Britney Spears in a bikini

August 7th, 2009 // 150 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears on a photo shoot in LA yesterday that will inevitably push the boundaries of our current airbrush technology. Don’t get me wrong, Britney looks great after all she’s been through. It takes a lot of work to go from gelatinous ball of crazy to average stripper body. I mean, just the sheer discipline alone, my God.

Photos: Fame

  1. Daryl G

    Her back isn’t even straight when she throws her hair back.

  2. farty mcshitface

    @2 laura
    yep, you are a loser.
    you like several out here actually thik it is a big deal to be 1st to post on anything.
    1st in line on the short bus.

  3. Jeffer

    This is a fat bitch. There is NOTHING hot about her. She is a filthy, nasty coke head and a drunk. How could you guys forget those crotch shots of hers and how nasty her dick hole looked. This bitch is an “A NUMBER 1″ slut.

  4. bert

    I would gather her turds are huge from the looks of it. She is for sure packing in the chow and it has to come out somewhere. i could probably throw a cat in her asshole and not hit anything.

  5. @ 61 – I wondered what happened to the management team she had in her first few years. She seemed unstoppable then. Dressed well, charming, disciplined performer.

    @ 94 – Sit down and talk to her…she’d be like, “Can they really make cars go back in time and stuff?”.

  6. Dread not

    Yeah, she looks out-FRIGGEN-standing, I’ll give her that. But I’m not convinced that Brit-Brit doesn’t think that having a Chinese fire drill with only herself and the kids in the car is, “wicked fun, Y’all”, that scares the shit out of me. That kid who took off in his parents car and outran the cops? That wasn’t Jamie Lynn’s little demon spawn was it? Just askin’.

  7. Rhialto

    Britney Jean Spears looks pretty in shape to me.

  8. Darth

    This is her natural body shape from origin.

  9. Galtacticus

    You can tell she loves to go down.

  10. Mikeylicky

    I’d lick her shithole.

  11. Nero

    Is it a spot on my screen? Or do i see a camel toe?

  12. Gando

    #111 Knowing your screen and Britney Spears,i’d think it’s both.

  13. TimmyChoos

    …so now billy mays was on coke?

    not surprising. snorting oxyclean prolly wasn’t a good idea either.

  14. vicmorrow

    ..i would honestly, having my choice, choose the brunette “makeup” girl over britney spears.

  15. @94… tl;dr..even if we were in her shoes..most people would have at least the common sense to know the difference between privacy and public acts of stupidity to get people to notice you with youre fucked up issues. So she’s still a fucking idiot and always will continue to be the mother of a reject inbred father.

  16. RtSS

    Mooooo, moooo, mOoOoOoOoOo…

  17. Angela

    There are all types of bodies out there. Some women have the perfect tits, some have the nicest ass, and some have the greatest legs, etc. Give me 1 woman who has all 3 and it hasn’t been accomplished by surgery. Get real.

    For those negative comments, “why anyone ever cares about here is beyond me” – for someone who doesn’t care, you really wasted time coming on here, looking at all the pics, and making a comment. Odd for someone who doesn’t care about someone.

  18. Angela

    There are all types of bodies out there. Some women have the perfect tits, some have the nicest ass, and some have the greatest legs, etc. Give me 1 woman who has all 3 and it hasn’t been accomplished by surgery. Get real.

    For those negative comments, “why anyone ever cares about here is beyond me” – for someone who doesn’t care, you really wasted time coming on here, looking at all the pics, and making a comment. Odd for someone who doesn’t care about someone.

  19. Kikker

    I have all three

  20. @119..pics or all lies.

  21. Felipe

    I never comment here but kinda felt like I should, in this case. This is coming from someone who’s been a Britney fan since the very start.

    First, the “she looks better than most women out there” argument. Okay, she DOES look better than most women in the street, but I think that’s the very LEAST we could expect from a top-selling multimillionaire popstar. That’s what plastic surgery and gym are for. That’s also why her teeth and nose were redone long ago. Because popstars are supposed to be easy on the eyes. Compared to what she could look like, and to the usual Hollywood look, she’s plain-looking at most.

    About the “anorexic” thing: please, whoever says that, stop talking as though she’s just one step after anorexia, as though it’s either being anorexic or looking like Britney – she could be in WAY better shape and would still be far from anorexic. I agree with whoever said she’ll probably never look like she used to, given the age, metabolism and pregnancy factors, but there’s no point in pretending a bit more willpower would do miracles for her current shape.

    Is she forced to get back in shape? Of course not. But it seems pretty clear that she’s obsessed with the idea of getting back to being seen as the hottest thing out there, and if she wants to be seen like that again as opposed to be just making an ass of herself, she should probably drop the Frappuccinos and work it a bit. At least if she wants to pull off the kind of stuff she wears in her shows.

  22. bert

    hey angela i bet you are a fatty aren’t you?

  23. Bo

    She looks hot.

  24. Rick

    As a heterosexual man with functioning testicles and penis, I’m not afraid of girls who carry some extra weight in curvy places, instead of looking like a stick-thin prepubescent boy. So I think Britney looks good, and definitely much better than I thought she’d ever look.

    Anybody who says otherwise is lying to make some type of (irrelevant) point.

  25. Rachael

    Shit her thighs are quite chunky………..but she still looks good – pretty average but good.

    If this is for one of her music videos i can guarantee she will look a lot different when it is finally put on our screens.

  26. Lame dude

    I would love to take her to dinner and a movie…

  27. Salvatore Gustafsson

    I would love to fill her mouth up with my special recipe of country sausage and grits

  28. One day I open a magazine and Britney is looking chunky and rough, then a few days later I see her looking slim and sexy…..amazing

  29. Jesus, Son of God

    i love the way all of the fat bitches log on here as men defending this bitches obesity by saying they would bang her and such. C’mon you moo cows, you know who you are.

  30. Lowstandards

    @Jesus you are confusing women with young asian boys, which is to be expected.

  31. mikeock

    I’d like to shave her head while she blows me.

  32. Angela

    Bert –

    You may find this hard to believe so I don’t care if you do. But I’m one of those types of super tall & super skinny women, who no matter how much I eat, workout, etc will never have an ass to speak of. I guess maybe I am a lil jealous of curvy and muscular types because I can’t ever have that.

    I think her body looks great. I think something happened to her face though, this chick used to be beautiful.

  33. JN

    Yummo!!

  34. leo

    Thick stumpy ugly woman

  35. Patrick Bateman

    She’s got great natural leg shape. If she lost another 10lbs she would look very athletic. Not a fan of skinny stick girls, I like some shape… that’s how I role.

  36. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I love her hat! That type of bikini top makes her breast look nice also. NoNo for shoes though, what are they (stylists) thinking? The necklace DOESN’T match!!!
    Would help f they made the ends of her hair curly.
    You Go Britney, you look fabulous anyways!

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    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!!

    those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that

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  38. Horny Larry

    I would fuck the shit out of britney. She is so fine. I want to fuck her in the bum and come in that bitches mouth.

  39. Anonymous

    Why oh why can’t she just go away?

  40. Érico

    I’d hit it.

  41. FACE

    still just some stank white trash that got lucky. pump and dump – with no grease.

  42. Therisa

    I think 20lbs less and a little more toning. She has enough muscle as we all can see. The girl has been thru enough and she looks good. Give the girl some credit! Whatever it may be, she isnt done yet!

  43. leid-girl

    she has a quarterback;s neck.

  44. Shes been through alot and done alot but shes great i love Brit!!2 you Brit=)

  45. datroof

    She’s got a chance to get back to the stellar body she had. She’s not there yet though. She looks just o.k. A hell of a lot better than she was during her meltdown, but still just o.k. considering where she was before she met Kfedalotofpancakes.

    She needs to steer clear of the the frappacinos and buckle down. Hit the cardio a couple extra days a week.

    And yeah her posture is a little odd. But she’s always had a weird, stiff kind of hillbilly neck/posture.

  46. Kitty

    she looks pretty good
    im happy for her ^~^

  47. Kitty

    she looks pretty good
    im happy for her ^~^

  48. weirdo

    I’d bend her over and hit her shit hole so hard she would’nt be able to crap for like a week.

  49. me

    LIPODISSOLVE….. it’s what she had done. She indeed has/had cellulite. And although the paparazzi can be real jerks, it must be noted that she did a lot of things to draw attention to herself.
    Fake English Accent.. going for a dip in with her friend in her underwear………not wearing underwear……..etc…………So, I don’t feel sorry for her. I really stopped caring when she hit another car while trying to park hers, and when she got out of her car, she didn’t even LOOK at the other car that she damaged. She just looked at her car for damage. What a self centered fake BITCH.

  50. Lol I love how all the fat, dickless virgin being fat people who come here, or Britney or whoever the fuck is talking about how. I’m sure the thick Coke bottle glasses, probably because I have a 2 inch dick, not his dream to type. I mean what I think shutter some of you look like the site also includes the author.

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