Britney Spears inspires art that’s not porn for once

October 1st, 2007 // 64 Comments
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Britney Spears was the subject of over 50 pieces of art at a Hollywood gallery over the weekend. Reuters has the details:

“We reached out to a number of artists and found Britney is such a polarizing character these days,” said Steven Corfe, a co-curator of the show with Thairin Smothers.
“People absolutely adored her and wanted to celebrate her bubblegum, pop princess years. Or, they thought she was an irresponsible mother or wanted to play up the drug side of things,” Corfe added. “The show reflects that whole spectrum.”
Pieces range from a portrait of the 25-year-old singer, “Gum Blond XLVIII” by Jason Kronenwald, made of chewed bubble gum, to the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre) “Snake Charmer” by Jamie Boling, based on a paparazzi photo of Britney exiting a car with her skirt hiked up and no panties on.

Eh, this is nothing. I’ve been making Britney-inspired art for years. Hell, just yesterday I shoved two pipe cleaner arms on a Quarter Pounder and threw some glitter on it. I won an award for “Most Life-like Piece of Art Ever.” In fact, when I was driving home with “Brit Royale with Cheese” in the front seat, I was swarmed by paparazzi at a red light. If you start hearing reports about Britney making out with the sexiest man alive, you know what happened. I got hungry. And maybe a tad turned on. I’ve said too much. I don’t want to jinx myself and ruin my first real chance at love.

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Comments (64)

  1. leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 11:16 am

    First!!! (for the 3rd time)

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  2. Cuntyface | October 1, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Second! I thought all of Britney Spears was made of chewed bubble gum?

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  3. Judy | October 1, 2007 at 11:17 am

    HEY YOU!

    THE GUY THAT WRITES THIS TRASH!

    YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!

    Reply
  4. Jimbo | October 1, 2007 at 11:18 am

    This is just a liitle more exciting than Pam Anderson getting married again for the 12th time

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  5. Judy | October 1, 2007 at 11:20 am

    NOTHING this guy says is witty…

    … or maybe it is!

    He’s a witiot!

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  6. Tracy | October 1, 2007 at 11:21 am

    The bubblegum picture should have been called “Britney Spears: Chewed Up and Spit Out.”

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  7. Jimbo | October 1, 2007 at 11:24 am

    @5 Judy – you are giving this guy way more credit than he deserves. Asshole is a step up

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  8. leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 11:26 am

    #3 GO TO ANOTHER WEBSITE FOR CELEBRITY GOSSIP! YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOMED HERE!! fish has his funny hat on today. …and his sights on ugly people.

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  9. stix | October 1, 2007 at 11:26 am

    hit me baby one more time… no seriously…

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  10. stix | October 1, 2007 at 11:26 am

    hit me baby one more time… no seriously…

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  11. Picasso | October 1, 2007 at 11:28 am

    I’m so glad that I’m dead.

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  12. Picasso | October 1, 2007 at 11:28 am

    I’m so glad that I’m dead.

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  13. Picasso | October 1, 2007 at 11:29 am

    I’m glad I’m dead.

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  14. Fox News Watcher | October 1, 2007 at 11:29 am

    “the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre)”

    Fuckin pinko commie!!! Just give the measurements in AMERICAN.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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  15. Fox News Watcher | October 1, 2007 at 11:30 am

    “the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre)”

    Fuckin pinko commie!!! Just give the measurements in AMERICAN.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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  16. havoc | October 1, 2007 at 11:30 am

    You know there are a couple in there done in crayon with knife slashes on them….

    .

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  17. Brock Landers | October 1, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Eh, porn would be much much better.

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  18. TS | October 1, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Calm down there leatherdaddy, seriously. You gotta be kidding me. Why can’t you think of something remotely intreresting to say (for the 3rd time)? That’s embarassing.

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  19. * MISS UNIVERSE | October 1, 2007 at 11:42 am

    It is interesting to compare Britney’s current success in the media to Madonna when she was at her peak

    Madonna started out before there was a WEB – and got alot of tabloid exposure

    She began a decline just as the Web was getting popular

    Can anyone imagine how more much publicity she would have gotten without even trying

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  20. EdgewaterIsle | October 1, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Oh, are we still talking about her? (great line)

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  21. * MISS UNIVERSE | October 1, 2007 at 11:42 am

    It is interesting to compare Britney’s current success in the media to Madonna when she was at her peak

    Madonna started out before there was a WEB – and got alot of tabloid exposure

    She began a decline just as the Web was getting popular

    Can anyone imagine how more much publicity she would have gotten without even trying

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  22. leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 11:46 am

    lol TS. is that jealously?

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  23. jrzmommy | October 1, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Art and Britney Spears in the same sentence………..whodda thunkit!

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  24. leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 11:48 am

    lol TS. is that jealously? lets see what you write when youre first.

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  25. leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 11:49 am

    seriously, is this site is slower then usual today. ($%^#) or is it my computer?

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  26. Fag | October 1, 2007 at 11:52 am

    I like the one where she flashes her panty-less pussy to everyone.
    I wish I wasn’t gay, I’d love to fuck this bitch, but I am gay and I like dick. Are there any other gay guys in here that want to hook up for sex?
    I swallow, boys.

    Reply
  27. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 11:53 am

    LeatherDaddy,
    It has to be the site, it’s fucking slow today.

    Reply
  28. Hemlock Queen | October 1, 2007 at 11:54 am

    This guys “art gallery” looks like it’s in some moldy old basement. Right where Brit Brit belongs I suppose.

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  29. MrSemprini | October 1, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Save the bad actress/singer, save the world…

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  30. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 11:56 am

    I wonder if anyone did a “feces” portrait of her?

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  31. Jimbo | October 1, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Is that the gimp over in the corner?

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  32. Hemlock Queen | October 1, 2007 at 11:57 am

    TT! :) I bet you’d make better art with your bad self!

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  33. Jimbo | October 1, 2007 at 11:57 am

    @30 Hey TT I bet schack would do one. She is the one always talking about steamers

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  34. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 11:59 am

    You know it Hemlock Queen.
    I should do a protrait of her made out of pretty panties, since she doesn’t seem to like wearing them.

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  35. Hemlock Queen | October 1, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    TT, Ooh, you could glue fake colored daisies on them. I think she used that shit as pasties one time. When she was still crazy. I mean is crazy.

    Could we also include the bronze statue of her pushing out a turd? That’s not a cute little mistake! That’s art!

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  36. What? | October 1, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    Did anyone else notice that the “art” is just blown up photos using the artistic Photoshop filters that anyone can do in 1 min? Weak

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  37. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    LOL HemlockQueen,
    That would be art!!!!!!!

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  38. Fag | October 1, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Is there a protrait of her face coved in cum?

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  39. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Fag,
    Would that be art imitating life?

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  40. BunnyButt | October 1, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Judy, for someone who hates this website, you sure spend a lot of time here …

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  41. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    LOL BunnyButt, I was thinking the same thing.

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  42. D. Richards | October 1, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Imagine how much it must suck to be Britney Spears. She has a public meltdown, Pisses her career away, then loses custody of her kids. All while the world watches, salivating and wanting more; wanting Britney to fall a little further. Fuck. Now she has “artists” creating shitty paintings at her expense. Those people were only in to doing that art show for the publicity. Fags.

    P.S. #3, Go fuck your mother.

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  43. Judy | October 1, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    D.Richards,
    No but I did fuck your daddy last night. He could barely keep it up. He told me he’d been fucking you all day.
    40 and 41…………..piss off, fucking lesbo and a gay tranny.
    TT did your mother dress you up as a kid? Did she know that you were a freak when you were born?

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  44. HILL | October 1, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    seriously, Judy, calm the fuck down. It’s not like these are verbal insults flung your way. If you don’t like the site, stop reading it! It’s that simple. bitching and moaning for Fish to write more interesting stuff should be directed to fish’s email, not the comment section.

    Reply
  45. BunnyButt | October 1, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    Judy, you just wish I was a lesbo.

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  46. leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    you forgot me judy. since youre looking for attention and all.

    TT. i wonder if there was a “portrait” of brit made of feces. i also would love to see the one made of panties. ‘irregardless’ of who it is. youve given me a panty fetish.

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  47. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Damn, I was wrong, she does wear panties. Teal fishnet panties, very pretty.

    http://www.tvshark.com/photos/?n=Britney+Spears+Teal+Underwear

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  48. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    LOL, LeatherDaddy
    You’ve always had that panty fetish, I just helped you out of the closet and into the hamper. Tee Hee

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  49. BunnyButt | October 1, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Hey, TT, I didn’t know you were a gay tranny. I always thought you were a try-sexual tranny.

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  50. Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    ROFLMAOPIP
    BunnyButt,
    I just spit coffee out my nose.
    Try-it there……………..Try-it over there…………….Try-it with this………Try-it with that….

    Reply

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