Here’s Britney Spears touching down in Miami also sporting Daisy Duke cutoffs. Because if this site’s about anything, it’s comparisons. – - And lesbians covered in chocolate sauce. (COMING SOON!)
Alternate Post for Brit-Brit Fans:
Why can’t Sean be so cute like Jayden? OMG! Also, suicide pact at 9 sharp, y’all! Last one there doesn’t get any punch! Tee hee :D
~BS4LIFE!~
EDIT: Added video of Britney Spears informing the audience her “pussy is hanging out” at last night’s concert. Where does the classy end and the woman begin?
Thanks to xanadujulie in the comments.
Photos: Flynet
Jessica Simpson | March 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm
FIRST to say Britney is a fucking fat cunt, like all of you losers.
duh | March 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
She’s carrying her excuse (one of them). What’s Fattica’s excuse?
frankie | March 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
she looks so good!
Victoria Secret | March 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Brit Brit looks like Gisele compared to Jessica Simpson’s fat ass.
hoteles | March 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Who cares?
the truth and you all know it | March 9, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Guaranteed: at least 90% of the female commenters don’t look nearly this good (100% of the ones with kids). At least 75% of the male commenters are same-old same-old American balding hairy beer bellied guys. So, go ahead, make 100 critical comments, butt-uglies. It’s the only thing that will make you feel better…at least until the next time you accidentally catch your own reflection.
Anon | March 9, 2009 at 5:26 pm
With the time and money for personal trainers and dieticians personal chefs etc Britney has no excuses.
It’s not like she’s raising the two excuses Britards claim are the reason shes not as trim as she used to be.
Anon=Amoron | March 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Pregnancy and child birth change a woman’s body, but I don’t know the correct pattern of pimple-popping to communication this info to you in your own native language.
Jesse | March 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm
In fairness, Kim Kardashian looks like she eats what Jessica and Britney eat. Combined.
All kids are cute | March 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Srsly…Britney’s fair game, but please don’t bag on the kids. Sean and Jayden are both cute. Remember, in a few years they’ll be hurt by what they read.
Jessica Simpson | March 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I love Britney!
Anon | March 9, 2009 at 5:43 pm
#8
Before you accuse me of being a teenager make sure you don’t act like one yourself.
Name calling? Is that all you have?
By the way my native language is English and if you can pretend to be an adult maybe we can talk.
Or admit you’re the one who is of the spotty age and I’ll accept your a kid who’s on the internet trying to act tough and grown up and take for what you are.
Yes Pregnancy and child birth does affect a woman’s body in more than just shape (stop me if this is above your level of comprehension and I’ll re-write in a way you can understand, with crayons possibly) but when you have that much money and free time and also in the public eye, not forgetting embarking on a worldwide tour that is being called almost x-rated your body shape will come under scrutiny.
When you had arguably the best body in the business you will be compared to your previous self as that was the benchmark you previous set. When I say you I definitely do not mean you but I doubt you’ll disagree with me.
Look at every single other “Hollywood” mum and they all have got their shape back within weeks you she goes on a caffeine and laxative spree.
Get over yourself. She’s a public figure who sold herself on being sexy and still is.
Come back when you’ve reached puberty. I base that purely on your comment.
Anon | March 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Britney is beautiful!
ItsFullOfPoop | March 9, 2009 at 5:45 pm
#7-She’s more fit than you will ever be,you POS
Her kids are retarded | March 9, 2009 at 5:46 pm
“Remember, in a few years they’ll be hurt by what they read.”
Look at them. They’ll never be able to read. When they grow up, they’ll have to meet girls who are into indirect celebrity, drooling, and occasional pants soiling.
xanadujulie | March 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
superficial should attach this to this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhPDpRBv4s
apparently brits p*ssy is haning out of her f*cking costume, and she wanted all of Tampa to know it!
KJ | March 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm
She looks great. I’d kill for her legs!
Wendy | March 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm
#12 stfu you stuck up piece of shit.
Anon | March 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm
#8
using multiple names to pretend others agree with you is really showing your age.
Keep acting like it and you’ll keep showing me why nothing you say should be listened to.
Even if it was worth saying.
Oh and for your comment at #14
Yes, but you shouldn’t concern yourself with that because you will never, ever get close to looking like her so keep wishing you’re her and the more you defend her there’s a small chance she would like you because all she would think off you is “Dayum, another stalker!”
Jayden | March 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
My mommy loves it when we play the nummy game with her hidey-hole.
sandy | March 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm
“Anon” this site is for having fun, not being a scold. We’re bored, not impressed.
the_prestige | March 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I think it’s ridiculous we ridicule Spears and Simpson for being a larger than, say, Lohan, but at the same time, we ridicule Lohan and Victoria Beckham for being too thin. It appears there’s a fine line and a whole lot of people are landing outside it.
Not to mention that half of you reading and commenting probably look like Kirstie Allie’s ass. Now, that’s a star that’s actually overweight, fucktards.
duh | March 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Yes, I agree. Let’s all applaud celebrity women who become fatter and less attractive. Because, after all, that’s what their audiences want!!!
Anon | March 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I am laughing at the women on here who can’t read.
I haven’t said she looks bad but if you can comprehend my point I was saying that there is no reason she couldn’t get back in shape.
Unlike the majority of women who are too busy and don’t have the money to get back in shape after birth she doesn’t have those worries and strains on her time.
She isn’t the first spoiled rich girl to get pregnant and reclaim her figure.
Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, that one married to the guy from Coldplay etc have all done so no excuse for her not to.
Did she not know she had a worldwide tour come up?
Get all defensive why don’t you.
Maybe if you hadn’t had your kids before you all hit puberty your bodies wouldn’t be wrecked beyond belief right now.
Men | March 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Eat, women, eat! We love your lumps! I mean, “curves”!
p.s. Die you fucking fat boner-killing cows.
Alisha | March 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
so has any body else heard about the wardrobe & microphone malfunction at the Britney Spears Concert last night at the St. Pete Times Forum. All I gotta say is this is so funny. Oh and here is the link to the video and the full explaination.
http://mj.933flz.com/pages/mainfeed.html?feed=204719&article=5125402
Jen | March 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Like everyone else, I hope and pray that Anon will continue to write condescending multi-paragraph comments that lack humor or entertainment value in general.
Randal | March 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
It’s great that celebrities take the time out of their busy lives to be seen as a strong family inspiration to others out there. What’s even more beautiful about these pictures is one does not see the short-shorts but a mother caring for her young boy.
A picture speaks a thousand words.
Randal
Predictable | March 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Anon, Mr. Fish basically captured the quality of posts that would be connected to this story. You can’t argue with Brit Brit fans. They drink the koolaid. Sadly, I think writing in crayons would actually be more effective. (especially if you end with “OMG Britneys HAWT!!!! U R jest jellous” or something along those lines)
Anon | March 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I am an effing idiot!
sahara | March 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm
a-motherfucking-men #6
Nero | March 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I missed her flappy flaps moment i saw all over the internet! How did she manage to get the key!?
Darth | March 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
The boy seems to enjoy his mother’s physical presence.
Former reader | March 9, 2009 at 7:26 pm
This post sucked.
timcn | March 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I have always said this, even in her prime, Britney has always has
the most disgusting legs. She has no curves, her legs are short, chunky
and stumpy like a linebacker. they are very masculine, just like her neck.
Nero | March 9, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Where was this photo taken? Guantanamo Bay?
s | March 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
she looks like that butch lesbian serial killer, Aileen Wurnos.
feckless | March 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
@35 you were funny in the Lion King, now, not so much
mickey | March 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
some of you people are sick. why do you feel the need to talk about two kids that had no choice on the life they was brought into. you cant chose your family. its not really fair to talk about the kids for the misstakes or short comeings of there parents. and just for the record im sure she looks alot better than 99% of the people posting coments on this site. alot of you talk shit about her but the funny thing is you seem to be awful obsessed with her cause you dont ever miss the chance to read all the articles posted about her and you dont pass up the chance to put your two sence in which is probaly all most of you have in your bank account.. ask your self this how many of you who are posting negative coments about her went out and bought her new cd when it was released or got on the limewire site to hear what it sounded like… be honest my guess is all of you or at least pretty damn close… leave the girl alone and lt her get on with her life with out all your BULL SHIT comments…
Miss Bella | March 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
haha! nice going julie! that video is great.
But I still totally feel bad for her! Could have happened to anyone! :)
alicemo | March 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She’s always so fierce, i love her. It’s reported from NewY0rk times that She created an account at ___S e e k r i c h C o m___ to meet a rich and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.
alicemo | March 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She’s always so fierce, i love her. It’s reported from NewY0rk times that She created an account at ___S e e k r i c h C o m___ to meet a rich and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.
Liv | March 9, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Pretty sure that’s not her speaking in the video!
jay | March 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Is that her pussy hanging out?
alphabet | March 9, 2009 at 9:34 pm
your=the possessive form of the word ‘you’
you’re=you are
Rachel | March 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm
” 44. jay – March 9, 2009 9:28 PM
Is that her pussy hanging out?”
Like all male commenters on the Superficial, jay is confused because he’s never seen a woman naked.
the wonderer | March 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Well, she more than anyone other than Paris Hilton knows what it feels like to have her “pussy hanging out”, and I for one feel enriched by this admission.
My life can now continue, and I don’t have to waste my time wondering how Britney’s pussy is doing, or if it needs some air.
nah | March 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm
35- in her prime her legs were shaped like barbie’s.
jj | March 9, 2009 at 10:02 pm
i fuckin lovee britney!!!
&& she looks a million times better than jessica fatass simpson
quit hating losers
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