Britney Spears in a bikini

August 16th, 2009 // 133 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday, and the sad thing is, I’m so tired of seeing her cockeyed nipples all the time that my reflex action is to immediately look down at her gut. Which is an action I do not recommend to anyone. Except the blind. And maybe Jon Gosselin. Seems like his bag.

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  1. Tom

    She ain’t even havin it!

  2. joho777

    Britney? What is she famous for again?

    Is it for having more plastic surgery than Victoria Beckham? Or what?

  3. joho777

    Britney? What is she famous for again?

    Is it for having more plastic surgery than Victoria Beckham? Or what?

  4. AnonymousError

    Most women who have had 2 kids do not look this good.
    Most women as crazy as she is do not look this good.
    Most women in general do not look this good.
    Maybe because she’s a celebrity and she used to be in much “better shape” (read: 16 years old) people come down harder on her.

    Give Britney a break, I’ve seen much worse running around in a bikini on the public beaches in LA.

  5. Hot! I would bang her like a drum.

  6. poshicles

    I think she looks fantastic, especially for having two kids. She is slim with muscle and and a sexy ass.

  7. Sport

    Why is she always hanging out at LA hotels when she has at least TWO very nice homes in LA? Bizarre, although she does look better here.

  8. Sardonic

    puffy muff

  9. Brookey

    britney looks absolutely amazing! love her…so glad she is doing ok & cant wait to see her in concertttt! :)

  10. Brookey

    britney looks absolutely amazing! love her…so glad she is doing ok & cant wait to see her in concertttt! :)

  11. Rasputins Liver

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    Uhg….

    ….that country-ghetto, trailer trash neanderbilly broad’s gross.

    Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin’, disgusting waste of natural resources.

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  12. Rasputins Liver

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    Uhg….

    ….that country-ghetto, trailer trash neanderbilly broad’s gross.

    Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin’, disgusting waste of natural resources.

    .

  13. Rasputins Liver

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    Uhg….

    ….that country-ghetto, trailer trash neanderbilly broad’s gross.

    Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin’, disgusting waste of natural resources.

    .

  14. Tom K

    Eh…..I’m usually pretty hard on her because she used to have an awesome body so I’m going to say she looks good. Definitely not the Britney of old but it looks like she will never be that girl again so I guess I have to get used to that. (sigh)

  15. ling

    #74 i agree with you there. i work out 4x a week precisely to avoid looking like that. it doesnt take much. calorie counting and exercise keep me in a size 2.

    everyone who says that for the resources she has on hand, she could and should look better, you are right!

  16. JPRichardson

    Her bolt-ons look weirder than before. Her nipples are pointing to the ground…

  17. datroof

    It’s called having had two kids you retard.

    And honestly, for having shat out a couple of money sinks, she looks really damn good.

  18. eboy

    very beuitufull…………

  19. teerod

    I am thinking the dumb ass writer is ugly, has a 2 inch dick and has never had any. It is strange to me you can be critical of anyone. Seems to me you are so negative you must dislike yourself.

  20. slipdisc

    you little bitch. you’re tired of not hitting it. and never will. go with what you know and just stick with cock.

  21. bennett

    I wish I could rear her caboose

  22. Her mouse is the most beautiful part.

  23. Britney Spears in a bikini. Woow.. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful”

  24. Jessica

    I followed the link to her “gut” expecting some close-up of hideous rolls or lipo scars or something… but it’s just a normal flat-looking stomach… am I missing something or are we just creating faults out of nothing for the hell of it?

  25. eric

    The guy in the 7th picture with his face in Britney’s crotch is my hero!
    Like Neil Armstrong he takes one small step for men everywhere. :-)

  26. David

    Any man who wouldn’t eat her is a homo

  27. jen

    Amazing! Just amazing!

  28. rb

    looking great there

  29. bar

    super toned bikini body !

  30. David Peet

    still mad about her tattoed feet) look really nice)
    http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/britney-spears-feet

  31. wowwww Dam, he looks good. See what fat chicks .. What happens? When you put down the Doritos and indeed exersize. Mankind has become a slobbish species. Totally disabled and junk food has become the norm.

  32. mark
    Commented on this photo:

    I must be in heaven…………………….incredible!

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