Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico Sunday with her agent/guy who enjoys a crazy fuck Jason Trawick, and these pics got me thinking about something: Touching myself then crying afterward. If bras are Britney Spears’ mortal enemy, how the hell does she manage to wear a bikini top? I’m serious, it’s practically a miracle she hasn’t Hulk’d out and started attacking innocent bystanders with her bare breasts. “This bra is supporting my tits. You won’t like me when I’m supported…”
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I would | October 19, 2009 at 12:10 am
Have sex with her.
YEAH BOI | October 19, 2009 at 12:14 am
first
xoxo | October 19, 2009 at 12:14 am
Is she pregnant?
Triangle Man Branches Out Into The Superficial, FTW! | October 19, 2009 at 12:27 am
EW
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EW
I have suddenly lost my eyesight.
Triangle Man Branches Out Into The Superficial, FTW! | October 19, 2009 at 12:27 am
EW
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I have suddenly lost my eyesight.
Anna | October 19, 2009 at 12:33 am
Wow, she has absolutely no cellulite. That’s crazy-cool.
Dave Mustaine | October 19, 2009 at 12:36 am
Whats she doing with Billy Bob Thorton?
swiss | October 19, 2009 at 12:37 am
Britney still has it going on.
blinds and shades
lunchbox | October 19, 2009 at 12:54 am
who’s that guy she’s with?
Jones | October 19, 2009 at 1:01 am
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I wanna bite that ass.
Amber | October 19, 2009 at 1:03 am
She looks like she could be pregnant, especialy in picture #10. She could just be happy though, when girls get comfortable they usually gain 5 – 10 pounds. She looks good, so there’s no need to criticize her. Although I do miss “I’m a slave for you” and “Don’t let me be the last to know” Britney.
MyHoliday | October 19, 2009 at 1:16 am
Is Mexico a place for those psychologically abused by the law? America is soooo… BIG, there’s is no other place to hide from extorters even if you flew all the way out to Dubai! They can still get you till you laid in the coffin. Imagine from 750M reduced to 500M debts just within 5yrs, just using molestation charge? Imagine holding your own kids as hostage to demand continuous ransom from your rich ex, with torts as mentally sick as his client!
Surrealcirce | October 19, 2009 at 2:00 am
This is such an ugly girl; she looks dirty and grimy even when clean. And no, I wouldn’t say she was pregnant. That is a bloated, gassy stomach, as in she’s been constipated all week and has just scarfed down two bean burritos.
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Nameless | October 19, 2009 at 2:13 am
LOL@ Billy Bob Thorton!
She doesn’t look bad but she is standing in the shade. I like the fact that she hadn’t realized she was being photographed and wasn’t sucking in her stomach like she normally does.
abbz | October 19, 2009 at 2:31 am
yeah you never get the pre-pregnancy body back so I hear.
me09 | October 19, 2009 at 2:31 am
I LOVE BRITNEY ..ALWAYS HAVE ..ALWAYS WILL…NO MATTER WHAT !!!! I LOVE U BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me09 | October 19, 2009 at 2:31 am
I LOVE BRITNEY ..ALWAYS HAVE ..ALWAYS WILL…NO MATTER WHAT !!!! I LOVE U BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
retards | October 19, 2009 at 2:45 am
I’m so intensely curious about the origins of these comments. I would assume that for a celebrity gossip site the majority of commenters would be female, but since it is so glaringly obvious that at least half the people who share their genius with everyone else haven’t seen women’s bodies since maybe an awkward encounter at summer camp, the bikini shots must draw in a ton of men. Nice lives.
paranormal activity | October 19, 2009 at 3:18 am
look this has no relevance but im so pissed that im posting it everywhere..
do not see paranormal activity it was the worst piece of shit ive ever seen.
i’m going so far to say that it is in the top 10 worst movies of all time.
mr. wood would have walked out on this one..
please please please steal this movie and dont give them any money.
Surrealcirce | October 19, 2009 at 3:23 am
19: why would anyone be “so intensely curious about the origins of these comments”? Anyway, you’re right about the lives – I can’t believe I bothered writing comments this weekend, let alone responding to one. I can’t wait until I feel better and get back to my nice life.
slutney sucks donkey schlongs | October 19, 2009 at 3:30 am
Oh slutney…
When will you ever learn? You’ve had 2 cheetolings; your tits are dried up & floppy, your ass is saggy, you have tree trunks for legs and a thick body. You’re not the 17 year old hot “never been fucked” cocktease anymore; you’re a mid 20′s has been pop singer. Time to start dressing accordingly…
nicefrenchgurl | October 19, 2009 at 3:39 am
pic 1: am i the only one to be reminded of the MADNESS album?
kirsten | October 19, 2009 at 5:13 am
i don’t know why everyone finds anorexic looking women attractive. girls got some meat on her- good for her. she looks good as she is.
Porn Tubes! | October 19, 2009 at 6:09 am
Those sunglasses make good jizz shields for her eyes.
O'Roughly factor | October 19, 2009 at 6:20 am
Im a little hesitant to say how presentable she look, to find out in the next pics posted shell look like Ron Jeremy in a dress…
holla back | October 19, 2009 at 7:16 am
Hey, I’d think I was pretty hot to, if I could get millions of Dumb Fucks (around the world) to spend money to watch me lip sync.
gueibor | October 19, 2009 at 8:02 am
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’d still hit it.
limpdick | October 19, 2009 at 8:05 am
I like Britney in bikini. But without bikini she is even more sexy.
New Britney’s nude photos – http://www.nudebritney.org
Bert | October 19, 2009 at 8:33 am
Girl has a weight problem to go with her mental problem.
loverkater | October 19, 2009 at 8:45 am
I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what’s the most important is that you don’t have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.
loverkater | October 19, 2009 at 8:45 am
I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what’s the most important is that you don’t have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.
lizzy | October 19, 2009 at 9:20 am
she does NOT look pregnant at all, she looks fantastic! why does everyone think people’s stomachs need to be flat at all times? does your tummy not stick out a LITTLE bit? or how about after you eat? jesus christ. she looks totally hot, and her ass is still top quality.
Anon | October 19, 2009 at 10:15 am
Ah the britards are out.
shemp | October 19, 2009 at 10:48 am
by most accounts she seems to be a trashy slut, but i really don’t think one can argue her attractiveness: she’s got a GREAT body…
Lobster | October 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
It doesn’t even matter now how she looks…
brittnayy | October 19, 2009 at 11:28 am
Hey ya’all does this beekinee make mah titees look small ya’all? Hey lookee ah think mah arms is bigger than may fellars arms.
brittnayy | October 19, 2009 at 11:28 am
Hey ya’all does this beekinee make mah titees look small ya’all? Hey lookee ah think mah arms is bigger than mah fellars arms.
Jesse | October 19, 2009 at 11:34 am
“22. slutney sucks donkey schlongs – October 19, 2009 3:30 AM
Oh slutney…
When will you ever learn? You’ve had 2 cheetolings; your tits are dried up & floppy, your ass is saggy, you have tree trunks for legs and a thick body. You’re not the 17 year old hot “never been fucked” cocktease anymore; you’re a mid 20′s has been pop singer. Time to start dressing accordingly…
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First off – you arent funny- not even remotely fucking funny…..actually, Slutney may be the dumbest ‘nickname’ I’ve ever heard, at least next to yours. Your ‘humor’ is far from it, and even if Britney doesnt have a bangin body anymore, it doesnt make what you said entertaining. You say some dumb shit like that and expect it to come across as even mildly funny? Slutney? What’re you, in grade school?
And I’ve got news for you, moron, whether shes got tree trunks for legs and is nasty as fuck or not, as you so eloquently put it, fact of the matter is you’ll never, ever, get anything close to as attractive as she is. So while you’re sitting in your basement watching ‘Silence of the Lambs’ looped and shopping online for a bucket and some lotion, keep that in mind. Short of knocking some poor chick out and locking her up down there with you, you aint gettin no ass. So rather than try your hand(and fail miserably) at insults maybe you should read up on how to act like a human fucking being .
Seriously, I’m more in awe that you’d think what you said is clever or witty or funny. I mean, you’ll say thats not what you were shooting for but its painfully obvious you wanted someone to say HAHAHAHA @ #22 YOURE SO FUNNY ROFLCOPTER!!1!!1!’
When someone posts something on here thats funny, even if its brutal, they get props. When someone acts a fool well, they’re called on that too.
Have a nice day. Oh, and fuck off.
not britney | October 19, 2009 at 11:44 am
oh hey britney, i didn’t know you read this blog too!
Hottie Lover | October 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Love that ass in #5
Stephan | October 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“41. Hottie Lover – October 19, 2009 12:00 PM
Love that ass in #5
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Was just thinking the same thing.
Nom nom nom.
manly | October 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I love how people call Kim Karadshian fat. Yet this mannish, stocky whore gets nothing but praise. Britney has a mans body. Butch bitch.
noass | October 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm
She has no ass at all. No curves. She’s big in all the wrong places. I know regular women with 4 kids who look better than her. The only people who think she looks good are her fans.
woof | October 19, 2009 at 2:50 pm
woof
Rhialto | October 19, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Although covered with a delicate layer of fine fat.The feminine shape is underneath definitely there.
Darth | October 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Looks like she’s slowly transforming into a kangaroo.
Gando | October 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Her agent/BF looks pretty fit though.
Dawood | October 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Even Madonna admires Britney Spears: “I love Britney. I want to do nothing but support her and praise her. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I slept in them, as well. It was like I felt it would bring me luck.” Here I’ve tried to collect all notable tributes paid to Britney Spears by peers:
http://www.tributespaid.com/category/b/britney-spears
LordAtama | October 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
She’s a MILF now, but just that, a hot random person. Not really celeb material.