Britney Spears in a bikini can’t be healthy for her kids

November 10th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears with her kids in Australia this morning, and once again she’s subjecting their fragile little minds to her ass in a bikini. If it weren’t for the fact they’re essentially being raised by a revolving team of complete strangers, I’d probably be way more surprised they haven’t turned to a life of a show tunes and axe murders by now.

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Comments (74)

  1. What a tool | November 10, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Her ass is actually looking pretty damn nice here

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  2. What a tool | November 10, 2009 at 10:45 am

    See and i wasnt even one of those douchenozzles that says first when they’re actually first.

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  3. pimp | November 10, 2009 at 10:45 am

    i’d eat that used up asshole…naturally

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  4. Xxx Chat | November 10, 2009 at 10:47 am

    i fucked her

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  5. scott | November 10, 2009 at 10:47 am

    She does look good here! Im sure theres going to be a bunch of people come in bitching about how she has no talent, shes fat blah blah blah .. well shes done more than any of us ever will

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  6. scott | November 10, 2009 at 10:48 am

    She does look good here! Im sure theres going to be a bunch of people come in bitching about how she has no talent, shes fat blah blah blah .. well shes done more than any of us ever will

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  7. Anon | November 10, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Her arse looks good there.
    And those thunder thighs.
    Now if she could do something about her front…

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  8. Sport | November 10, 2009 at 11:00 am

    I agree, she looks decent through a smoked, blurred funhouse glass.

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  9. terri | November 10, 2009 at 11:00 am

    she has such a hot ass its super sexy

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  10. ahha | November 10, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Wow SuperFish, I didn’t take you for the ultraconservative type. That a woman in a bikini would be so whorish that her children shouldn’t be allowed to see her like that. Or, maybe you just don’t have shit to say and ripping on Britney Spears is just easy.
    At least she is with her kids, most celebrities, you would never know they even had kids.

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  11. http://www.popduds.com/ | November 10, 2009 at 11:23 am

    DAT ASS!!

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  12. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick | November 10, 2009 at 11:30 am

    She’s got a fuckable ass, but…

    Turkey neck
    Thunder thighs
    Thick stomach
    Meth face
    And those nasty titties. Dried up floppy titty bags with nipples going south.

    PUKE!

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  13. Jammy | November 10, 2009 at 11:42 am

    She gotta nice big ass on ‘er…..

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  14. small business health insurance | November 10, 2009 at 11:43 am

    i agree with 11

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  15. Oldnslo | November 10, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Am I the only one who is creeped out that this celebrity wasn’t out in public when this picture was taken?

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  16. everybody hates Rough | November 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Its just a different form of family values, you cant say it aint…

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  17. M.e.o.w | November 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    She does have a nice ass…

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  18. Amy | November 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Can she not even be in her own hotel room without flipping cameras aimed at her ass. If I was her I would just start picking my own ass out in public maybe they will leave her alone a minute

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  19. Serena | November 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    I think she looks great actually. I mean say what you want about her singing ability but it’s so crazy that people think she looks fat here. Fat compared to how she looked at 16? Ridiculous….

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  20. Dude of Dudes | November 10, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Her ass is banging and bangable in these pics.

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  21. Freak Nasty | November 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    @6: Speak or yourself! I’ve done lots of cool stuff AND I’ve avoided bumping nasties with K-Fed.

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  22. lola | November 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    nice body

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  23. EricLR | November 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Well, at least she’s improving as a parent. Neither of the kids is on fire in any of these pictures.

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  24. Night Stalker | November 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Isn’t America great that there is now a cottage industry of camera toting perverts that can legally stalk people for “profit”???!!!!!!
    You gotta love capitalism even though this is not what our founding fathers hoped for! Who cares, they are dead now and we are being led to a cliff anyway.
    Nice ass though!

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  25. um | November 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Those are not thunder thighs. Those are just thighs. The thighs on most girls on this site are as thin as their calves. I admit, I also think that’s attractive, but realistically, most women’s thighs are thicker than their calves.

    I hate the whole “real women have curves thing” when people are talking about rolls of fat and flabby arms, but where rounder thighs are concerned, I really think you should let it go.

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  28. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded | November 10, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    She doesn’t look “normal” without her ciggy. She’s still a disgusting, dumb idiot….

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  29. Mens Health | November 10, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    She may look great , but I have heard stories of her crashing diets. I would love to look that way, but I wonder if it she is really slimming down in a healthy matter. For someone her size, 20 lbs gone in such a short period doesn’t say healthy to me. She crash dieting instead of making small life changes one at a time. Starbuck’s is great, but you can’t live off of it ( Olsen Drama).

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  32. ShittyKid | November 11, 2009 at 3:54 am

    Of course the whole America wish she continues to be psychological abused and kill herself to get away with their legal shit of extortion, tabloid/media/internet mess. Legal extortion paid to the blackie woman and her worthless kids, paid to a woman to act as step-mother for kids to show a fuckup, penniless, jobless, worthless man idolized as America’s Godfather to kids, so legally capable to abuse their mother and live off women without a single day of work with blessing even from the Godly, Holy mother-in-law (or was it vengeance on her own daugher for cutting her off the will and her kids in 2007)? All the men in America idolized to be the next Mr Kfat, only need to marry for 2 yrs, with 18 mths fucking, golfing around, and live lavishly through extorting for the next 18 yrs using his sperm, waiting to inherit/extort through DNA rights, abusing even the legal system using drugs and death threats, with blessing from 14 judges and lawyers getting recognition for their fight against drug addicts or was it correctly term, the psychological abusers who got away with extortion bait and possibly murder as the verdict of death (if there’s going to be one) will be none other than drugs?

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  33. ShittyKid | November 11, 2009 at 3:54 am

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  34. kay | November 11, 2009 at 7:46 am

    i dont blame her. its f*ckin burning up here in melb. lots of topless young bodies running about! summertime! yeahhh

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  37. PRETTY SAD.... | November 11, 2009 at 11:14 am

    IT’S REALLY SAD( EVEN THOUGH SHES A CELEBRITY ) THAT SHE CAN’T EVEN HAVE AN OUNCE OF PRIVACY………I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR THAT SIMPLE FACT !!!!!!

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  38. Dee | November 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    She has a great figure.

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  39. ILOVEHER | November 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    at least she found a hot guy finally!!!!!

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    at least she found a hot guy finally!!!!!

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    She needs to work out!

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    She needs to work out!

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  45. Catalyste | November 12, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    @ 24 & 25

    I agree with you there.

    I’m not a fan of Britney’s nor am I crazy about her “singing” ability. But I have to give the girl credit where credit is due and admit that she has made progress in getting her life together and being a better parent. Obviously the author of this post thought it would be funny to bash her based on wearing a bikini in front of her kid. If the jackass would take another look, they’d see that her ass is no where within the kid’s eyesight.

    Look, she got into shape and she’s pretty good looking. Most men out there don’t want women with sticks for legs and a 10 yr old’s body. If Britney was just some chick walking down the street, a majority of guys would want to bang her. Nuff said.

    Must have been a slow day at the office.

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  46. lololz | November 12, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    lol this dumbfuck superficial blogger.
    the fact that she is constantly being watched by pathetic losers who make up idiotic stories, she is still the subject of beauty, otherwise why else would you pay so much attention.

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