Britney Spears in a bikini can’t be healthy for her kids

November 10th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears with her kids in Australia this morning, and once again she’s subjecting their fragile little minds to her ass in a bikini. If it weren’t for the fact they’re essentially being raised by a revolving team of complete strangers, I’d probably be way more surprised they haven’t turned to a life of a show tunes and axe murders by now.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. What a tool

    Her ass is actually looking pretty damn nice here

  2. What a tool

    See and i wasnt even one of those douchenozzles that says first when they’re actually first.

  3. pimp

    i’d eat that used up asshole…naturally

  4. scott

    She does look good here! Im sure theres going to be a bunch of people come in bitching about how she has no talent, shes fat blah blah blah .. well shes done more than any of us ever will

  5. scott

    She does look good here! Im sure theres going to be a bunch of people come in bitching about how she has no talent, shes fat blah blah blah .. well shes done more than any of us ever will

  6. Anon

    Her arse looks good there.
    And those thunder thighs.
    Now if she could do something about her front…

  7. Sport

    I agree, she looks decent through a smoked, blurred funhouse glass.

  8. terri

    she has such a hot ass its super sexy

  9. ahha

    Wow SuperFish, I didn’t take you for the ultraconservative type. That a woman in a bikini would be so whorish that her children shouldn’t be allowed to see her like that. Or, maybe you just don’t have shit to say and ripping on Britney Spears is just easy.
    At least she is with her kids, most celebrities, you would never know they even had kids.

  10. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick

    She’s got a fuckable ass, but…

    Turkey neck
    Thunder thighs
    Thick stomach
    Meth face
    And those nasty titties. Dried up floppy titty bags with nipples going south.

    PUKE!

  11. Jammy

    She gotta nice big ass on ‘er…..

  12. Oldnslo

    Am I the only one who is creeped out that this celebrity wasn’t out in public when this picture was taken?

  13. everybody hates Rough

    Its just a different form of family values, you cant say it aint…

  14. M.e.o.w

    She does have a nice ass…

  15. Amy

    Can she not even be in her own hotel room without flipping cameras aimed at her ass. If I was her I would just start picking my own ass out in public maybe they will leave her alone a minute

  16. Serena

    I think she looks great actually. I mean say what you want about her singing ability but it’s so crazy that people think she looks fat here. Fat compared to how she looked at 16? Ridiculous….

  17. Dude of Dudes

    Her ass is banging and bangable in these pics.

  18. Freak Nasty

    @6: Speak or yourself! I’ve done lots of cool stuff AND I’ve avoided bumping nasties with K-Fed.

  19. lola

    nice body

  20. EricLR

    Well, at least she’s improving as a parent. Neither of the kids is on fire in any of these pictures.

  21. Night Stalker

    Isn’t America great that there is now a cottage industry of camera toting perverts that can legally stalk people for “profit”???!!!!!!
    You gotta love capitalism even though this is not what our founding fathers hoped for! Who cares, they are dead now and we are being led to a cliff anyway.
    Nice ass though!

  22. um

    Those are not thunder thighs. Those are just thighs. The thighs on most girls on this site are as thin as their calves. I admit, I also think that’s attractive, but realistically, most women’s thighs are thicker than their calves.

    I hate the whole “real women have curves thing” when people are talking about rolls of fat and flabby arms, but where rounder thighs are concerned, I really think you should let it go.

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  25. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded

    She doesn’t look “normal” without her ciggy. She’s still a disgusting, dumb idiot….

  26. She may look great , but I have heard stories of her crashing diets. I would love to look that way, but I wonder if it she is really slimming down in a healthy matter. For someone her size, 20 lbs gone in such a short period doesn’t say healthy to me. She crash dieting instead of making small life changes one at a time. Starbuck’s is great, but you can’t live off of it ( Olsen Drama).

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  29. ShittyKid

    Of course the whole America wish she continues to be psychological abused and kill herself to get away with their legal shit of extortion, tabloid/media/internet mess. Legal extortion paid to the blackie woman and her worthless kids, paid to a woman to act as step-mother for kids to show a fuckup, penniless, jobless, worthless man idolized as America’s Godfather to kids, so legally capable to abuse their mother and live off women without a single day of work with blessing even from the Godly, Holy mother-in-law (or was it vengeance on her own daugher for cutting her off the will and her kids in 2007)? All the men in America idolized to be the next Mr Kfat, only need to marry for 2 yrs, with 18 mths fucking, golfing around, and live lavishly through extorting for the next 18 yrs using his sperm, waiting to inherit/extort through DNA rights, abusing even the legal system using drugs and death threats, with blessing from 14 judges and lawyers getting recognition for their fight against drug addicts or was it correctly term, the psychological abusers who got away with extortion bait and possibly murder as the verdict of death (if there’s going to be one) will be none other than drugs?

  30. ShittyKid

    Of course the whole America wish she continues to be psychological abused and kill herself to get away with their legal shit of extortion, tabloid/media/internet mess. Legal extortion paid to the blackie woman and her worthless kids, paid to a woman to act as step-mother for kids to show a fuckup, penniless, jobless, worthless man idolized as America’s Godfather to kids, so legally capable to abuse their mother and live off women without a single day of work with blessing even from the Godly, Holy mother-in-law (or was it vengeance on her own daughter for cutting her off the will and her kids in 2007)? All the men in America idolized to be the next Mr Kfat, only need to marry for 2 yrs, with 18 mths fucking, golfing around, and live lavishly through extorting for the next 18 yrs using his sperm, waiting to inherit/extort through DNA rights, abusing even the legal system using drugs and death threats, with blessing from 14 judges and lawyers getting recognition for their fight against drug addicts or was it correctly term, the psychological abusers who got away with extortion bait and possibly murder as the verdict of death (if there’s going to be one) will be none other than drugs?

  31. kay

    i dont blame her. its f*ckin burning up here in melb. lots of topless young bodies running about! summertime! yeahhh

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    IT’S REALLY SAD( EVEN THOUGH SHES A CELEBRITY ) THAT SHE CAN’T EVEN HAVE AN OUNCE OF PRIVACY………I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR THAT SIMPLE FACT !!!!!!

  35. Dee

    She has a great figure.

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  42. Catalyste

    @ 24 & 25

    I agree with you there.

    I’m not a fan of Britney’s nor am I crazy about her “singing” ability. But I have to give the girl credit where credit is due and admit that she has made progress in getting her life together and being a better parent. Obviously the author of this post thought it would be funny to bash her based on wearing a bikini in front of her kid. If the jackass would take another look, they’d see that her ass is no where within the kid’s eyesight.

    Look, she got into shape and she’s pretty good looking. Most men out there don’t want women with sticks for legs and a 10 yr old’s body. If Britney was just some chick walking down the street, a majority of guys would want to bang her. Nuff said.

    Must have been a slow day at the office.

  43. lololz

    lol this dumbfuck superficial blogger.
    the fact that she is constantly being watched by pathetic losers who make up idiotic stories, she is still the subject of beauty, otherwise why else would you pay so much attention.

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