Here’s Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday, and the sad thing is, I’m so tired of seeing her cockeyed nipples all the time that my reflex action is to immediately look down at her gut. Which is an action I do not recommend to anyone. Except the blind. And maybe Jon Gosselin. Seems like his bag.
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Me | August 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
first!
H-Joo | August 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm
In Japan they would have already eaten her
frank the dolphin | August 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
She nearly looks attractive again.
Adrienne | August 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
is it me or did she have bigger tits back in her hay day?
Gorvi | August 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
She cops so much crap about her appearance, but I reckon she looks great for a late 20s mother of 2. Bet you she bangs like a toilet door at a dodgy chinese resturant too…
AndrewMacCloud | August 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm
astonishing, absolutely mind-bending…. these new pictures of Britney must shed new light on Darwin’s theory
MATSPATS | August 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
smoookiin HOT! this is what 95% of all women looks like guys.
Timpy | August 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm
she still has an amazinggg asss… i would love to bend her over
Top Ten!!! | August 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Top ten baby!!! Brit is the shit! Kisses XO
DannyB | August 16, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Baby oil is an awesome way to get a nice tan. Or, third degree burns. She’s still not the sharpest tack in the box.
Mr. Class | August 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Dear Britney-
Won’t you please allow me to squirt my warm, salty ejaculate inside your tight, lubricated, hairless sausage wallet?
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
Coolestguyontheplanet | August 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Looks good, wish she could do more of her singing too
celebritygossip | August 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm
WoW! Brit Brit is looking great there
Harold^Sick | August 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
For someone who has had two kids, I would say she looks rather nice here.
startnow | August 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
She looks soo amazing! She’s coming back!
Jay | August 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm
You can’t be serious? She’s 28 years old with 2 kids. Go to your local beach and see how many mothers that age look as good as Britney, she’s built and buff, like her or not! Amazing figure.
Mark Dascascos | August 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Typical trailer trash with a fucked up head
Jack Fiend | August 16, 2009 at 2:35 pm
The only reason I jerked off and came on these pics is because the bitch wants me to.
Anon | August 16, 2009 at 2:39 pm
For those bringing up the lame excuse about kids.
Sure a lot of women who have had kids lose their shape but that’s because they don’t have the money or time or can just be arsed to get back in shape or even looked that good in the first place.
Now doesn’t she have a personal trainer to get her in shape due to her tour?
doesn’t she have the time? It’s not like she has the kids to raise.
wasn’t she regarded (regarded not retarded) as the sexiest woman alive in the past?
Look at other stars who have had multiple kids in hollywood.
Gwyneth Paltrow, Angalina Jolie, That one from No doubt.
All look great and got their figures back so for someone in her position with all the advantages she has there’s no excuse
Her body is looking very good these days but not to what she flaunted a few years ago those tits arent good at all.
Also 95% of women don’t look like that.
They wish.
In fact guys wish but we are left with the reality
jack cassidy | August 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@5
what, you mean because she creaks really loud and every time you walk inside you have a crotchety old guy that looks suspiciously like her father yelling at you in broken english, “10 minutes! 10 minutes! any more you just stink up whole place and no one use any more!”
pretty cake | August 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
@19
Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow never really had a “figure” to get back to. They’re both skinny and narrow-hipped. Gwen Stefani is way hotter than britney ever was, and has far fewer mental issues (I assume)–I would expect nothing less than fuckable 2 months after pregnancy. But still, Britney has a defined waist line and hips to match. She looks DAMN good
yaya10 | August 16, 2009 at 3:06 pm
leave brit brit alone !
jose | August 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
wowwww, dam she looks great. See what happens fat chicks..? When you put down the doritos and actually exersize. The human race has become one slobbish species. Completely inactive and eating junk has become the norm.
Melissa | August 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Seriously? Britney Spears is disgusting now. Everything about her from her nasty hair, and her paunchy stomach, to her dirty feet, cheap makeup, wrinkles, and C-section scars. Fuckin filth.
Ryan the Canadian | August 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
She looks great considering she had 2 kids. Her tits are a bit on the Easty/Westy side of things but whatever.
FromOutOfNoWhere | August 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm
She’s definitely a MILF class now.
jojo | August 16, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Are you kidding me?? She looks very fuckable in these shots. I’d plow that for hours, and then shoot a nice load up in that babymaker
oceans | August 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm
BRITNEY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. anyone who claims they would not check her out while they were on the beach is a complete liar. she looks great for anyone, but especially for a mother of two. and i think the shape/size of her hooter is pretty nice….if she didn’t have nipples that faced down, they would be pretty nice.
and to those who say she looks great for someone in their late twenties – any one can and SHOULD look good in their late twenties. note the TWENTIES part on that. your body is still young and not yet began the ‘aging’ process. those of you who say that she looks good for her age are using it as an excuse for letting yourself go or are young and jealous that she looks better than you. she is still young, and still can be hot (face aside – it just was really never that nice and she doesn’t seem to take care of her skin) and knows and works for it. i recently read that most americans lose muscle after the age of 20 – which is so sad, because they really should be in the best shape of their lives for that decade, and the better they keep themselves them, the better they would look in their 30′s (and even 40′s). lazy, lazy, lazy people who let themselves go and attribute it to ‘age.’
Alli Watermelon | August 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
What gut? This is ridiculous. Her body looks great. Get a fucking clue.
Joe Blow | August 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I would fuck the Federline out of her.
(And by Federline, I mean shit.)
John ... Smith | August 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
She looks pretty regular.
She’s sucking in her stomach Shatner-style. The fingernails are disgusting. And she used to have a better (bigger, shapelier) booty. Oh yeah and f*ck all those scribble style tattoos. I’m not a big fan of ink on women in general, but if you have to, get a real one. Not a dozen tiny ones that make you look like a sixth grader doodled on you during detention.
But still, rather ordinary. I’d probably check out other chicks if I was poolside, but I don’t think I’d exactly hurt my eyes, if I saw her.
Fuck you | August 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
#28: When we want a sociology / health lecture, we’ll let you know. Until then, shut your fucking yap.
Sport | August 16, 2009 at 4:06 pm
As a regular Brit basher I have to say she looks pretty good in these pics. Maybe its just the missing crazy-face but regardless these arent bad.
crkfranko | August 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Good God! Mother want another?
crkfranko | August 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Good God! Mother want another?
crkfranko | August 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Good God! Mother want another?
Mike | August 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm
She wears a lot of hats, apparently.
Mike | August 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oh and, No TOE no GROW.
ROUGH Daddy | August 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
She’s not bad, Ive seen roots on a 5 dollar crack whore…
ROUGH Daddy | August 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
please insert BETTER between seen and roots….
-I need a proof reader
Lucky Breaks | August 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Yeah I’d say 95% of women are bigger. I still think she looks ok enough though, nothing to make fun over.
Rhialto | August 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Now we’re talking about a great natural tan! Y’all watch and learn! A nice and even tan!
Boogeyman King Dong | August 16, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Where exactly is Marina Del Rey??!
Nero | August 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Don’t worry we don’t drag her anymore to any atm.Since we’ve this portable pin pad device.
me | August 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Hey, she looks good. I mean it. I am talking about her body, not her face. The only thing about her that always bothers me is her rounded shoulders. But that’s not her fault, she’s just a stumpy person. But for what she has, she looks really good. Money can get you a great trainer – and it can get you all the plastic surgery you can ask for. She’s got the money and anyone who says that she hasn’t had plastic surgery is a damn fool. She’s had a lot of work done, and it’s been documented that she uses diet pills. But – I can’t be a liar here, and say that she looks bad. Because she doesn’t.
Lux | August 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
she would look so much better with a little posture!
me | August 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm
oops, one more thing… that’s baby oil next to her on the table. The tan looks sensational, but I just want to remind all of you that it’s not really the best thing for you in the long-term. Please be careful with the tanning, kids. You’ll be a wrinkly prune by the time you hit 30.. Oh wait, I forgot – Britney has more money than God. She’ll get a kickass face and body lift in a year or two. Hey, she’s got the money. Let her cook herself in the sun and enjoy it.
Shamus O"Hara | August 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm
She looks Great !
me | August 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm
you’d look great too if ya had her money. and all of her ass-kissing handlers.
Mike Walker | August 16, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Will she ever realize how dorky she looks in that hat?