has maybe the most insulting photo shoot with Britney Spears you’ve ever seen. Do they really expect anybody to believe this is what she looks like? They could’ve photographed a stack of pancakes and it would’ve looked more like Britney Spears. With this much airbrushing they might as well have hired a cartoonist to just draw pictures of her instead.
NOTE: Some of these are outtakes, which is why some look more like her than others.
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Shit4Brains | August 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm
One of those look like her, but the rest sure don’t. She’s not that skinny for one thing.
NXo | August 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Not looking too bad.. but still not the same.
Splooge | August 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Gotta love Photoshop. Turn a skank into a presentable human being.
AmeriCanadian | August 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm
first!
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Lotta digital revisions, fer shur!!
Mish | August 16, 2007 at 1:18 pm
She only WISHES that she still looked this good on a DAILY basis. I feel so sorry for her two little boys… it’s a shame!
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 1:19 pm
I’d do her either way. She is still looking good. You all can’t say you wouldn’t fuck her. She isn’t that bad.
whoever. | August 16, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Dear Lord.
veggi | August 16, 2007 at 1:20 pm
when did she turn asian?
K-Fed | August 16, 2007 at 1:20 pm
god… i would stuff her soooo hard she would be screaming out GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
Eagle Chick | August 16, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Wow! If they airbrush her anymore, she is going to look like some freakish Japanese anime!
wedgeone | August 16, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I would KILL to smell the fingers of the guy in the third pic.
Vegankjh | August 16, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Why all of a sudden are asscracks so hot? I mean, britney and that Kim Kardishian or however you spell her name chick, are showing theirs off. I’m sorry, I just don’t get what’s so sexy about it. It’s crack….ya know…Hmmmmph…
AmeriCanadian | August 16, 2007 at 1:24 pm
I wonder how many motherboards they melted trying to photoshop that thing into looking actually pretty?
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 1:24 pm
#12 Wedgeone, just finger your asshole and you will find out what it smells like. Fuck think about it, he is in her ass crack, so it smells like shit. So do it yourself, you will get the same effect.
Eagle Chick | August 16, 2007 at 1:24 pm
She has obviously gained weight–she apparantly can’t button those jeans! I’m looking for greasy finger stains from her fried chicken on the jeans too!
K-Fed | August 16, 2007 at 1:25 pm
@10…. don’t kill… you can just open up a bag of funyuns… you couldn’t tell the difference
Tainer | August 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Eat SHIT…. Britney!!!
K-Fed | August 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm
opps.. i mean @12
T | August 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I love her wig! It’s not one from her collection I’m sure.
I wish she was so beautiful again, there was a time she really looked that good!
Britney's Nappy Weave | August 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Wow, in the 2nd to last pic she’s doing exactly what I want to do to her!
Except I’d definitely use both hands.
CRISTINA | August 16, 2007 at 1:28 pm
it’s funny how there are two types of photos here, ones that has been photoshopped (or where brit lost 50 pounds just by posing.. HA) and ones where she looks like the heffer that she really is.
i LOVE it.
Infonistacrat! | August 16, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Well, overall not that bad. Too bad she doesn’t REALLY look like that.
shanipie | August 16, 2007 at 1:30 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA
Omg does she honestly think that anyone will believe she is really that thin? Wow she must have had to do a lot of coke and not drink soda and red bull for like 2 weeks.
And why doesn’t she let professionals do her hair and makeup all the time? I mean her hair, it looks like its really hers…so knowing it is possible to make her appear human why does she still insist on walking around lookging like a greasy rag doll whose hair as been yanked out by ur older brother?
Eagle Chick | August 16, 2007 at 1:30 pm
The guy in the 3rd picture is trying to get those pants over her fat ass!
*** | August 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
the only one who really thinks she lokks like this is britney!
*** | August 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
the only one who really thinks she looks like this is britney herself!
Donna Stannard | August 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
So pathetic…
Man, that airbrusher is so good, he’d make me look like Jessica Alba! ;D
Shallow Gene Pool Val | August 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Again with a terrible wig. I almost feel sor….NAH…I don’t care.
Every bottom has a trap door and it looks like her bottom is the bottomless pit. (I said BOTTOM, heehee) She’s just going to float through endless bottoms, sucking on the rocks like a catfish.
Hey, don’t they eat catfish in Louisianny?
robin | August 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
that is not her body
chrysalis | August 16, 2007 at 1:32 pm
god, I feel so sorry for that hair stylist…
Duchess of Dork | August 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Ug. Ridiculous.
doodie | August 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
she’s probably got the jeans on in order to cover up those fat, stalky legs of hers.
Crap Tonight | August 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Say NO to crack
Tonto | August 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
This girl has done ripped her last pair of drawers with me.
She’s just a worthless piece of shit now.
I hate when people have so much potential and just squander it all because they are a complete and utter dumbass.
The Deer Hunter | August 16, 2007 at 1:34 pm
You know that look that comes into the eyes of an animal that is just waiting for its heart to stop beating and the pain to go away? That’s what I see in her Daine Keaton-like doe eyes. People, there is NO suicide in her future. She’s just going to fade away like Margot Kidder (poor Margot).
jenny | August 16, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Okay, I normally don’t talk about how ugly people are. But Jerry Christ, her toes are fucking freakish.
Groovy Tuesday | August 16, 2007 at 1:36 pm
13 – Vegankjh
Ab-co-lute-ly Nothin’
UH, say it again….
Murph | August 16, 2007 at 1:36 pm
That has to be a celeb impersonator…
Groovy Tuesday | August 16, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I meant so
Rey | August 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Pic # 8:
I never noticed how big her nose is.
elee | August 16, 2007 at 1:39 pm
WOW!! Photoshop is AMAZING!!
Zyklon | August 16, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Potential? Are you saying she has potential like Jenna Jameson has potential? *That* kind? Because I don’t think that counts.
YouRang | August 16, 2007 at 1:41 pm
#28 That airbrusher is so good he could make Carrot Top look like Jessica Alba.
Eagle Chick | August 16, 2007 at 1:42 pm
The chick with the do-rag is enjoying her job WAAAYYY to much! Ooops! Brittany’s hands slipped off her chest again!
Doomhammer | August 16, 2007 at 1:42 pm
That is too her. That was the week she was on Meth and adderall ya’ll, dang!
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Say yes to crack.
somewhereinthemiddle | August 16, 2007 at 1:44 pm
It is amazing. To bad they can’t photo shop her public image too.
Rey | August 16, 2007 at 1:45 pm
–44–
What’s the difference Carrot and Alba are equal on the beauty scale.
La Valerie | August 16, 2007 at 1:45 pm
43 – Zyklon
Your name says it all. She needs to inhale a large dose of Zyklon B and just let it do it’s job. Then the kiddies will have her life insurance money. Wait….someone as stupid as Britney wouldn’t have life insurance.
About the potential. The only potential she had was that she could dance. That’s it. That’s all I could see. Because the wispy, air-filled voice of hers couldn’t hold a cup of water.