Britney Spears wears a bikini, I die a little inside

It came from the sea…

Britney Spears rocked/tested the goddamn strength of her bikini this weekend while vacationing with Mel Gibson and her dad in Costa Rica. Alright, let’s cut to the chase: Pregnant or swallowed a dolphin? Personally, I dunno, could be either one. The smoking and ATV riding suggest a lack of fetus, but keep in mind it’s Britney Spears. She could be petting a shark with raw steaks tied to her chest, and I’d still be scratching my head going “Hmm. Maybe…”

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