Here are the rest of the shots of Britney Spears in a borrowed bikini right before checking herself into rehab for the second time. Notice how smooth her legs are? That’s because before getting the bikini she stripped down to her underwear and shaved them in the pool bathroom. You can’t buy class like that. You can’t even rent it. I’m surprised she’s not in a top hat and monocle, taking a sip of tea with her pinky extended, and saying, “That’s mahvelous, dear.”
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Didn’t their mothers teach them to keep their legs closed?
This is what happens when you have the emotional development of a 12 year old and 40 million dollars…
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0302spears.html
Please lose the hat, Brit. It sucks. Oh, and the pearl necklace. That sucks too.
Did i mention the doghouse is made of politically correct recycled oak?
Yuck. She looks so bloated and gross next to those two girls. Try a one piece, stupid sow.
So…. whos the fat chick with the two babes????
Dear Superficial guy:
Please make a section where we can submit our photoshop ideas. That would be a riot:) Thanks.
Oh, it’s so over for this skank. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving idiot…
…Well, except Lindsey. -Aaand Paris. Oh, and probably Nicole. Hm, ya, and Victoria. uh, Tara… Madonna… (2bCont’d)
Her wig’s gonna fall off in the pool.
I honestly feel really bad for her. She “is” a regular person that experiences up’s & down’s. Only difference is. The whole world is watching her, just waiting for her to screw it. Onviously she doesn’t have a “REAL” friend or someone close to her to look-out for her. She needs a true friend. She has royally fucked up right now. She is so young with 2 babies. I hate to say K Fed is looking like the better person. I hate to say that. I wish her the best of luck in recovering.
She looks like she’s trying to look cute – but failing miserably.
well, i guess she’s taking the ‘i can do anything in a bikini’ page out of the lindsay lohan playbook