Britney Spears in a bikini

August 16th, 2009 // 133 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday, and the sad thing is, I’m so tired of seeing her cockeyed nipples all the time that my reflex action is to immediately look down at her gut. Which is an action I do not recommend to anyone. Except the blind. And maybe Jon Gosselin. Seems like his bag.

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  1. She’s looking quite a lot better than she has in a long while, I have to say. Still not my cup of tea, but yeah.

  2. gil

    pink vagina

  3. M.W.

    Was at the local pool Friday, and out of the four teenage girl lifeguards there, Britney looks better than two of those girls. Not bad.

  4. Woodstock

    well I always thought you were gay Superfish. you prefer nice washboard abs… perhaps some chest hair too?

  5. Annie Loves Anal

    @4. The tits are the same. She just has a bigger body. Tight stomachs gone. For good. Thanks KFed.

  6. jah

    visit pornsider.com

  7. Mama Pinkus

    Britney’s looking great – kudos to her for working with her body type in an athletic manner and not starving herself silly

  8. I guess she will just never get the body she had before back. By NO means is she fat or out of shape, she looks really good but because we have her in the Slave 4 U video to compare this to, I suppose I can’t blame people for saying she doesn’t look that great.

    As a normal person, for having 2 children, she looks fucking phenomenal. As a millionaire celebrity, for having 2 children, she looks okay (especially compared to Jessica Alba or Halle Berry, etc).

    It’s the shoulders and neck/chin area that are making her look frumpy. Her chin just sort of slides right into her neck and her shoulders slump down into arms making them look less fit.

    Oh well. Wish my body looked that good though.

  9. Hugh Gentry

    I’d bury my face into every nook and cranny. Her nips will always be too low, but that won’t stop me.

  10. The Dude

    I’m taking down a photo on my wall of her and I…. I’m over it.

  11. jessica

    i think britney looks AMAZING!
    she looks so good.
    better than most 20 year olds,
    and that’s including me.
    i would love to have her body.

  12. clpierced

    Okay i am sort of yes and no with these pics of her. i think yes she has a good body for a mother of 2, buttttt she is loaded, she can get lipo/personal trainers/etc to look perfect. i on the other hand am a middle class 23 yr old working full time, but has a more defined body than her. and because of that i am yes and no with these pics. the end.

    but i do love her for inspiring the slutty schoolgirl outfit :)

  13. None of you ass holes would throw her out of bed. If you would you are a flaming Homo.

  14. Carlos Cesar Ferreira "Tri!'

    Ao pessoal do http://www.bluerribbon.es: — Solicito que este e-mail cheque em mãos da Strt. Britney, quem expessifica esta tese é Carlos Cesar ferreira “Tri!”, o Jovem que esta sendo rastreado via satélite a decada le dou a serteza de ela ficara felicissima e bem grata: — Ola Britney, estou aqui pessando em como fazer para que este testo chame a sua atenção,gata você ressebe tantos elógio, que bnão tenho nem palavras para te dar uma cantada mas de auguma forma quero esta perto de você. Seu bekini me jamou a atenção sobre um assunto que ouve no lacal onde procuro aprimora meus conhecimento”Gestão Empresarial”. Mas pra você vale se o cor de rosa faz tanto sussesso ,imagine o lilas que é a cor dos querobim apaixonados. Linda Brintey, se sabe quem “eu” sou vol te mandar o numero de minha conta não por interece mas você sabe oque sequinifica Banco Itaú agência 0158, conta 81068 9 4315 514 – Taubaté – São Paulo – Brasil. Mocinha onde moro rua. Francisco Deivd de Oliveira,199 – Cep. 12061-310 – Taubaté – Sâo Paulo – Brasil. Telefone 55 (12) 36294125 . Sem palavras para te dizer te falo. Mui grande é o vosso amor e o meu delito . Porem pode ter fim todo o pecar, e não o vosso amor que é infinito. Essa razão me obriga a cofiar que por mais que pequi neste conflito espero em vosso amor de me salva. Sabe Britney, o tempo é a razão de todo conflito então nele esperamos, para solucionar os probremas. Linda “eu” acabei de rasura um testo que te fiz acho que estava muito meloso… O quero um dia breve te ve pessoalmente, o a sua fama de garota malcriada me chama a atenção e tem mais como é bom conhesser gente nova. Não sendo machão gata acho você um …. Não é que venha ao caso mas é sempre bom sitar faz a mulher se sentir mas mulher. O linda me desculpe ter colocado toda aquela tese sem ao menos entra no assunto mas você como uma pessoa vivida sabe muito bem como é o contidiano. ” O um rapaz que estava a mercer de um pisquiatra me disse: — O “eu” tenho muito dinheiro, so que nunca consigo aucansalo. Pergutei por que? Respodeu que não sabia. Eu disse á ele para que parasse de dizer estas coisas ao pisquiatra. Ele fez oque eu pedi ,e logo em questão de dias ele foi embora para casa dele são e sauvo.Belomenos valeu o meu dito. Agora eu te digo linda Presépio é um presente de Deus para o povo sera que o mundo estava preparado…quantos conflito! Britney me cante uma musica que me deixe bem perto das estrelas. Tchal ,love, Tiamo … Seja bem vinda ao meu mundo, o meu casamento não vale por duas horas e nem um dia, ele é eterno como o infinito. Não esiste tempo nem espasso unicamente eterno. seja bem vinda ao meu mundo. Britney se quer se minha namorada mais que linda namorada você poderia ser. Você tem que me fezer um juramento de so ter um pensamento ser so minha até o fim e também de não perder esse jeitinho de falar de vargasinho que so você sabe fazer — Ninfa aqui eu fico. Carlos Cesar Ferreira “Tri!”.

  15. Phil

    She looks better than any of you girls who have let yourselves go. So, all of you. You wish this is how good you could look, but instead, you weight yourselves every morning and whine “I’m trying so hard but I’m not losing any weight!” Except you’re not try hard, you fucking fat slobs.

    Don’t criticize people who succeed at what you fail to do. It makes you look small. And fat. Fat and small. Well, just fat, really. Christ, you’re disgusting.

  16. will

    I don’t care what anyone says, real women, blah blah blah. She will always look like shit to me.

  17. Tonawanda

    I give Britney credit — she looks pretty good now, compared to before.

  18. Chicken Head Holder

    This chick right there can suck a dick. And ontop of that she is not bad to look at when shes doing it.

  19. datroof

    She looks pretty good.

    And as stupid as she may be, I have to give her respect… she hasn’t gotten a tramp-stamp yet.

  20. datroof

    Welp, I’m wrong. I missed it. She does have one, a little one.

    Fucking bimbo. Still looks good, but goddamit she looked better before I noticed that stupid inkjob.

  21. Nameless

    She looks good but you know that isn’t going to last with her being on break from touring, eating like crap again, and heavy drinking.

  22. Alexis Canto

    She is richer and more beautiful than anyone who shit talks her. And most girls would KILL to look like that

  23. Alexis Canto

    She is richer and more beautiful than anyone who shit talks her. And most girls would KILL to look like that

  24. clpierced

    heyy alexis canto! uh no shit she is richer than me, but i take offense to what your saying. I would not KILL to look like that. For real? i would never harm anyone or anything to look like her. toolbox

  25. jose

    highly bangable indeed. Keep up the good work Brit baby, lets see how hot you can get that ass. I wanna see ya naked. Bad.

  26. RtSS

    Moooooo, mooooo, MooOooOooo…

    I guess Britney has given up on the idea of becoming lean, mean “Old” Britney that would give an instant stiffy to any guy. Now looking at these images, I am not sure I’d even want to do her.

    Moooooo, mooooo, MooOooOooo…

  27. are those “frills” sticking out of the top of her bikini bottom?

  28. Danklin24

    Im glad the photogs had the presence of mind to take picture #15. Thanks a lot jackass, im blind now.

  29. wow ,she looks nice

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  31. Blech

    Brit looks fine. She has a hiiiint of a beer gut, but what boring, late-twenty-something with too much time on her hands doesn’t.

    She can get rid of it if she really wants to by, first, cutting the alcoholic binges down… and drinking more water.

    Go girl! Compared to a year ago, you look great. Keep it up!

  32. fuck yourself

    @ #32 – I am sure you would benefit from a sociology lecture, but I am certain you would benefit from a health lecture. The fact that you bothered to read about it and were offended by it indicates that you are a lazy, overweight whiner. You didn’t have to read anything, so apparently, you did want one. And, just so you know, it is not a ‘fucking yap’ when you are typing; you don’t have to talk when you type. Last time I checked, anyone can post, so I think you should refrain from childishly instructing others to stop. Go get on a treadmill instead!

  33. Joshy

    A little diet and cardio wouldn’t kill her, but otherwise, her body is lookin’ damn good. And that weave looks pretty well put on as well. Good work Brit Brit.

  34. DAAAAAAAMN at

    @# 24…..

    whooooa hatin much????? damn!! haha, i think u may be some jeal fat chick cuz brit brit looks HOT as shit here!!! spec the back and side views!!! slim waist, no chub anywhere, all nice and toned!!!! im a skinny lil shit, i wish!!! i had her curves!!!

  35. Caroline June

    If I had a stomach like that I would not be complaining. Ever. I think she looks fanastic.

  36. DAAAAAAAMN at

    @# 24…..

    whooooa hatin much????? damn!! haha, i think u may be some jeal fat chick cuz brit brit looks HOT as shit here!!! spec the back and side views!!! slim waist, no chub anywhere, all nice and toned!!!!

    im a skinny lil shit, i wish!!! i had her curves!!!

    and @#28./…..RIGHT ON!!!!

  37. Debo

    I wished I looked as good as her! God people can be cruel……grow up you nasties

  38. Debo

    I wished I looked as good as her! God people can be cruel……grow up you nasties

  39. teerod

    Whomever you are that did this post on Britney, go f**k yourself cause she certainly would not do you. She looks damn good to me and her nips do match dumb ass.

  40. teerod

    Whomever you are that did this post on Britney, go f**k yourself cause she certainly would not do you. She looks damn good to me and her nips do match dumb ass.

  41. Larry

    She’s shaped like SpongeBob Square Pants. No hips, no tone. Very average.

  42. Hit It Like A Retard

    You are unamerican if you would not pound that from behind.

  43. Janine

    She actually has quite a toned body for having 2 children. Why does the dumb ass writer on this website always say mean sh*t about women’s bodies. No one is perfect, asshole and I am sure you have a gut too from sitting here all day writing mean shit about celebrities and eating. Perhaps cutting down women on here makes you feel better about your own pathetic existence?

  44. Janine

    She actually has quite a toned body for having 2 children. Why does the dumb ass writer on this website always say mean sh*t about women’s bodies. No one is perfect, asshole and I am sure you have a gut too from sitting here all day writing mean shit about celebrities and eating. Perhaps cutting down women on here makes you feel better about your own pathetic existence?

  45. roxy

    Shut Up!!! She looks damn good.

  46. roxy

    btw, I totally agree with Janine (# 94)

  47. Andie

    Yeah, her boobs are east-west. But she looks nice. When I was 26 I had two kids, though, too. And I looked better than this. And I didn’t have a personal trainer. Hell, I’m 35 and look *almost* this good now. I don’t have a tan, is all. Yeah, and from these pics she probably outweighs me by about 10 or 15 pounds. But hey, she’ll regret tanning at some point.

  48. lilycat

    beautiful woman, beautiful body, she’ll have the last laugh. god love you britney.
    smoking hot beautiful.

  49. Ash

    I dont know why people have to rip on her all the time shes not ugly nor fat idk what you people are talking about, yeah shes an attention whore but name a celeb who isnt!!

  50. Kim

    She looks pretty good .. I hope her head is on straight.

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