Britney Spears in a bikini

The Superficial / October 18, 2009

Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico Sunday with her agent/guy who enjoys a crazy fuck Jason Trawick, and these pics got me thinking about something: Touching myself then crying afterward. If bras are Britney Spears’ mortal enemy, how the hell does she manage to wear a bikini top? I’m serious, it’s practically a miracle she hasn’t Hulk’d out and started attacking innocent bystanders with her bare breasts. “This bra is supporting my tits. You won’t like me when I’m supported…

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