Britney Spears wears a bikini, I die a little inside

May 18th, 2008 // 177 Comments

It came from the sea…

Britney Spears rocked/tested the goddamn strength of her bikini this weekend while vacationing with Mel Gibson and her dad in Costa Rica. Alright, let’s cut to the chase: Pregnant or swallowed a dolphin? Personally, I dunno, could be either one. The smoking and ATV riding suggest a lack of fetus, but keep in mind it’s Britney Spears. She could be petting a shark with raw steaks tied to her chest, and I’d still be scratching my head going “Hmm. Maybe…”

Photos: Splash News

  1. emma frost

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    IT IS A TOTAL FRAUD. I WILL FIND YOU LOSERS. GET OFF THE SITE!!!!!

  2. emma frost

    Posture, Britt, posture. Like there is a bottle of purple drank on your head or a one of those silly things called books you heard about.

  3. michellio

    uhh if shes pregnant… the appocalips is here… oh and i know i spelt that word wrong. buuut im not wasting my time to look for the correct spelling. ha..

  4. slushy

    She may be putting on weight but she is still hot, nuts, but hot!!

  5. IWONKY

    Holy Fatass Batman! WTF!!! And to all of you who swear you are ready to make a meal of her cooch…don’t eat a crazy bitch like that unless she is on the receiving end of some regular personal hygiene…I’m just sayin’…a mouth-full-o-Brit caliber nasty ain’t good…,

  6. brrrr.ahh

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    i love fucking fat ladies
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  7. mike

    She look’s awful and should of chose a 1 piece. These girls do anything for attention and don’t care how they look.

  8. liv

    um.. lets see i think she might have two kids might be the reason she has a tummy. not all woman get tummy tucks and lipo shes more of what us regular everyday ppl would be if we were caught at the beach. if everyone in america were mental for being fat on a beach in a bikini everyone would be on meds.

  9. More

    She looks hotter! With those extra pounds it looks amazing, gain some more Brit!

  10. Mohammed

    Holy sh*t someone tell Sea World that Keiko the killer whale has escaped.

    I’m sure there are other things in the water smaller than her, like aircraft carriers.

  11. DJ Jazzy P

    PORKER!!!!!!!! Someone throw me the BBQ sauce!

  12. IWONKY

    She’s actual size but she seems much bigger to me…,

  13. MarkyMark

    Stupid asses. She’s got a case of gastritis or acid reflux whereby her stomach bloats because it’s full of gas and also caused by indigestion.

    Can’t blame her with all the nasty eating habits, drinking, smoking and worst of all problems causing her anxiety like the papz stalkin’ her all the time, K-Fed alimony and the bad JT breakup.

    That’s all. Case of a bloated stomach. Dumb asses!

  14. san

    just fucking back off, seriously not everyone is a size zero shes skinny compared to most of the people you see at the beach . people just like finding something to hate on cause there immature and bored with there 2 dollar jobs and masterbaiting to nasty porn . seriously grow the fuck up people

  15. my dad has a gut like hers

  16. Bex

    dude. when will people leave Brit aalone. she looks fine, just coz shes a celeb doesnt mean she HAS to be a rediculous ugly size 0 to be normal. she’s not even fat she’e got a good body. sure not as slim as she used to be but she looks pretty good considering she’s had two kids. Its the people that stalk and harrass celebrities that are saaaaadd. losers.

  17. Jsan

    in case it hasnt been said yet

    ….LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOONEEE!!!! waaa waaaa waaaa

  18. Jsan

    in case it hasnt been said yet

    ….LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOONEEE!!!! waaa waaaa waaaa

  19. jeb

    I’d tap that azz. Tired of the skinny white chicks!

  20. c’mon….2 kids!!!…I have one….personal trainer still fighting the belly!!! leave her alone…

  21. c’mon….2 kids!!!…I have one….personal trainer still fighting the belly!!! leave her alone…

  22. Danay

    why people are so fucking envy wow i can’t belive that/….
    she look better , and she had 2 baby …hello people don’t be stupid ..

    Britney look so great …I think she has a nice ass..

    Britney look so sexy ..

    fucking hater ..

    Im Britney fan 4 ever ///we love u so much …go girl

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  23. Danay

    why people are so fucking envy wow i can’t belive that/….
    she look better , and she had 2 baby …hello people don’t be stupid ..

    Britney look so great …I think she has a nice ass..

    Britney look so sexy ..

    fucking hater ..

    Im Britney fan 4 ever ///we love u so much …go girl

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  24. Coco

    I’m pretty sure she’s just pregnant, because if that was fat, she’d probably be able to suck it in. And she would. If she could…

  25. Isabella

    Immaturity, leave her alone.
    At least she’s no Nicole Richie.

  26. Isabella

    Immaturity, leave her alone.
    At least she’s no Nicole Richie.

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