have a crush on a celebrity? Yeah, because only little girls are allowed to think a celebrity is hot. I’d just like to see more of him on this site. :)
Frick! | August 27, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Yeh, and Britneys also being investigated for animal abuse as well since one of her dogs apparently has a broken leg. I still can’t believe fishy never posted the fricken NASTY pic of Britney Spears without her extensions (not that her extensions are great either, tacky)…its the most HORRID pic I’ve ever seen of her. She literally looks like a chunky, 50 year old corny ass housewife. I swear to god this girl has clones, she always looks so different. Have you people seen it? It not, check out x17online (total Britney ass kisser site; blech, but oh well) its on a side pic and says “Britney au naturel”; as if she looks good or something. Well, the pic is probably else where as well. It just goes to show you what magic they can do with this girl with the right makeup, etc, etc. and how fabricated so many of our favorite stars are. All the photoshopping, etc. Goes to show you that most of them are not much better looking than the rest of us common folk!
Mike | August 27, 2007 at 4:21 pm
#36, FRIST, after the pictures, I replied, and you never e-mailed me back.
Smoking Hot | August 27, 2007 at 4:32 pm
What, no “I’d still hit it” comments? This skank is so gross, she is a gazillionaire and she looks worse than most younger women in 3rd world countries who have not a pot to piss in. She has NO excuses. And while her nasty appearance could be forgiven if she were a decent person, just a naive, homegrown Southern girl, she is not. She is a selfish, STUPID, low-life woman who neglects her own children, and that makes her ugly. I hope K Fed gets those boys. I have no doubt he is way more stable than Britney. Sorry. but once you have kids, you don’t get to go out and act like a skank and get drunk and kiss strangers and show off your shaven cooter and generally act all-around psycho and get away with it. She should get her ass back in rehab along with all the other fvkced up 20-somethings who can’t live without drugs and alcohol – Paris, Lindsay, Amy Winehouse, and a whole slew of other lesser known stars. Boo hoo hoo. Lots of normal folks would give anything to have a chance to go to Promises but instead are lucky if they can even afford the cheapest rehab! Spoiled bitches.
Ooba Gooba | August 27, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Where are all of Twitney’s dumbass 13-year old fans saying that everything would be perfect if Twitney and Justin would just get back together?
lostinspace | August 27, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Maybe Britney and Justin SHOULD get back together.
The perfect couple- I can’t stand either of them, and they both annoy the shit out of me.
BaldAsBritney | August 27, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Apparently she was making the children listen to all her old cd’s non stop.
I'llDefendYouBrit | August 27, 2007 at 4:53 pm
That is the finger Britney uses to check her children’s temperatures when they say they are sick and they say they are sick each time they see mommy. Britney jams that finger straight up there pouty little buttholes and if it comes out blistered she’ll take them to the ER. To this day the finger has never come out blistered. That is how her daddy use to take her temperature.
jrzmommy | August 27, 2007 at 4:53 pm
46–There’s one up above named candycorn.