Britney Spears in a bikini

October 18th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico Sunday with her agent/guy who enjoys a crazy fuck Jason Trawick, and these pics got me thinking about something: Touching myself then crying afterward. If bras are Britney Spears’ mortal enemy, how the hell does she manage to wear a bikini top? I’m serious, it’s practically a miracle she hasn’t Hulk’d out and started attacking innocent bystanders with her bare breasts. “This bra is supporting my tits. You won’t like me when I’m supported…

Photos: Splash News
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  1. She's a joke

    #39, pull your panties out of your ass crack, put down the KFC bucket of chicken & listen up. This is a celebrity rank out website. If you can’t deal with what people say, then don’t venture out onto the internet. Stay in your trailer park singlewide, keep the curtains drawn, put on earmuffs & hold your breath for things to change.

    Shitney is a total joke. Her “music” is laughable at best, and she dances like a spastic child. She’s such a mental retard that she has admitted in open court that she’s incapable of doing things you & I take for granted, like balancing her checkbook, taking out the trash & wiping her ass. She’s mentally unbalanced & will always remain so. As far as I’m concerned, she should be ripped on; it’s what attention whores like her deserve.

  2. Penny Packer

    I don’t know how anyone can call Britney fat or ugly, she looks smokin, anyone who says she doesn’t , I guarantee you couldn’t get a girl half as hot as Britney.

    So don’t hate just appreciate.

  3. Penny Packer

    I don’t know how anyone can call Britney fat or ugly, she looks smokin, anyone who says she doesn’t , I guarantee you couldn’t get a girl half as hot as Britney.

    So don’t hate just appreciate.

  4. Hefe

    I think she looks pretty good here but with all that money why can’t she clear up that complexion??

  5. Staub

    I honestly cannot find one attractive feature on Britney.

    The tree trunk legs, bad hair, spotty skin, thick neck, boobs pointing both downward and to the sides, the pot belly. Top that all off with being dumber than a lump and you have the ultimate ugly chick.

  6. yowillie

    LOve to bite her bottom.

  7. ilovebrit

    i think what is REALLY the issue here is that britney has moved passed the self-obsessed little girl stage and has more to worry about than looking perfect 24/7 … . she has had lots of issues in the past and sooooo what ,it is HER LIFE after all. we all go through stages in life and i think its good that she is actually being a mom now and making money on tour ….i love britney and support her 100%. would you guys all be happier if she was still all crazy shaving her head and shit ? she has obviously learned from her MISTAKES and has moved on and grown up because of it …all that matters is her kids so if you dont like it then you can stop looking at her pics anytime !!!! love you britney

  8. ilovebrit

    i think what is REALLY the issue here is that britney has moved passed the self-obsessed little girl stage and has more to worry about than looking perfect 24/7 … . she has had lots of issues in the past and sooooo what ,it is HER LIFE after all. we all go through stages in life and i think its good that she is actually being a mom now and making money on tour ….i love britney and support her 100%. would you guys all be happier if she was still all crazy shaving her head and shit ? she has obviously learned from her MISTAKES and has moved on and grown up because of it …all that matters is her kids so if you dont like it then you can stop looking at her pics anytime !!!! love you britney

  9. WOW she’s is really hot ! i mean she kept the line ! ! congrat’s brit’ ! ! you are back ! Loving her newly improved body…..

  10. Patrick Bateman

    …. that’s an awful lot ‘o’ god dam stank. Hope they hit the pool with double chlorine after her filthy ass got out.

  11. Patrick Bateman

    … that’s an awful lot ‘o’ god dam stank right there Brit. Hope they hit the pool with double chlorine after she got out.

  12. lilu

    Since when is your gut hanging out farther than your tits considered sexy? Is this 15th Century Florence? If she’s not pregnant, her stomach should not be rounding corners before her boobies.

  13. Superbiggerevil

    You dumb fucking Britards make me laugh you’re so pathetic. You’ll practically soil yourselves over this no-talent hillbilly with bad skin and cockbreath.

  14. britney is so pretty and beautifullll…. @u@ she should probably just marry me :D

  15. Dance_across_water

    Britney is amazingly sexy.

  16. Rex

    I still want to bang this dumb whore, just because at one point she was consider one of the hottest chick in the world. Having sex with me would be a all time low. Man I have great self esteem.

  17. Billy

    AHHHHHH!!! DX LOOK AT THE FIRST PICTURE! Crotch area..? PUBISSSS HAIR!

  18. She is looking so fatty in bikini.. She has got nice figure but her belly is looking like pregnant woman.

  19. angela

    that is not pubic hair you dumb fucking hill-billy, it’s a tattoo.

  20. I was hoping to never hear about her again. Why do you do this to me?

  21. Britney is still hot..Y are u guys getting angry and putting dese stupid comments here..I know You people are jealous of Britney..

  22. Ragin heterosexual

    If you can’t look at Britney Spears naked or in a bikini then you – are a HOMO. And yes, there is something mentally wrong with men who get off looking at a hairy ass and balls and not an ass like Britney’s

  23. No matter what shes been through, she is still hot.

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  30. Briteny you are a star. I’m great fan of you and your songs!!!

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