Britney Spears inspires art that’s not porn for once

October 1st, 2007 // 64 Comments
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Britney Spears was the subject of over 50 pieces of art at a Hollywood gallery over the weekend. Reuters has the details:

“We reached out to a number of artists and found Britney is such a polarizing character these days,” said Steven Corfe, a co-curator of the show with Thairin Smothers.
“People absolutely adored her and wanted to celebrate her bubblegum, pop princess years. Or, they thought she was an irresponsible mother or wanted to play up the drug side of things,” Corfe added. “The show reflects that whole spectrum.”
Pieces range from a portrait of the 25-year-old singer, “Gum Blond XLVIII” by Jason Kronenwald, made of chewed bubble gum, to the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre) “Snake Charmer” by Jamie Boling, based on a paparazzi photo of Britney exiting a car with her skirt hiked up and no panties on.

Eh, this is nothing. I’ve been making Britney-inspired art for years. Hell, just yesterday I shoved two pipe cleaner arms on a Quarter Pounder and threw some glitter on it. I won an award for “Most Life-like Piece of Art Ever.” In fact, when I was driving home with “Brit Royale with Cheese” in the front seat, I was swarmed by paparazzi at a red light. If you start hearing reports about Britney making out with the sexiest man alive, you know what happened. I got hungry. And maybe a tad turned on. I’ve said too much. I don’t want to jinx myself and ruin my first real chance at love.


  1. TS

    Leatherdaddy,
    If I am ever 1st (god forbid), I am not sure what I will say. What I will not be saying is “first.” as if I just won a race or something. It’ll probably be something totally dumb and completely unrelated like:

    “I want to dip my balls in it” or “suck it long”

    Anything but “FIRST!!!”

  2. darkman

    Oh come on people! “Brit Royale with Cheese” is the funniest, backhanded movie reference-slap in her cheetos eating face line ever!

  3. JM

    Judy, go write your own blog or at least some witty shit worth reading in the comments instead of the same tired complaints about the fish not having anything interesting to say.

    Oh, and just because it’s a huge pet peeve, IRREGARDLESS is not a god damn word people. I realize you put it in quotes, and I don’t follow your posts too often leatherdaddy, so it could be a joke for all I know. In that case, please irredisregard this message. Everyone else should know better now.

  4. MrSemprini

    TT, you didn’t ruin your taffeta did you?

    Seriously, find the painter and cut his head open and eat his brain. Alrighty, then…

  5. MrSemprini,
    No, never. I never ruin any of my “girlie” things. Unless of course, by ruin, you mean cum stains.

  6. TS

    What the hell is taffeta?

  7. D. Richards

    Judy, Judy, Judy. Did my dad only go for you buttochs? He is such an anal-beserker. Gay jokes, lol. You’re funny. Now, go fuck your mother.

  8. Lucy

    In the second picture, the painting on the left is cool. It’s back when she was all pretty and whatnot.

    I know Britney’s a moron, but I feel bad for her. The paparazzi need to fuck off and die. What vermin. She, and many other celebrities, would be a lot better off without paparazzi stalkers.

    Of course, some starlets couldn’t exactly cope without them. But of course, they’re the ones with no talent *cough* Paris *cough*. Without the paparazzi making celebrities out of retards, there would probably be a lot more talent in Hollywood.

  9. IWONKY

    Hot News – Britney just lost her kids!!! ( heard it on network TV – ingest with grain of salt )

  10. Naruelle

    LOL I actually painted a picture of her for my design class :/ too bad I suck at painting but if u wanna give it a look -

    http://naru.deviantart.com/art/Britney-Spears-playing-Card-48886157

    LOL i can’t paint. this was the first painting I did… since 9th grade.

  11. IWONKY

    Hey, you’re pretty talented, Naruelle. Good job!

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