Britney Spears inspires art that’s not porn for once

October 1st, 2007 // 64 Comments
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Britney Spears was the subject of over 50 pieces of art at a Hollywood gallery over the weekend. Reuters has the details:

“We reached out to a number of artists and found Britney is such a polarizing character these days,” said Steven Corfe, a co-curator of the show with Thairin Smothers.
“People absolutely adored her and wanted to celebrate her bubblegum, pop princess years. Or, they thought she was an irresponsible mother or wanted to play up the drug side of things,” Corfe added. “The show reflects that whole spectrum.”
Pieces range from a portrait of the 25-year-old singer, “Gum Blond XLVIII” by Jason Kronenwald, made of chewed bubble gum, to the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre) “Snake Charmer” by Jamie Boling, based on a paparazzi photo of Britney exiting a car with her skirt hiked up and no panties on.

Eh, this is nothing. I’ve been making Britney-inspired art for years. Hell, just yesterday I shoved two pipe cleaner arms on a Quarter Pounder and threw some glitter on it. I won an award for “Most Life-like Piece of Art Ever.” In fact, when I was driving home with “Brit Royale with Cheese” in the front seat, I was swarmed by paparazzi at a red light. If you start hearing reports about Britney making out with the sexiest man alive, you know what happened. I got hungry. And maybe a tad turned on. I’ve said too much. I don’t want to jinx myself and ruin my first real chance at love.


  1. leatherdaddy

    First!!! (for the 3rd time)

  2. Cuntyface

    Second! I thought all of Britney Spears was made of chewed bubble gum?

  3. Judy

    HEY YOU!

    THE GUY THAT WRITES THIS TRASH!

    YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!

  4. This is just a liitle more exciting than Pam Anderson getting married again for the 12th time

  5. Judy

    NOTHING this guy says is witty…

    … or maybe it is!

    He’s a witiot!

  6. Tracy

    The bubblegum picture should have been called “Britney Spears: Chewed Up and Spit Out.”

  7. @5 Judy – you are giving this guy way more credit than he deserves. Asshole is a step up

  8. leatherdaddy

    #3 GO TO ANOTHER WEBSITE FOR CELEBRITY GOSSIP! YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOMED HERE!! fish has his funny hat on today. …and his sights on ugly people.

  9. stix

    hit me baby one more time… no seriously…

  10. stix

    hit me baby one more time… no seriously…

  11. Picasso

    I’m so glad that I’m dead.

  12. Picasso

    I’m so glad that I’m dead.

  13. Picasso

    I’m glad I’m dead.

  14. Fox News Watcher

    “the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre)”

    Fuckin pinko commie!!! Just give the measurements in AMERICAN.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  15. Fox News Watcher

    “the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre)”

    Fuckin pinko commie!!! Just give the measurements in AMERICAN.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  16. havoc

    You know there are a couple in there done in crayon with knife slashes on them….

    .

  17. Eh, porn would be much much better.

  18. TS

    Calm down there leatherdaddy, seriously. You gotta be kidding me. Why can’t you think of something remotely intreresting to say (for the 3rd time)? That’s embarassing.

  19. It is interesting to compare Britney’s current success in the media to Madonna when she was at her peak

    Madonna started out before there was a WEB – and got alot of tabloid exposure

    She began a decline just as the Web was getting popular

    Can anyone imagine how more much publicity she would have gotten without even trying

  20. Oh, are we still talking about her? (great line)

  21. It is interesting to compare Britney’s current success in the media to Madonna when she was at her peak

    Madonna started out before there was a WEB – and got alot of tabloid exposure

    She began a decline just as the Web was getting popular

    Can anyone imagine how more much publicity she would have gotten without even trying

  22. leatherdaddy

    lol TS. is that jealously?

  23. jrzmommy

    Art and Britney Spears in the same sentence………..whodda thunkit!

  24. leatherdaddy

    lol TS. is that jealously? lets see what you write when youre first.

  25. leatherdaddy

    seriously, is this site is slower then usual today. ($%^#) or is it my computer?

  26. Fag

    I like the one where she flashes her panty-less pussy to everyone.
    I wish I wasn’t gay, I’d love to fuck this bitch, but I am gay and I like dick. Are there any other gay guys in here that want to hook up for sex?
    I swallow, boys.

  27. LeatherDaddy,
    It has to be the site, it’s fucking slow today.

  28. Hemlock Queen

    This guys “art gallery” looks like it’s in some moldy old basement. Right where Brit Brit belongs I suppose.

  29. MrSemprini

    Save the bad actress/singer, save the world…

  30. I wonder if anyone did a “feces” portrait of her?

  31. Is that the gimp over in the corner?

  32. Hemlock Queen

    TT! :) I bet you’d make better art with your bad self!

  33. @30 Hey TT I bet schack would do one. She is the one always talking about steamers

  34. You know it Hemlock Queen.
    I should do a protrait of her made out of pretty panties, since she doesn’t seem to like wearing them.

  35. Hemlock Queen

    TT, Ooh, you could glue fake colored daisies on them. I think she used that shit as pasties one time. When she was still crazy. I mean is crazy.

    Could we also include the bronze statue of her pushing out a turd? That’s not a cute little mistake! That’s art!

  36. What?

    Did anyone else notice that the “art” is just blown up photos using the artistic Photoshop filters that anyone can do in 1 min? Weak

  37. LOL HemlockQueen,
    That would be art!!!!!!!

  38. Fag

    Is there a protrait of her face coved in cum?

  39. Fag,
    Would that be art imitating life?

  40. BunnyButt

    Judy, for someone who hates this website, you sure spend a lot of time here …

  41. LOL BunnyButt, I was thinking the same thing.

  42. D. Richards

    Imagine how much it must suck to be Britney Spears. She has a public meltdown, Pisses her career away, then loses custody of her kids. All while the world watches, salivating and wanting more; wanting Britney to fall a little further. Fuck. Now she has “artists” creating shitty paintings at her expense. Those people were only in to doing that art show for the publicity. Fags.

    P.S. #3, Go fuck your mother.

  43. Judy

    D.Richards,
    No but I did fuck your daddy last night. He could barely keep it up. He told me he’d been fucking you all day.
    40 and 41…………..piss off, fucking lesbo and a gay tranny.
    TT did your mother dress you up as a kid? Did she know that you were a freak when you were born?

  44. HILL

    seriously, Judy, calm the fuck down. It’s not like these are verbal insults flung your way. If you don’t like the site, stop reading it! It’s that simple. bitching and moaning for Fish to write more interesting stuff should be directed to fish’s email, not the comment section.

  45. BunnyButt

    Judy, you just wish I was a lesbo.

  46. leatherdaddy

    you forgot me judy. since youre looking for attention and all.

    TT. i wonder if there was a “portrait” of brit made of feces. i also would love to see the one made of panties. ‘irregardless’ of who it is. youve given me a panty fetish.

  47. Damn, I was wrong, she does wear panties. Teal fishnet panties, very pretty.

    http://www.tvshark.com/photos/?n=Britney+Spears+Teal+Underwear

  48. LOL, LeatherDaddy
    You’ve always had that panty fetish, I just helped you out of the closet and into the hamper. Tee Hee

  49. BunnyButt

    Hey, TT, I didn’t know you were a gay tranny. I always thought you were a try-sexual tranny.

  50. ROFLMAOPIP
    BunnyButt,
    I just spit coffee out my nose.
    Try-it there……………..Try-it over there…………….Try-it with this………Try-it with that….

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