Britney Spears investigated for child abuse

August 27th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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Britney Spears is under investigation for possible child abuse. According to TMZ:

An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney’s lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court. We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we’re told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation. A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today’s appearance.

Sadly, this had to be the easiest case to put together. All investigators had to do is follow her to McDonald’s and watch her set the kids under the French fry lamp. She usually returns to get them after a couple of days. It’s kind of cute actually. They help make the milkshakes, and fall asleep in the lap of the Ronald McDonald statue. Yeah, they might get burnt by grease every now and then, but goddamn if they aren’t safe for once. Poor little scamps.


  1. Smoking Hot

    What, no “I’d still hit it” comments? This skank is so gross, she is a gazillionaire and she looks worse than most younger women in 3rd world countries who have not a pot to piss in. She has NO excuses. And while her nasty appearance could be forgiven if she were a decent person, just a naive, homegrown Southern girl, she is not. She is a selfish, STUPID, low-life woman who neglects her own children, and that makes her ugly. I hope K Fed gets those boys. I have no doubt he is way more stable than Britney. Sorry. but once you have kids, you don’t get to go out and act like a skank and get drunk and kiss strangers and show off your shaven cooter and generally act all-around psycho and get away with it. She should get her ass back in rehab along with all the other fvkced up 20-somethings who can’t live without drugs and alcohol – Paris, Lindsay, Amy Winehouse, and a whole slew of other lesser known stars. Boo hoo hoo. Lots of normal folks would give anything to have a chance to go to Promises but instead are lucky if they can even afford the cheapest rehab! Spoiled bitches.

  2. Ooba Gooba

    Where are all of Twitney’s dumbass 13-year old fans saying that everything would be perfect if Twitney and Justin would just get back together?

  3. lostinspace

    Maybe Britney and Justin SHOULD get back together.
    The perfect couple- I can’t stand either of them, and they both annoy the shit out of me.

  4. BaldAsBritney

    Apparently she was making the children listen to all her old cd’s non stop.

  5. I'llDefendYouBrit

    That is the finger Britney uses to check her children’s temperatures when they say they are sick and they say they are sick each time they see mommy. Britney jams that finger straight up there pouty little buttholes and if it comes out blistered she’ll take them to the ER. To this day the finger has never come out blistered. That is how her daddy use to take her temperature.

  6. jrzmommy

    46–There’s one up above named candycorn.

  7. candycorn

    50-Uh, okay? I can’t stand Britney Spears. I’m 17, not a silly little tween who likes whatever I’m told to like.
    I don’t appreciate everyone making comments about how I’m a dumb little fan – you don’t see me acting like krazihotkelli or any of the trolls, but you still consider me a stupid little girl, which I’m not. So say what you will, but you just sound stupid.

  8. cocainomanus

    51 HAHAHA !!!
    Kelli? Or Kelli2.0?

  9. candycorn

    I don’t know , just some stupid girl I’ve seen on here who uses z’s instead of s’s and uses a lot of weird faces and stuff with whatever she types.
    I don’t think English is her first language. Or second. Or third, really…

  10. It’s sad for these kids. Emotional abuse is still abuse.

    I have my own sexual child abuse stories that I am sharing at http://childabusestories.blogspot.com if you want to read, share or connect with others.

  11. Sad Dog

    Meh. Unlike Michael Vick and DMX, she’s very attentive and affection toward her pets, and that’s all that matters to me. Fuck the kids.

  12. this girl is a mess. she had everything and the devil is slowly but surely taking away all the gifts that she has been blessed with. She needs to go to rehab and find Jesus. I feel so bad for her.

    a middle finger?
    i know she wants to be a bad ass, but its just nasty now.
    her image is gone.

  13. You know the sad thing is, she’ll probably not lose custody and/or get help. She’s off her rocker but hey, she’s rich and famous, so I’m sure people will cater to her no matter how fucked she is.

  14. BunnyButt

    I see she is indeed sitting in the passenger seat, but at first I thought she was in the driver’s seat and sitting close to the wheel so she could steer with her tits. That way, her hands would be free to hang onto the kids, the dog … or whatever.

  15. JHM

    Man, why doesnt this dumb beotch just do us all a favor, and kill herself!

  16. GimmeABreak

    Truly a sign of the times!
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/

  17. bob

    here 42, this is why

    “And I hate High School Musical, but I love Hairspray! And I hate his girlfriend. >:(”

    wtf are you kidding me? did you bother to read what you wrote?

  18. gotmilk?

    53, that’s funny. krazykellikunt hasn’t been on here in a while….

  19. candycorn

    61-I was kidding about his girlfriend … wow. Who would be superficial enough to hate someone based on who they were dating? There are enough conspiracy theories going on about them, anyways.
    And I don’t see anything wrong about loving Hairspray. I don’t like it just because of him but I love him in it. And so what if I hate High School Musical, I would think you would too, as should most of America.

  20. britt

    Why cant they just FUCKING leave her ALONE, JEEZ

  21. lmao

    “Who would be superficial enough to hate someone based on who they were dating?”

    anyone on this site. hence the name, the superficial. lol

  22. starscanfrighten

    God, I can’t stand this cooze. I agree 100% with post #45, Smoking Hot. With all her money, this skank has absolutely no excuse for looking the way she does. Desperate, delusional, idiotic ho.

  23. wedgeone

    This is what the fixation on dog abuse has done.

    Look, folks, it’s simple. We only have enough resources to ensure that the kids aren’t abused. Given that nobody wants to pay taxes, it’s a zero-sum game with a limited pot of money. As soon as all the kids are watched over and protected, sure, let’s try to take better care of the pets. Until then, if even one kid is abused or neglected under our watch, I don’t give a fuck if one thousand dogs are slow-roasted on a spit – I won’t pay a dime or expend a calorie of energy for dogs at the expense of kids. Anybody who argues otherwise is a psychopath.

  24. candycorn

    65-Well, if you all do it, I don’t see why I was thought of as an immature little girl for being (inaccurately) perceived that way.

  25. Cardinzl Ximenez

    She should be ticketed for no seat belt.

  26. Danklin24

    Damn, if she got any closer to that stearing wheel she’d be eating it, which she probably does gnaw on it anyway since she’s probably never cooked a meal in her life.

  27. wtf

    wtf???with the content & comments when did superficial become just a lame dating posting site?

  28. Britney Spears pics…

  29. Gulag

    Does anyone remember times when Britney said she wanted to be a good mom like Madonna? And Madonna had Britney printed on her shirt? I wonder if Madonna dared to do that anymore. If she did, she would ruin her career.

    PS krazykellikunt :D

  30. MJ

    Already? That’s fast! I thought somebody had to die first

  31. MJ

    # 64 I wish she was your mom

  32. Lili

    I’d like to understand why she got pregnant TWiCE, if she can’t even handle one. This is so sad for the babies.

  33. Frick!

    I swear to god Britney is the first human clone; she always looks so different. Some days pretty, some days awful. Almost all days her fashion sense sucks! But maybe the cloning explains why she’s so messed up…it was all working fine in the beginning…now the clones gone mad!!!

  34. Jesse

    God!
    Ofcourse she hasn’t done child abuse
    And you all are being stupid!
    Yeah so she has shit load of money,
    just because she has tons don’t mean she like has to use it one her looks!
    Hello!
    There are people on this Earth who don’t always wanna look like barbies everyday! ( I mean…sit 5 hours each day and have 20 people touching their faces and pulling their hair!)
    And anyhow, the dogs are just hurt by the kids! hello! Their just like 1 year old!
    You expexct them to know algabra now too!?!
    Shes just through rough times!
    Why dont we all just please leave her alone!
    Why don’t we bother complaining more about global warming or something rather than look at how fat or thin she is or how much she bothers too work!
    PLEASE think twice will ya!
    And guys! So shes a bit fucked I admit it!
    But there are a MILLIOn and maybe more people in this world who do even crazier things! Why bother ONE, YOUNG, INNOCENT WOMAN WITH A FEW CERTAIN ISSUES JUST because she is more SUCCESSDFUL than I bet YOU, or ME, or anyone here will ever be! And she aint famous cause shes posing nude or something.
    Dont you remember 10 years ago!
    All that awesome music she made!

  35. Ooba Gooba

    Jesse, calm down. Take a pill. And look again at the last sentence you wrote. Then take a few more pills.

  36. Amanda S.

    Even Jesus is ashamed of her. I know….he told me.
    Oh, and awesome music? Um…..NO!

  37. Morning Wood

    Jesse, you are proof that some people in this world should NEVER re-produce.
    If you could take your nose out of her ass for 5 minutes the truth would be obvious for you.

    This chic could make the hardest wood limp….

  38. BaldAsBritney

    Jesse you asre the best. While your entire post was unintentionally hilarious my favourite part was:

    “You expexct them to know algabra now too!?!”

    Oh no, I don’t, since I don’t even know what the fuck algabra is.

  39. Morning Wood

    # 82 Figures, you dipshit…..

    And remember “Jesse you arse the best”

    What ever you geek…

  40. terry

    I wonder if she takes care of her kids the way she takes care of that wig.

    Classy hair!

  41. BaldAsBritney

    #83 oops my finger must have slipped.

    Bet you haven’t heard that since you were an altar boy eh ?

  42. Spanky

    Yeah Morning Wood why so angry? Boyfriend not come home last night or something?

  43. Wicked Wendy

    Whatever…..come on !!! REALLY……..

  44. Somebody should have cut out her uterus a LONG time ago.

  45. tromba

    Compare & contrast:

    Katie Holmes’ and Tom Cruise’s handling of and attention to Suri.

    Britney and K’Fed’s handling of and attention to whoever they are.

    Want to wager which of these kids wind up addicted to drugs, in jail or dead by age 21?

  46. mywellrehearsedmistake

    82. It might be underwear for alligators. That’s what it sounds like to me.

  47. norton

    It’s about time.

  48. baby t

    y is ur hair looking like dat an u look so pretty u should fix ur hair to go with ur prettiness ok and try smiling alot cause u look more beautiful when u smile

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