Britney Spears in ‘The Grossest Story Ever Told’

I’ve heard a lot of Britney Spears stories in my day, but this is the first one that made me want to immediately die afterward. Page Six reports:

The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. “They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”

The scariest part of this article? Britney’s menstrual cycle suggests she’s still able to bear children. — Mommy!

NOTE: Please feel free to correct me on that assumption in the comments, but keep in mind I have a penis and therefore secretly think vaginas can talk.

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