Britney Spears in Allure Magazine

August 16th, 2007 // 336 Comments

has maybe the most insulting photo shoot with Britney Spears you’ve ever seen. Do they really expect anybody to believe this is what she looks like? They could’ve photographed a stack of pancakes and it would’ve looked more like Britney Spears. With this much airbrushing they might as well have hired a cartoonist to just draw pictures of her instead.

NOTE: Some of these are outtakes, which is why some look more like her than others.


  1. luvubrit

    We all know damn well Britney looks like this. You can’t take an ugly person and make her/him look good. We all know that all beautiful people are made even more so with makeup, ect….STOP hating bitches and get real. Guys, you know she is rockin’ and ladies, don’t be so bitchy. Celebrate others’ beauty…so jelouse it is pathetic. She is so sexy and hot. I love you Brit, now, then and forever.

  2. no sympathy

    brit doesn’t deserve this level of hatred, but she REALLY brought it on herself with repeated, repeated, repeated highly-publicized examples of poor judgment. essentially, she’s a teen-mom, multimillionairess on the steep downslope and only in her early twenties. SOMEONE SOMEWHERE should have aided this person. now the very machine that empowered her will very slowly tear her apart for all to watch.

    anyway, these photos really are a stretch. IF she looked like this, she’d at least stil be visually appealing. as it is, she best watch SUNSET BOULEVARD for a quick glance at what’s to come.

  3. Lou Dalfino

    Britney Spears is a spoiled, slutty, slovenly, WHORE!!! She needs to grow up. Hopefully she won’t be able to screw up her boys as bad as she is.

  4. ole gunny

    Never heard so many beauty critic in my life. She is prettier than 99 percent of her female distractors and all the lying men would walk through fire to do her. What the hell is this racial crap doing here? That crap is not what we are about in this country now.

  5. Stacy

    Give her a break. Don’t you all remember Kevin was the one going out all the time when they were married? In Vegas spending her money and waisting her time! Gezz, she isn’t a bad mom, I’d liket o see you raise you kids with the spotlight never being turned off. No one is perfect, she’s just trying to figure things out. Poor girl, what she really needs is someone she can trust, hard when everyone around you only wants to be with you for your $$. You bunch of haters, I’d love to see all your mistakes exposed and plastered across the US Tabloids and see how well you deal with it. Damn Paparazzi, that just shouldn’t be allowed!

  6. 1MILF Hunter

    All the stretch marks have been airbrushed out. Prety good artwork on this skank.

  7. SABRINA

    EVERYONE IS JUST JEALOUS OF HER!!!! SHE IS GORGEOUS!! WHETHER SHE’S THAT SKINNY OR NOT SHE IS STILL GORGEOUS!! WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT SHE WAS GORGEOUS!!! AND AFTER SHE HAD HER KIDS AND SHE WAS THICKER SHE WAS STILL GORGEOUS!! ANYONE THAT THINKS OTHERWISE IS INSANE! AND ABOUT HER CHANGING IN FRONT OF HER NANNIES!! SHE FEELS COMFORTABLE IN HER OWN SKIN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?? IF THEY ARE ALL FEMALES THEN WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?? EXCEPT FOR THEM BEING JEALOUS OF HER BODY? I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! SHE HIT ROCK BOTTOM, SHE’S SLOWLY GETTING OVER IT… SHE’S STILL BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED! AND AS FOR HER GOING OUT AT NIGHT.. SO WHAT??? SHE NEEDS HER TIME TOO!! HER KIDS ARE IN BED WITH A WELL PAID NANNY!! I’M SURE SHE’S THERE FOR THEM THE NEXT DAY!!! GET OVER IT!!!! AND ONE MORE THING, IF EVERYONE DIDN’T LOVE HER OR WASN’T JEALOUS OF HER THEN WE WOULDN’T READ ABOUT HER EVERY SINGLE DAY WOULD WE? IF WE REALLY DIDN’T CARE ABOUT HER AND SHE WAS A WHITE TRASH LOSER LIKE SOME OF YOU COMMENT THEN YOU WOULD FORGET ABOUT HER AND READ ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT??? THEN WHY ARE YOU TAKING TIME TO LOOK AT HER PICTURES AND COMMENT ABOUT HER??? BECUASE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND INTERESTING! THAT’S WHY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER IN MORE MOVIES.

  8. heavenScent

    ummmm, correct me if I’m wrong, but this is a site where people typically DON’T defend celebs? just checking

  9. kw

    Ah. Technology these days can do anything..

  10. Muwalker

    Her wig is crooked.

  11. LauraE

    Funny thing: on the outtake picture, her legs are so short that a part seems to be missing. But on the official picture, she is well proportioned.

  12. gunnyNeedsHelp

    “and all the lying men would walk through fire to do her.”

    Actually, they would only feel like they had walked through fire after doing her. Put another way, their crotches would burn.

    “What the hell is this racial crap doing here? That crap is not what we are about in this country now.”

    Nope. Now we’re about bombing the living shit out of Muslims. Race has nothing to do with it. We just hate their fucking religion.

  13. DJ

    If they can make this skank look that good they could airbrush Michael Jackson to be a normal human with a nose. Or Rosie O’Donnell to be a babe!

  14. Eskeleto

    I hate Britney blah wig blah. She is a ______and photo shop blah. Look at me, I’m so edgy and cool for bashing Britney, blah and blah. Airbrush blah, she is fat and stupid, blah blah. I hate her and she doesn’t know I’m alive, blah blah. Don’t criticize me for criticizing her blah. OMG becky, look at her but!. She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends blah blah.

    You people are such losers ha ha ha ha, blah blah ha

  15. C

    Wow, I’ll never try to look pretty for a magazine, especially because of the crap everyone dishes out not only to Brit but to many models and celebrities. Britney definitely messed up just like a lot of celebs, oh wait, sounds like a majority of the world. Hmmmmm.
    The world is going downhill so fast; everyone is going topless showing off anything they can just to get a few more glances. Few people actually respect their bodies anymore, and even fewer look at themselves and like what they see- resorting to gobs of makeup, plastic surgery, liposuction, and airbrushing. Wow, amazing. Seems like everybody’s forgotten the “secrets” of looking good without turning into a piece of plastic.

  16. Susan Smith

    If you recall a while back, the shoot she did for Elizabeth Arden included a body double named Cayli. So body double it is, most likely and some Photoshop, too.

  17. Trockley

    Well, you people are talking about her… who’s talking about you?

  18. Susan

    She needs to spend less time trying to be sexy and more time trying to be respectable. I feel bad for her kids. They’re going to grow up listening to things their mother has pulled. Once you’re a Mom you’re held against different standards.Too bad she doesn’t understand that.

  19. JD

    I took a hell of a lot of makeup and airbrushing to make that tramp look decent. It’s so touched up, it doesn’t look anything like the has been.

  20. @283
    There was no airbrushing done in that first pic and I bet she looks better than you.

  21. libocrat

    I wouldn’t do her in a HAZMAT suit. WTF is wrong with you people. She’s a godddddamned germ factory. If I want CRABS, I’ll go to fishmans wharf.

  22. mrken

    How can u idiots say she is not spending her time with her kids. Where and what was your comment when she is with her kids? They have a father too please! Is mother the only person who is responsible for the kids? Why cant she goes for sexy, is it that when you are a mum, you are NOT FIT to be sexy?

    So is it wrong for a mother to pursue her career? Are you still living in the world where mother have to stay at home and do housechores?

    Britney is no different from any mum, just that she is BRITNEY SPEARS and everything little mistakes she made will be making headlines but when she is doing things that she nids to do, ppl will say she is fake? Why ppl have to overlook her good and only focus on her bad? Ppl have been blaming her for rumors that there are no evidence. What is close source or what is friends? They are just a bunch of idiots who hide themselves behind and refuse to take out real evidence to against britney but rather tok bad about her. How can you totally believe stuff from tabloids now?

  23. missy

    She will OD or soemthing before this is all said and done…just another Hollywood tragedy.

  24. ny

    she looks hawwtt!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. tami

    what…are you all jealous? i bet that 95% of you are overweight or out of shape. look yourself over, eh? hypocrits. she looks great. what’s a little airbrushing? get over yourselves.

  26. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    O_o
    HHH

  27. ShadowLady

    cant any one wish the best for a person anymore-my gosh so many hateful negitive individuals

  28. Mercedes1218

    To think anyone actually beleives they are pictures of her is ABSURD…They shoudl’ve put her head on a pumpkin and stuck twig arms and legs out of it, that’s WAY more believable

  29. Butch

    Sometimes, this site can be such an asshole. Just give the poor girl a break…

  30. josh hanna

    hey # 120

    It’s spelled “pussy” you stupid watermelon eating porch monkey!!!!

  31. Jesse

    Oh come on.
    Ya’ll! (including this site!)
    She isn’t THAT ugly or THAT fat.
    Admit it!
    And yeah..ok..I agree that she isnt her greatest at the moment but hey, remember some few years ago what a legend she was!?

  32. april

    What is wrong with everybody? So Britney Spears isn’t a size 0! Does every woman have to look the same? I can’t believe people are calling her fat! Roseanne and Rosie O’Donnell are fat. Britney is thicker but I’m not seeing fat rolls! She looks good. Why can’t a woman look like a woman and not a pre-pubescent girl?
    I agree with Tami, half of you are probably fatter than Britney! Either that or you hate yourselves so much that you don’t eat and look like you just stepped out of a concentration camp!
    I am not a fan of Britney’s but I hope she can get through all of this and come out a stronger person.

  33. Daniela

    airbrushing and photoshop….Britney das not look like this….good try….

  34. Why Is Anyone Calling Her “White Trash”

    1. It’s Racist

    2.She Wears Designer!

    She Is Not Fat! Have You Seen The Latested Photos Of Her! She Has A Flat Stomach! I Think She Has An Amazing Sense Of Style. K-Fed Was Using Her For Money , Thats Why He Wants Fully Custody Of HER Kids. Her New Album Blackout Rocks.

    I Notice All This LiesAbout Her, Such As She Is Having Another Child! If She Was Why Is The Photo Which Supposely Shows She Is Expecting Was Taken In Early November And At The End Of That Month Is Her Stomach Flatter! It Would Not Be Able To Shrink!

    BooHoo It Was Photoshopped Everyone In Hollywood Is!!!

  35. Why Is Anyone Calling Her “White Trash”

    1. It’s Racist

    2.She Wears Designer!

    She Is Not Fat! Have You Seen The Latested Photos Of Her! She Has A Flat Stomach! I Think She Has An Amazing Sense Of Style. K-Fed Was Using Her For Money , Thats Why He Wants Fully Custody Of HER Kids. Her New Album Blackout Rocks.

    I Notice All This LiesAbout Her, Such As She Is Having Another Child! If She Was Why Is The Photo Which Supposely Shows She Is Expecting Was Taken In Early November And At The End Of That Month Is Her Stomach Flatter! It Would Not Be Able To Shrink!

    BooHoo It Was Photoshopped Everyone In Hollywood Is!!!

  36. Good photos

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