Britney Spears?! In a wig?! What a completely random event that has never happened before

September 25th, 2008 // 45 Comments

Britney Spears was spotted wearing a wig late last night while leaving the set for the “Womanizer” video. She apparently plays some sort of slutty waitress who straddles a guy while eating cherries. You can’t make this shit up. Us Magazine reports:

The scene continues with Spears sucking on cherries or dangling them around her mouth, all while straddling and crawling all over the man, the witness says.
“She seems to be all business,” the witness told Us. “She’d just do one thing after another and then on to the next.”
Spears worked up a sweat — her black bob wig was rubbing off on her forehead, says the witness — and an appetite. For lunch, she ate three pieces of cheese pizza.

Oh, hell yeah. A sweaty, pizza-stuffed Britney Spears? It’s like they brought my innermost erotic fantasy to life – but with anchovies.

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  1. grobpilot

    ha!

  2. grobpilot

    ha!

  3. The Gay Superficial Commenter

    Three ssssslicesssss? Shessssh, she’s dissssssgussssting!!!

    *tosses head, snaps fingers*

  4. grobpilot

    ha!

  5. ilovecheesepizza

    omg, three whole pieces??? back to tubby town for her.

  6. grobpilot

    Sorry. I was having a seizure while hitting the “post” button

  7. Blowup Doll Lover

    My blowup doll never has more than one slice of pizza, and she never finishes it.

  8. LaurenF

    Nonstory. Britney’s a hoe.
    Like one of Jon Tricky’s hoes: http://tinyurl.com/5c7d5c

  9. havoc

    I thought we were back to bat-shit crazy again……

    .

  10. X

    ewwww look at her stubby piggy fingers (esp in pic 2 of her)

  11. Pretty

    Whoever was the makeup artist on the set should be fired! Thats way too much and she looks like a GENERIC, hillbilly version of Cleopatra.

  12. sadfq

    3 pieces of pizza is not that much. xD

  13. Randal

    Now what a wicked style Britney has going on here!

    It not only defines different but it suits her to no end because it’s a look she’s never had before and it certainly creates a new Britney with a new attitude that’s begging to be seen.

    I think it’s a look that would stick and make her comeback, even though it’s really not a comeback as she’s never left the top of the pop throne, that much more punchified.

    Go for it girl, you’ve got what it takes to do it too!

    Randal

  14. Plobes

    DIE RANDAL, DIE

    AND TAKE THIS FAT BRAINLESS FUGLY SLUT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (fat slut meaning brit, not me. i’m fat, but not a slut)

  15. pizza faced losers

    Hi ya pizza faced losers! This is your dream day, huh? A story with PIZZA in it. Just like looking in the mirror!

  16. Boston_Freek

    Frist, did you get my pork recipe?

  17. pizza faced losers

    Now it is time to pray! Pray for all pizza faced losers, degenerates, deviants, sinners, Britney, LiLo, Spencer & Heidi (they love cock), Amy Winehouse and mimi!

    The bible says God has an eternal furnace to burn you misfits in, so you’d better change your ways!

  18. lisa

    I <3 Randal!

  19. I’d lick a blister on her ass.

  20. Thank you for your contribution #19

  21. lo

    new superficial writer continues to be not funny. can someone sort this? please?

  22. No word yet if she does any actual singing?

  23. sixpack

    cant be her, no Starbucks cup. (reminding the douche nozzle from yesterday).

  24. Vince Lombardi

    no boots, no proof.

  25. ummm...yeah

    I HATE YOU Randal!!!

  26. Mike

    I think it actually looks pretty good!

  27. jambi

    god damn, looks like she painted her face with brown halloween kiddie makeup

  28. HorribleJudgment

    “The scene continues with Spears sucking on cherries or dangling them around her mouth, all while straddling and crawling all over the man”

    Oh, that POOR man! Those flabby arms, and all that FAT body weight crawling and bouncing and flatulating and drooling all over him. Sir, my thoughts are with you during this incredibly difficult time. And seeing show incredibly fugly and hideous her over-painted face looks…Oh…you poor, poor soul. Take care of yourself, you poor man. I would not want to be in your place nor would any other man. You WILL get through this…hopefully.

  29. Boston Freek!!!! No, I didn’t get your pork recipe, where did you put it?

  30. tianya

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  31. lidia

    Really nice girl! But have to say girls I met on __Agelessmate.com__ are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen! they are not just beautiful and sicere girls but attractive cougars!

  32. spider

    I want some pizza. I think she looks cute in the black wig

  33. Frito Bandito

    Boy that Katie Holmes is looking like shit in these pictures. Tom must be having his way with her again.

  34. mimi

    Looking GOOD Brit!

  35. needAnAlias

    this britney looks a lot like the one from south park’s episdode where she only had half her head. the red lipstick and all.

    man, that was a really cold shot by those fuckers. i hate that show, not because of what they did to Britney or anything like that, but for their shitty animation.

  36. Abz

    Lmfao!

    I spent ages trying to figure out if that was a baby or some sort of hairy boob in the first picture.

    …turns out it is her knee…

  37. Abz

    Lmfao!

    I spent ages trying to figure out if that was a baby or some sort of hairy boob in the first picture.

    …turns out it is her knee…

  38. Abz

    …whoops. Sorry about that <3

  39. Boston_Freek

    it’s on the P. Dolls post 2 days ago, let me know I can repost for you! :)

  40. Alicat

    Why weren’t the rest of us invited to the Pulp Fiction party?

  41. Bigo

    Look! It’s Kelly Osbourne!!

  42. Muffy

    BRITNEY, PLEASE PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL! IT’S 27 YEARS OVER DO *CRYING*

  43. joe m

    Britney is still beautiful but very thin.
    Let’s hope she doesn’t get anorexic
    like so many other.

  44. joe m

    Britney is still beautiful but very thin.
    Let’s hope she doesn’t get anorexic
    like so many others.

  45. Mistik

    I don’t see how 3 pieces of cheese pizza could be big of a deal if that’s all what she had all day.. seriously..
    Most people around eat a whole dam pizza, but I don’t see anyone talking about..

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